Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
No, we are the family. I don’t know why he felt the need to repeat himself.Yes. I am hurt that I am not considered family.
Maybe he should have his adenoids checked.
No, we are the family. I don’t know why he felt the need to repeat himself.Yes. I am hurt that I am not considered family.
No, we are the family. I don’t know why he felt the need to repeat himself.
Maybe he should have his adenoids checked.
I'm not disagreeing. I was using the colloquial termIs there an echo in here? Why repeat yourself?
Much better.To put it another way, Girl met my parents and I showed her my family
To put it another way, Girl met my parents and I showed her my family
If she doesn’t run from this insanity, it’s either a really good sign or a REALLY bad sign.I would’ve waited for marriage for that one.
@Striiker“DP, when am I going to meet your friends?”
“I don’t have friends, Girl. I got family.”
If she doesn’t run from this insanity, it’s either a really good sign or a REALLY bad sign.
There’s a joke there that I won’t touch out of respect.If she already calls him DP, she's staying.
Been married 29 years and my wife still can’t quite wrap her head around this. Though she does think the Methgators logo is cute.I would’ve waited for marriage for that one.
Exterminators came this morning. Sprayed prescription strength raid powder along the flashing around the window, inside and out. Also sprayed with a tube into the light fixture. No new corpses. No new living wasps. Said it's unlikely the nest is huge because it would actually make the drywall soft from the...uh- wasp spit, which is what the nest is made of.
Girl met the family last night. We watched the Olympics. I showed her this draft. She was confused but supportive because although she's not the biggest sports fan around, she does understand that the teams are bad. She is fondest of baseball. Grew up in Coatesville so considers herself a Phillies fan. She is open-minded about hockey. She verbalized a surface level understanding.
She is helping me think of one hit wonders
Yikes!Two credit cards charged fraudulently in the past week, and a COVID test today. Whee.
Yikes!
Good luck, hope the test is negative
Good luck budI've had it once and gotten the vaccine. I should at least get a year off from this s***.
Even if it's positive, overwhelming odds are you'll have a minor case bud. Sorry about that, still hoping it's negative!I've had it once and gotten the vaccine. I should at least get a year off from this s***.
Even if it's positive, overwhelming odds are you'll have a minor case bud. Sorry about that, still hoping it's negative!
Yeah I get that. The logistic wrench of it all is sometimes the most annoying part especially if you're not very sick. But it's great to see you being responsible!I'm guessing that it's just an aftereffect of breathing compressed gas under 3ATM of pressure for the first time in 2 years. But better safe. I'm not worried about me, except insofar as the 14-day quarantine is a pain. Especially since my wife has been gone for a month and is due back in a few days.
No wonder I haven’t been up for like 2 weeksGood morning to all of yesterday's survivors, and all the new romances, and don't blame me when she finds me exquisitely adorable.
There is no one on the clock, so stop watching. There is no clock - I threw it away. That's not an existential statement on the adversarial nature of time - I literally threw the clock in a Rock, oh, excuse me, I mean a literal garbage can. It kept squeaking like one of those fire alarms with a weak battery. You know those? F***ing things make you want to burn the house down, amirite?
GAH! Must Grawn. See you many, many, many hours from now.
I'm proud of you cap well done.
In other news, today is my birthday.