NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE EIGHT! Part Two!

[Hollywood Cannon]

Good

Any questions I'm your man

Is Krokodil bad for you?

 

[DancingPanther]

Is Krokodil bad for you?

Yes. We had a pt come in with their skin falling off because of it just last week

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Yes. We had a pt come in with their skin falling off because of it just last week

People actually use it? JFC

 

[mja]

There are many towns with the word rock in them.

Just sayin

Also, no one has chosen the Johnsons as a team name.

Just sayin

 

[BiggE]

Also, no one has chosen the Johnsons as a team name.

Just sayin

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Please keep in mind that you can kick me out of the league at any point.

Don't hold back. I'm a piece of shit. I deserve it.

You are loving every minute of it. You can't fool me.

Did that dipshit still not pick? I was watching a movie.

 

[Striiker]

You are loving every minute of it. You can't fool me.

Did that dipshit still not pick? I was watching a movie.

I hate every moment of my life and I'm dead inside.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I hate every moment of my life and I'm dead inside.

You should go see a doctor.

 

[ajgoal]

You should go see a doctor.

It doesn't help.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I hate every moment of my life and I'm dead inside.

I hear that Crocodile helps. I ate crocodile in Thailand - in fact, I had raw crocodile meat and grilled it myself. It was delicious. It tasted like a nice white fish.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

It doesn't help.

f***.

 

[Starat327]

I hear that Crocodile helps. I ate crocodile in Thailand - in fact, I had raw crocodile meat and grilled it myself. It was delicious. It tasted like a nice white fish.

I've had it fried and it was OK. But frying anything makes it taste at least ok.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I hear that Crocodile helps. I ate crocodile in Thailand - in fact, I had raw crocodile meat and grilled it myself. It was delicious. It tasted like a nice white fish.

Do you have a son named Bobby Boucher?

 

[Striiker]

You should go see a doctor.

Too late for me

Can I get an "F" in the chat, boys

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Do you have a son named Bobby Boucher?

I AM Bobby Boucher. Mama said, M-m-m-mama said ...

 

[BiggE]

I hate every moment of my life and I'm dead inside.

Shut up and have a cookie.

 

[Young Sandwich]

I saw a bachelor party crew driving around on one of those party bikes at the beach the other day and they were all wearing Bobby Boucher Mud Dogs blouses. That's living life.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Good morning, Mama - these are my friends.

We start the day with @ajgoal on the clock, @GKJ on deck, and @Magua in the hole with a pair, the second of which will launch the final round in this phase. His Royal Brainlessness, @Lord Defect, will fill in his hole somehow, I am sure.

Every Hong Kong movie I have seen lately has been shit. It's not like I have been seeking out the cream of the crop - I have just been watching what I can find on Netflix and Bezosazon randomly - but still, it's disappointing. Last night I started watching "Line Walker," and it's terrible. I am going to finish watching it today so I can check it off the watched list, but damn - it's stupid. I'm going to have to actively seek out something good from HK to cleanse my palate.

Korea, on the other hand, can practically do no wrong. I watched one called "Night in Paradise" first last night. It's about a mob lieutenant who takes vengeance on a rival gang's boss for [REDACTED], then is sent to lie low on Jeju Island with a gun dealer and his terminally ill niece. It's a character study for a while, and then it gets super bloody with awesome viciousness, and it rules. The only thing wrong with that country's cinema output is that there isn't enough of it to fill 24 hours of every day. That's not going to stop me from trying, though. Except for the time I spend destroying rival civilizations and watching "Fairy Tail."

Speaking of spending 24 hours per day doing something, don't forget to draft constantly and shop your testicles off. Mama said, M-m-m-m-mama said not shopping is the literal Devil. Have some of that sweet H2O and get you some acrylic blocks. I'M A BUSINESSMAN! AND A FOOTBALL PLAYER!

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Lord Defect is taking D Kyle Capobianco

@ajgoal the floor is yours.

 

[BiggE]

@Lord Defect is taking D Kyle Capobianco

@ajgoal the floor is yours.

That’s the exact same face I make when Chuck Fletcher speaks

 

[DancingPanther]

I hate every moment of my life and I'm dead inside.

Reported: I'm in this post and I don't like it

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Have I missed anything?

 

[Lord Defect]

Thanks cap. I spent all day yesterday after work tipping out my boiler and baseboard heating. I gotta figure out what to redraft. Everything’s been so perfect I’m afraid to change anything.

 

[DancingPanther]

Have I missed anything?

I picked about 4 players in a row that were already picked because I was on my phone and had to actually look (and overlooked) the names not knowing I could Ctrl f in phone browsers. It was a tough go, but I persevered.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I picked about 4 players in a row that were already picked because I was on my phone and had to actually look (and overlooked) the names not knowing I could Ctrl f in phone browsers. It was a tough go, but I persevered.

Sounds mighty... defective of you.