NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - MEATY PHASE EIGHTEEN! Part One!

[DancingPanther]

Guys, I was today years old when I learned that grenadine isn’t cherry flavored. It’s made from pomegranate juice.

I have been shaken to the core. Shirley temples man.

Brown eyed women and red grenadine
The bottle was dusty but the liquor was clean

 

[Striiker]

That script is an atrocity. I can't remember the specifics of why, but I am going to watch it again and get back to you. She rules, though.

I thought it was great. I had no problem with the script and I'm suuuuuuper picky when it comes to movies. A little bad/cringy/cliche dialog and I'm out.

I'm interested to hear what you had an issue with.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

1) Strawberry Yogurt Cherrios are what Kings eat, you peasant.

2) my monster would annihilate your little Phil Myers. I'm not making that pick yet though, since I need that in my back pocket to quickly use if I can't think of anything in the future (I give this draft zero forethought and sometimes run into issues)


Here ya go Cappy. As usual, my taste is flawless.

You can dine with kings; we'll enjoy our original Cheerios with the gods.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Team Actor/Actress - Emily Blunt

Which reminds me, Sicario was such a great movie.



@Hurricane28


Yup, they're pretty much all great.

I love adding veeeeeery thinly sliced bananas to them too.

I like nanners with the regular ones, but I'd never, ever add them to the others.

 

[DancingPanther]

Frosted Cheerios are the best no milk cereal

 

[Striiker]

You can dine with kings; we'll enjoy our original Cheerios with the gods.

ONE OF YOU DAMN MODS BETTER MAKE A f***ING POLL please

STRAWBERRY YOGURT CHEERIOS VS ORIGINAL CHEERIOS

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT KIND OF SCUM IM DEALING WITH ON HERE

I like nanners with the regular ones, but I'd never, ever add them to the others.

Why not???

There's no such thing as too much of a good thing unless there's too much of that thing and it's not good anymore because then it stops being good and is actually a bad thing which means it's no longer too much of a good thing anymore so technically I'm right since it's not too much of the good thing until it becomes not a good thing in which case its too much of a bad thing which is always bad because even a little of a bad thing is bad.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Have I ever told you guys that Keith Jones is a f***ing muppet? True story.

ONE OF YOU DAMN MODS BETTER MAKE A f***ING POLL please

STRAWBERRY YOGURT CHEERIOS VS ORIGINAL CHEERIOS

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT KIND OF SCUM IM DEALING WITH ON HERE


Why not???

There's no such thing as too much of a good thing unless there's too much of that thing and it's not good anymore because then it stops being good and is actually a bad thing which means it's no longer too much of a good thing anymore so technically I'm right since it's not too much of the good thing until it becomes not a good thing in which case its too much of a bad thing which is always bad because even a little of a bad thing is bad.

You don't need them with the flavored ones - I don't want anything to interfere with those flavors.

@CanadianFlyer88 @Hollywood Cannon @Beef Invictus

You guys have GOT to get them to turn off this automerge. It is f***ing AWFUL.

 

[Striiker]

Have I ever told you guys that Keith Jones is a f***ing muppet? True story.



You don't need them with the flavored ones - I don't want anything to interfere with those flavors.

@CanadianFlyer88 @Hollywood Cannon @Beef Invictus

You guys have GOT to get them to turn off this automerge. It is f***ing AWFUL.

It's not about need. You don't need four members in BLACKPINK but you still want them all, right?

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Have I ever told you guys that Keith Jones is a f***ing muppet? True story.



You don't need them with the flavored ones - I don't want anything to interfere with those flavors.

@CanadianFlyer88 @Hollywood Cannon @Beef Invictus

You guys have GOT to get them to turn off this automerge. It is f***ing AWFUL.

The Admins know that a large number of people are unhappy about the auto-merges. Last I read they're contemplating shortening the time when an auto-merge will apply, but I think it's here to stay.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

It's not about need. You don't need four members in BLACKPINK but you still want them all, right?

I'm saying, they get in the way of the flavors. You can have all the nanners, and I can have all the BLACKPINK in my area.

 

[Hurricane28]

Love Bruce, but this cover is better than the original.

