NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - IT'S LATE, BUT IT'S GR8 TO START PHASE 28!

[mja]

Sir, if any of those other songs are your sex tape soundtrack, that’s flirting with kink shaming. I said flirting because we never kink shame.

I have the pick to end all picks. Possibly literally. But I’m worried about Biff.

I don't know about you, man, but nothing gets me in the mood quite like a little Bob.

Edit: Was also literally listening to Loveless today.

 

[Striiker]

I expected you to just use Fast and Furious with the title in a different language, so consider me impressed.

I was expecting the Tokyo fast and the furious or Tokyo drift. Wait, is that the same thing?

I’m insulted.

I’d never make a mockery of this draft by making an unserious pick like that.

 

[Lord Defect]

Who’s up?

 

[Young Sandwich]

Who’s up?

@Rebels57 is up. I'm sure he's just been intently researching his pick for the last 36 hours and definitely not blacked out in a ditch somewhere on a world class bender.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I just ate a packet of Wegmans sushi wasabi for dessert. Does anyone have questions?

 

[Magua]

I just ate a packet of Wegmans sushi wasabi for dessert. Does anyone have questions?

Did only cowardice prevent you from having it for dinner?

 

[Beef Invictus]

Did only cowardice prevent you from having it for dinner?

Don't be ridiculous, a single packet is a treat, not a meal

 

[Magua]

Don't be ridiculous, a single packet is a treat, not a meal

You chose only a single packet. You had the choice to eat a handful of packets.

 

[Lord Defect]

You chose only a single packet. You had the choice to eat a handful of packets.

The child only allotted him one

 

[BernieParent]

I just ate a packet of Wegmans sushi wasabi for dessert. Does anyone have questions?

Are you able to operate your own stomach pump?

 

[ajgoal]

I just ate a packet of Wegmans sushi wasabi for dessert. Does anyone have questions?

Did you swallow it whole, or chew the plastic?

 

[Striiker]

Wegmans Chinese food was the only time in my life I’ve had violent food poisoning.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

@pit can go.

Congrats is just in order for my good taste.

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I need to know which Highway 61 track this was unless it's LARS.

Wegmans Chinese food was the only time in my life I’ve had violent food poisoning.

....did you buy food from a grocery store buffet? Maybe you do deserve the Flyers.

 

[Striiker]

....did you buy food from a grocery store buffet? Maybe you do deserve the Flyers.

I didn’t buy shit. Someone else bought it for me and I decided to take a gamble.

It was late at night and it was basically that or nothing. Which, in hindsight, probably contributed to the poisoning since everything had definitely been sitting out all day.

But please forgive me. In the future I’ll borrow your Private Chef Mario to make me my every meal and meet your standards, so you don’t need to say hurtful things.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I didn’t buy shit. Someone else bought it for me and I decided to take a gamble.

It was late at night and it was basically that or nothing. Which, in hindsight, probably contributed to the poisoning since everything had definitely been sitting out all day.

But please forgive me. In the future I’ll borrow your Private Chef Mario to make me my every meal and meet your standards, so you don’t need to say hurtful things.

They have prepackaged stuff that’s fine. It’s just that in my local one, the Chinese is sitting out in the open air buffet style where every mouth breather in the universe can kill you.

 

[Striiker]

They have prepackaged stuff that’s fine. It’s just that in my local one, the Chinese is sitting out in the open air buffet style where every mouth breather in the universe can kill you.

I DIDNT PICK IT

SOMEOME BROUGHT IT TO ME AND SAID “DO YOU WANT THIS”

I SAID “OK”

THEN I BARFED

NOW IM BEING HARRASSED

 

[pit]

I could probably go with someone else of a consensus higher ranking here, but I feel a sense of smug satisfaction in instead making this player a late first round pick JUST LIKE THE FLYERS SHOULD HAVE BUT DIDN'T.

The Chimpanzees select with their first pick of the 2024 Futureheads draft - Cole Hutson.

@Chuck Downie , go for it.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I DIDNT PICK IT

SOMEOME BROUGHT IT TO ME AND SAID “DO YOU WANT THIS”

I SAID “OK”

THEN I BARFED

NOW IM BEING HARRASSED

Well why did you barf

 

[Striiker]

Well why did you barf

Weakness

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Weakness

Finally some truth is being shared on this board.

 

[Rebels57]

Oh shit. I'll pick now.

The FOG select, as our 1st Futurehead, TIJ IGINLA. Bloodlines aren't everything, but we strongly believe in his and feel he will come back better than ever after hip surgery.

Go ahead @pit, you ain't talking your way out of this shit