Confirmed with Link: Nichushkin back in assistance program; suspended a minimum of six months

[dahrougem2]

What the f*** is happening here lmao

 

[S E P H]

The NHL drug test is not like your drug test to work at 7/11....

These were for hospital jobs, not 7/11 either. Hospitals are notorious for not hiring any potential druggie due to all the issues behind it.

 

[henchman21]

These were for hospital jobs, not 7/11 either. Hospitals are notorious for not hiring any potential druggie due to all the issues behind it.

Knowing one of the local surgeons in my area:

 

[S E P H]

Knowing one of the local surgeons in my area:

Touche.

 

[missionAvs]

Knowing one of the local surgeons in my area:

Is his name Dr. Meeseeks?

 

[henchman21]

Is his name Dr. Meeseeks?

Existence is pain!

 

[JoeSakic13]

I'm not sure who is capable of fighting Nuke on the coke

Peak “could God microwave a burrito” vibes on this statement.

 

[nightonthesun]

The chaos in this thread rn is a beautiful tribute to the man himself. Well done.

say what yall want, I can’t wait to see him play again!

 

[UnkleKraker]

What about a person like Nuke that uses it daily breakfast, lunch, and dinner?

Trick question. A cokehead doesn't eat breakfast, lunch, or dinner.

 

[Bensch88]

He needs to carry a clean bag of piss on him at all times then. Pay someone to piss in it daily.

OIL CHANGE!

 

[Bill Peckerskull]

Knowing one of the local surgeons in my area:

 

[Bill Peckerskull]

I think he pees on you while you pee in the cup.

 

[avalanche_country]

Bro, I've had people in my past tell me that they bought fake pee to pass drug tests since they were obsessed with THC. I think it's on Amazon and then there are devices that keep it at body temp as well. Stoners really think of everything except how to be productive in society lol.

I’ve used that fake stuff 3 times. Worked every time.

As far as your productive comment goes. Kindly piss off, pun intended. That’s not even remotely true in my case.

 

[nightonthesun]

I’ll paraphrase Bill Hicks here — if you run around acting like all stoners/drug users are a parasitic blight on society, you forfeit your right to listen to music ever again

 

[S E P H]

Of course, I was joking lads, gotta rile you lot up once in a while.

 

[MacKaRant]

Knowing one of the local surgeons in my area

Surgeons don't count, drugs are effectively legal for people in certain tax brackets

 

[tucker3434]

Surgeons don't count, drugs are effectively legal for people in certain tax brackets

For sure, they’d fire a scrub tech but the surgeon is getting a pass.