Night Ends With Being Attacked By a Medieval Flail

Bee Sheriff

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Nov 9, 2013
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Tonight me and my buddy went out to play some Pokemon Go as we regularly do at late night/early morning times. Playing at one of our regular spots, a shopping center that is vacant around these hours and has multiple pokestops, we meet a dude who [smelled like weed] drives beside us as he is also an avid pokemon player and we talk all about the game and our own pokemon and whatnot, he tells us that he often goes to Main Street Lake Elsinore because it has about 40 pokestops just lining the streets so me and my buddy figure we will go and check it out.

Main Street Lake Elsinore is a pretty ghetto area, but its no east LA. It just has a bad meth problem. So we get there and while it is pretty ghetto, we are hitting a lot of pokemon and finding a couple rares or late evolution pokemon. So we figure its fine playing in a rundown area like this for the payoff.

Eventually we find a Nidoqueen and my buddy just cannot catch it. It pops out of the ball for like 30+ throws until it finally runs away. The whole time we are just sitting in park near a small church where we found the Nidoqueen.

So we finally leave after it runs away and as we are driving down the road I see someone just jump off the sidewalk and run straight at our car swinging a chain so i tell my buddy to slam the gas and he does. But then being idiots we decide we are going to speed past the dude again after we see him get back on the sidewalk. Buddy turns the car around and idles facing the crazy dude who is now standing still on the sidewalk. I realize his chain is actually a ****ing medieval flail (or mace) and the dude starts ****ing swinging it so i tell my friend to just pin it and get the **** out of there. My friend doesn't realize he has a ****ing medieval flail and wants to dick around with the dude so i just yell at him to ****ing go and he does but as we pass the dude for the second time he again runs at the car swinging his flail but we zoom past him and then just go straight home.

What the ****. I have never been in that much danger in my life. Why the **** is some random dude walking around the streets at night swinging a flail. I hope no one on foot ran into him.

TL;DR: Some deranged lunatic who was probably on meth ran at me and my buddy while we were in our car swinging a medieval flail at us.
 
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irunthepeg

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What the ****, Lounge.

Tonight me and my buddy went out to play some Pokemon Go as we regularly do at late night/early morning times. Playing at one of our regular spots, a shopping center that is vacant around these hours and has multiple pokestops, we meet a dude who [smelled like weed] drives beside us as he is also an avid pokemon player and we talk all about the game and our own pokemon and whatnot, he tells us that he often goes to Main Street Lake Elsinore because it has about 40 pokestops just lining the streets so me and my buddy figure we will go and check it out.

Main Street Lake Elsinore is a pretty ghetto area, but its no east LA. It just has a bad meth problem. So we get there and while it is pretty ghetto, we are hitting a lot of pokemon and finding a couple rares or late evolution pokemon. So we figure its fine playing in a rundown area like this for the payoff.

Eventually we find a Nidoqueen and my buddy just cannot catch it. It pops out of the ball for like 30+ throws until it finally runs away. The whole time we are just sitting in park near a small church where we found the Nidoqueen.

So we finally leave after it runs away and as we are driving down the road I see someone just jump off the sidewalk and run straight at our car swinging a chain so i tell my buddy to slam the gas and he does. But then being idiots we decide we are going to speed past the dude again after we see him get back on the sidewalk. Buddy turns the car around and idles facing the crazy dude who is now standing still on the sidewalk. I realize his chain is actually a ****ing medieval flail (or mace) and the dude starts ****ing swinging it so i tell my friend to just pin it and get the **** out of there. My friend doesn't realize he has a ****ing medieval flail and wants to dick around with the dude so i just yell at him to ****ing go and he does but as we pass the dude for the second time he again runs at the car swinging his flail but we zoom past him and then just go straight home.

What the ****. I have never been in that much danger in my life. Why the **** is some random dude walking around the streets at night swinging a flail. I hope no one on foot ran into him.

TL;DR: Some deranged lunatic who was probably on meth ran at me and my buddy while we were in our car swinging a medieval flail at us.
 

Bee Sheriff

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Nov 9, 2013
24,513
33
Tucson
What the ****, Lounge.

Tonight me and my buddy went out to play some Pokemon Go as we regularly do at late night/early morning times. Playing at one of our regular spots, a shopping center that is vacant around these hours and has multiple pokestops, we meet a dude who [smelled like weed] drives beside us as he is also an avid pokemon player and we talk all about the game and our own pokemon and whatnot, he tells us that he often goes to Main Street Lake Elsinore because it has about 40 pokestops just lining the streets so me and my buddy figure we will go and check it out.

Main Street Lake Elsinore is a pretty ghetto area, but its no east LA. It just has a bad meth problem. So we get there and while it is pretty ghetto, we are hitting a lot of pokemon and finding a couple rares or late evolution pokemon. So we figure its fine playing in a rundown area like this for the payoff.

Eventually we find a Nidoqueen and my buddy just cannot catch it. It pops out of the ball for like 30+ throws until it finally runs away. The whole time we are just sitting in park near a small church where we found the Nidoqueen.

So we finally leave after it runs away and as we are driving down the road I see someone just jump off the sidewalk and run straight at our car swinging a chain so i tell my buddy to slam the gas and he does. But then being idiots we decide we are going to speed past the dude again after we see him get back on the sidewalk. Buddy turns the car around and idles facing the crazy dude who is now standing still on the sidewalk. I realize his chain is actually a ****ing medieval flail (or mace) and the dude starts ****ing swinging it so i tell my friend to just pin it and get the **** out of there. My friend doesn't realize he has a ****ing medieval flail and wants to dick around with the dude so i just yell at him to ****ing go and he does but as we pass the dude for the second time he again runs at the car swinging his flail but we zoom past him and then just go straight home.

What the ****. I have never been in that much danger in my life. Why the **** is some random dude walking around the streets at night swinging a flail. I hope no one on foot ran into him.

TL;DR: Some deranged lunatic who was probably on meth ran at me and my buddy while we were in our car swinging a medieval flail at us.

good post
 

Dog

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If the police came and shot that armed black man its your fault......
 

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