NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE THREE! Part Two

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I almost did it in the last thread. When I started posting the joker video, the only post that was up was Cap's first one. Luckily, he finished his reserved spaces before I was a jerk and posted early.

Yes, it is a total jerk move to do something like that and isn't actually hilarious. The sheer volume of shit that needs to be moved should be a clear indication of that.

 

[Striiker]

I'm actually telling the truth, it was once. I swear on my hat

Oh shit, I believe you.

 

[Ghosts Beer]

Fascists select Esa Tikkanen, historical LW.
@Strawberry Fields

 

[DancingPanther]

Let me rephrase: pick another team so I can put something in the chart and make some t-shirts. Thank you.

 

[Striiker]

Yes, it is a total jerk move to do something like that and isn't actually hilarious. The sheer volume of shit that needs to be moved should be a clear indication of that.

I genuinely didn't think it'd be that irritating

IM SORRY

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Another hilarious joke.

Could you tell me who your rival is please?

@FlyTimmo
@DancingPanther
@Hollywood Couturier
@Hurricane28

... please tell me who your rival is, and if you have already told me, please repeat yourself.

The Providence Playpi are the Las Vegas Desert Ducks rival. Simply because merchandise will sell through the roof.

It's a business decision, not a hate thing.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I genuinely didn't think it'd be that irritating

IM SORRY

Don't worry about it, just don't ever, ever, ever in your life EVER do that again.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

What does this mean?

 

[BiggE]

Fascists select Esa Tikkanen, historical LW.
@Strawberry Fields

I literally could not despise your team any more right now.

 

[DancingPanther]

What does this mean?

Colin is pointing at you, Cap.

THIS IS FOR MAKING FUN OF MY HAT. AND SAYING I WEAR GIRLS CLOTHES. BRING IT ON, CAP

 

[DancingPanther]

The Providence Playpi are the Las Vegas Desert Ducks rival. Simply because merchandise will sell through the roof.

It's a business decision, not a hate thing.

Of course it's not a hate thing, I'm an angel

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I literally could not despise your team any more right now.

Yeah, it's actually getting worse, which is hard to believe.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Colin is pointing at you, Cap.

THIS IS FOR MAKING FUN OF MY HAT. AND SAYING I WEAR GIRLS CLOTHES. BRING IT ON, CAP

Just pick a f***ing team please and don't make me beg. And also put the bong down.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

@ajgoal Mikita's a monster. Absolute robbery. I'd have to sit down and write it out, but he probably sneaks into my top 25.

 

[Starat327]

@Striiker busy day today. Sorry

I didn't even see the cross in there to be honest, but im not ashamed to admit that I do own a pair.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Of course it's not a hate thing, I'm an angel

There's one slight piece of anger between our franchises but i'll be the bigger man and not mention it.

 

[dragonoffrost]

Of course it's not a hate thing, I'm an angel

an obtuse angel?

 

[ajgoal]

Yes, it is a total jerk move to do something like that and isn't actually hilarious. The sheer volume of shit that needs to be moved should be a clear indication of that.

Yeah, I wasn't trying to be a jerk. I just wasn't paying attention.

 

[DancingPanther]

There's one slight piece of anger between our franchises but i'll be the bigger man and not mention it.

I'd like to think I'm being an upstanding citizen by protecting the anonymity of hospital workers

 

[DancingPanther]

an obtuse angel?

A fallen one, actually

 

[DancingPanther]

Just pick a f***ing team please and don't make me beg. And also put the bong down.

YOU. YOUR TEAM. THE f***ING BUNNIES

God I love bunnies tho

 

[DancingPanther]

@ajgoal Mikita's a monster. Absolute robbery. I'd have to sit down and write it out, but he probably sneaks into my top 25.

Oh Mikita you will never know
Anything about my home
I'll never know how good it feels to hold you
Oh no, Mikita you'll never know

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I'd like to think I'm being an upstanding citizen by protecting the anonymity of hospital workers

Wouldn't you rather be an upstanding citizen by giving the HFboards people what they want? I personally think that's the more respectable option.

 

[DancingPanther]

Wouldn't you rather be an upstanding citizen by giving the HFboards people what they want? I personally think that's the more respectable option.

I've been thinking about it, that would be quite the lore

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I've been thinking about it, that would be quite the lore

In all seriousness, please don't.