NHL Mega Mock DRAFT Reboot Discussion DRAFT Thread Its Late but Its Gr8 to Start Phase 28

[Magua]

I've never watched a foreign film

I, uh, well, uh…..I don’t think this is possible?

We are selecting Everything Everywhere All At Once

Not even a foreign film. But bless your heart, I guess you can have it.

 

[BernieParent]

To keep this momentum going while I am doing family things, the Halifax Galleons draft Cole Eiserman.

A toi, @Hollywood Cannon.

 

[DancingPanther]

I, uh, well, uh…..I don’t think this is possible?

I mean I don't watch movies very much and I don't watch anime.

Not even a foreign film. But bless your heart, I guess you can have it.

Sad. It has a lot of Chinese dialogue so I thought it was. If the academy rejects my selection then I will re pick something

 

[DancingPanther]

Wait I HAVE SEEN ONE. I'm changing my pick to PANS LABYRINTH

That movie also ruled

@Captain Dave Poulin this is my real pick

We got there in the end. As you know, we here at Providence are extremely f***ing cultured.

 

[Magua]

I mean I don't watch movies very much and I don't watch anime.

I don’t watch anime either really. But I watch a lot of foreign films. They’re usually better and more memorable than your average Hollywood movie. Time to get #cultured in your 30s.

Wait I HAVE SEEN ONE. I'm changing my pick to PANS LABYRINTH

See? But I am DYING at you having THREE PICKS now involving Pan’s Labyrinth. Get your money’s worth, I guess.

 

[DancingPanther]

I don’t watch anime either really. But I watch a lot of foreign films. They’re usually better and more memorable than your average Hollywood movie. Time to get #cultured in your 30s.



See? But I am DYING at you having THREE PICKS now involving Pan’s Labyrinth. Get your money’s worth, I guess.

I'm cultured, that's why

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Pick coming.

 

[ajgoal]

For our foreign film, we're going to make a pick from someone not selected as a director, since I don't want to watch [LIVERWURST], and we have Kirosawa's films already. First documentary ever to win at Cannes:

Team Foreign Film: Le Monde du Silence

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

We are proud to select another Comrade with our second futurehead of this fabeled 28th phase.

Anton Silayev

@Beef Invictus wow us with your beefness.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Sorry - I'm trying to catch up, but this f***ing place is still a total mess for me. I'll keep trying.

 

[Beef Invictus]

We are proud to select another Comrade with our second futurehead of this fabeled 28th phase.

Anton Silayev

@Beef Invictus wow us with your beefness.

The Happening occurred and I forgot I was up. Shit. Working on it now.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Thank you HC! Glamorous HC! Double-Jointed HC! Gleaming HC!

I pick The Second Song of my Copulation Film.



The copulation is life. I want more life, f***er I ain't done, yeah.


@Magua ! Shivering Magua! Naked Magua! Caked Magua!

 

[Magua]

The Honolulu Ghibli select as our next Futurehead……Trevor Connelly

Mama didn’t raise no coward. Connelly has had a mediocre freshman year, but he’s dealt with injuries and a putrid offensive team. He was pretty good at the WJC, but he wasn’t skating right even then. I thought he had high end scoring tools pre-draft, and I’ll stand by it. Betting on a Boldy freshman to sophomore jump.

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@BiggE — make it steamy in here like the Everglades with that next pick

 

[BiggE]

Huh, I gotta look up the categories again.

 

[BiggE]

And wait, I gotta pick twice?

 

[BiggE]

Ok, let’s welcome to Jacksonville our official foreign actress, Maria Grazia Cucinotta

(Italian pronunciation:[maˈriːa ˈɡrattsja kutʃiˈnɔtta]; (like our fanbase is gonna pronounce that right!) born 27 July 1968) is an Italian actress who has featured in films and television series since 1990. Internationally she is best known for her roles in Il Postino and as the Bond girl, credited as "Cigar Girl", in the James Bond film The World Is Not Enough.

Oh, and she’s a smokeshow too

Um, I’ll be right back

 

[BiggE]

Ok, and now our foreign born actor, and former pro wrestler, Harold Sakata!

Sakata San is best known for playing the unforgettable Oddjob in my all time favorite Bond film, Goldfinger.

@Magua , do I expect you to talk? No, I expect you to pick!

 

[Magua]

The Honolulu Ghibli go back to the Futurehead for our next pick……Teddy Stiga

Golden goal, biznatches. Having a great freshman year on BC with secondary usage behind the top line. Awkward look if you had a mid-2nd last draft and passed on him for some plug! *cough*

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@Beef Invictus ! Pulsating Beef! Pulchritudinous Beef! Cerulean Beef!

 

[Beef Invictus]

Thank you @Magua ! Unleashed Magua! Leashed Magua! Bound Magua!

It is time for more sexy songs for the Copulation Compilation.

After two rounds of filthy, sinful, horrifying acts that leave the soul hollowed, we feel weird. It is time for the Soulful Reflection part of the film.



@Hollywood Cannon ! Succumbed HC! Indignant HC! Bequeathed HC!

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

Ok, let’s welcome to Jacksonville our official foreign actress, Maria Grazia Cucinotta

(Italian pronunciation:[maˈriːa ˈɡrattsja kutʃiˈnɔtta]; (like our fanbase is gonna pronounce that right!) born 27 July 1968) is an Italian actress who has featured in films and television series since 1990. Internationally she is best known for her roles in Il Postino and as the Bond girl, credited as "Cigar Girl", in the James Bond film The World Is Not Enough.

Oh, and she’s a smokeshow too
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Um, I’ll be right back

I read this thread from time to time for shits and giggles, but I had to comment. I was scrolling down your post and got to this part.

Then I kept scrolling. Mama Mia!

 

[Magua]

I read this thread from time to time for shits and giggles, but I had to comment. I was scrolling down your post and got to this part.
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Then I kept scrolling. Mama Mia!

Expansion franchise?

 

[BiggE]

Expansion franchise?

The makeup pics would be epic…and endless

 

[Magua]

The makeup pics would be epic…and endless

At this point, he could just start drafting from this phase.

 

[Lord Defect]

He commented here. We should just pull a forced compliance on him and issue him a a team

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

He commented here. We should just pull a forced compliance on him and issue him a a team

There IS precedent for this in the Quackeverse.

P.S. Pick incoming sometime in near future.