I have Jojo's pick.
"All M.A.D. Cats season ticket holders will be eligible to purchase ultra exclusive memberships to the finest nightlife the world has to offer, the Dionysian Mysteries. Every aspect of these social gatherings will be designed by none other than the god of the grape-harvest, winemaking, wine, fertility, orchards, fruit, vegetation, pleasure, insanity, ritual madness, religious ecstasy, festivity, and theatre himself,
Dionysus/Bacchus.
An excerpt from a description of his portrayals:
'God of the stranger, the Other and religious ecstasy, Dionysus travels the countryside with his* consort Ariadne, followed by a continuous rolling orgy of nymphs, satires and mortal women. Called Maenads, these women gave up their families and positions in order to follow him, surrendering themselves fully to that animal state the ancient Greeks believed all women possessed. Armed with thyrsi, giant fennel staves, these women were drunk, sexually aggressive and, when sufficiently roused, liable to rip apart and eat anything that crossed their paths, from lions to their own sons. Failure to offer him worship and appropriate respect would bring him to your town, at best to lure the women away as Maenads, at worst to turn them loose on the men.'
Going to a Flyers game would undoubtedly be safer, but going to a M.A.D. Cats game will never be boring.
@Hollywood Couturier I hope this one's a dinosaur."