GM Doug: What do you mean I have to pick again? I'm exhausted. Do you know how much work I put into googling celebrity chicken lookalike earlier? Jesus.
Alex Turcotte: Excuse me sir, but that's not good behaviour.
GM Doug: What? Who? Hey, didn't I draft you?
AT: Yessir.
GM Doug: So what did I do wrong, other than draft you?
AT: You took the Lord's name in vain.
GM Doug: I did?
AT: Yessir.
GM Doug: When?
AT: Just now.
GM Doug: You must have misheard me. Now how about a bright young boy like yourself earn a signing bonus on your ELC by making a pick for me?
AT: Really? That seems swell!
GM Doug: Yeah, boy it is. Sure is swell. Here's the category list.
AT: Oh, I don't even need to read past the first one sir. I can get you the best in the world for all time.
GM Doug: You, uh, can? And no one has taken it?
AT: That's right.
GM Doug: Well then go for it!
AT: The Chicago Chimpanzees are pleased to select the most important and best selling book of all time with five billion sold -
The Bible.
GM Doug: Oh Jesus.
AT: Sir!
GM Doug: WHAT?!
AT: You did it again.
GM Doug: Boy did I.
@Chuck Downie , you're up.
AT: You better get to confession.
GM Doug: What I better get is a cut of each book sale. Eesh!