Team Cover: Atlantic City-The Band



@Magua

 

[Striiker]

The Admins know that a large number of people are unhappy about the auto-merges. Last I read they're contemplating shortening the time when an auto-merge will apply, but I think it's here to stay.

I should be running this place...

There'd be no more problems.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

The Admins know that a large number of people are unhappy about the auto-merges. Last I read they're contemplating shortening the time when an auto-merge will apply, but I think it's here to stay.

They already have the timer so you can't spam posts.
If anyone is spamming to the degree they even can, the site is supposed to be anti-troll, so they should take care of people who are spamming bullshit to troll.
People can manually combine posts if they want them merged.

Thus, there is no need at all for them.

 

[BernieParent]

We could almost do a Team Cheerios category if we did it in pairs. I already have Multi Grain Cheerios. @Lord Defect has Multi Groin Cheerios, amirite?

Where is this Cheerios talk, anyway?

I'll choose

 

[DancingPanther]

The Admins know that a large number of people are unhappy about the auto-merges. Last I read they're contemplating shortening the time when an auto-merge will apply, but I think it's here to stay.

Maybe they'll eventually fix the awful mobile notification interface. The messages icon only appears next to the bell if you turn your phone landscape. The most brainless nonsense of all time

 

[Asnito]

We could almost do a Team Cheerios category if we did it in pairs. I already have Multi Grain Cheerios. @Lord Defect has Multi Groin Cheerios, amirite?

Where is this Cheerios talk, anyway?

What about best Dorito flavor?

I thought it was great. I had no problem with the script and I'm suuuuuuper picky when it comes to movies. A little bad/cringy/cliche dialog and I'm out.

I'm interested to hear what you had an issue with.

You're a massive fan of all the F&F movies

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

What about best Dorito flavor?

@Hollywood Cannon

 

[Asnito]

@Hollywood Cannon

He doesn't like Doritos?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

He doesn't like Doritos?

Just wait. He'll explain the #Lore of Dorito's in the Quackverse. Until then, please stop suggesting it.

 

[Asnito]

@BiggE you need to cut back on how much you give them because climbing fences should not ever be something they do.

MSN

www.msn.com

 

[Striiker]

You're a massive fan of all the F&F movies

Exactly. Like I said, I only tolerate the best of the best.

 

[Lord Defect]

Team Horror Movie Character: Predator

@CanadianFlyer88

f***.
Man you left a huge #lore character or five hanging

 

[Lord Defect]

We could almost do a Team Cheerios category if we did it in pairs. I already have Multi Grain Cheerios. @Lord Defect has Multi Groin Cheerios, amirite?

Where is this Cheerios talk, anyway?

Stop pick tipping

I thought it was great. I had no problem with the script and I'm suuuuuuper picky when it comes to movies. A little bad/cringy/cliche dialog and I'm out.

I'm interested to hear what you had an issue with.

Wait what?! There’s a series of movies you like that says hi.

 

[Magua]

The Honolulu Ghibli roll out the red carpet for our Team Actress: Saoirse Ronan

From movies like Atonement, The Grand Budapest Hotel, Brooklyn, Lady Bird, Little Women, I ardently believe she is the best young actress working today. She's done all this by age 28, and I can't fathom where her career will go from here. She has an absolutely magnetic screen presence: funny, earnest, emotive without histrionic. Saoirse has immaculate taste in projects, and I could watch her play any role because she can play any role. If she's starring in a movie, my interest is piqued. Yes, I am a proud simp. Move along, nothing to see here. (Except Saoirse Ronan.)

****

@mja -- it's pronounced, "Sur-sha"

 

[mja]

f***.
Man you left a huge #lore character or five hanging

I feel like we should just overrule him and assign him [Ranch]. I'd be ok with [Liverwurst] as well, but the hair coloring is off.

Anyway, let's pick a Niche Sporting Event.

Invented by David Foster Wallace in his novel Infinite Jest, Eschaton is essentially thermonuclear war played on tennis courts with tennis balls, dirty clothes, and a computer. There's also lots of math, so it's not for the faint of heart or the authentic.

There was an attempt to play a simplified version of it a decade ago, but it was still incredibly complicated and I don't know that another attempt has been made. However, I just learned that the Decemberists reenacted the game from the book in the music video for the Flaming Zeppelins-appropriate Calamity Song, seen here:



@Captain Dave Poulin