NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - IT'S LATE, BUT IT'S GR8 TO START PHASE 28!

[JojoTheWhale]

IVE DONE NOTHING TO DESERVE THIS

You know what. Life got me back for you. I'm on my way to sit at the emergency vet for hours for someone else’s dog.

 

[Striiker]

You know what. Life got me back for you. I'm on my way to sit at the emergency vet for hours for someone else’s dog.

Poor pup

But deserved for you

Hope your socks are damp

 

[Beef Invictus]

The status of the animal is less of a concern. It's the making it into sexy underwear part that gets me. No pet should be included in sexy paraphernalia.

It's probably a sewer rat if that helps

 

[Magua]

Zoomers are the worst generation to ever grace this earth. Each one deserves to wear rat undies every day. Not even sexy ones. They get Fruit of the Loom Rat.

 

[BigToe]

Zoomers are the worst generation to ever grace this earth. Each one deserves to wear rat undies every day. Not even sexy ones. They get Fruit of the Loom Rat.

Fight me

 

[Magua]

Fight me

You’re a zoomer? Woof. Hoped you were a late millennial. You should change that beautiful profile picture to one of rat lingerie.

 

[Lord Defect]

Zoomers are the worst generation to ever grace this earth. Each one deserves to wear rat undies every day. Not even sexy ones. They get Fruit of the Loom Rat.

Foreman mills mismade fruit of the loom rat tighty whities with one leg opening bigger than the other.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

What years are zoomers?

 

[Lord Defect]

What years are zoomers?

Ones we don’t care about.
Who can or cares to keep track of those age bracket year things anyway?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Ones we don’t care about.
Who can or cares to keep track of those age bracket year things anyway?

I'm just trying to see if I hate these people too or not.

 

[Lord Defect]

I'm just trying to see if I hate these people too or not.

If you don’t then we’re going to assume you’re a zoomer too.

 

[Magua]

What years are zoomers?

13-28. So, mostly high school-college age kids today. They suck so hard.

 

[ajgoal]

Gen X are the only ones who should be using a letter, dammit. It's our trademark thing.

 

[GKJ]

I will do it. I will take Jett Luchanko

@BigToe

 

[BigToe]

Track 2 - Computer Love - Zapp & Roger



@JojoTheWhale

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I'm going to try to spread all five of these out into different time periods just because it helps narrow things down.

Track Two: "Melt" by Siouxsie And The Bansheses



@CanadianFlyer88 It's your turn to scare the proverbial hoes. Or take a hockey player. Close enough.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Dude has back issues and has missed this entire season because of them. The journey to the Quackverse will magically heal him, though.

The Seattle Sockeyes are wary to select Cayden Lindstrom.

@Lord Defect

 

[BiggE]

13-28. So, mostly high school-college age kids today. They suck so hard.

I have concert t-shirts much older than that.

 

[Magua]

I'm going to try to spread all five of these out into different time periods just because it helps narrow things down.

Track Two: "Melt" by Siouxsie And The Bansheses



@CanadianFlyer88 It's your turn to scare the proverbial hoes. Or take a hockey player. Close enough.

Great pick, great album. I also had a couple Siouxsie songs in mind……if I don’t completely troll this category. It’s too tempting. I don’t know if I can resist. Maybe one troll pick?

 

[ajgoal]

Great pick, great album. I also had a couple Siouxsie songs in mind……if I don’t completely troll this category. It’s too tempting. I don’t know if I can resist. Maybe one troll pick?

I'm seriously considering it myself.

 

[Lord Defect]

Dude has back issues and has missed this entire season because of them. The journey to the Quackverse will magically heal him, though.

The Seattle Sockeyes are wary to select Cayden Lindstrom.

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@Lord Defect

Oh. I’m up. Cool.
Countless spawn have been, uh well, spawned while listening to the sensual crooning of Jermaine, most notably this song.
It’s time to get down to business, It’s Business Time.


@ajgoal
You know when I'm down to my socks it's time for business
That's why they call it business socks