NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - IT'S LATE, BUT IT'S GR8 TO START PHASE 28!

[BernieParent]

There's no way you'll be able to measel your way out of this one

Casting a pox on me?

 

[ajgoal]

Apologies for my absence. Exam tomorrow.

Pleased to select this dude:

2024 Futurehead the first: Zayne Parekh, D

Oh ffs. I'm next to @Lord Defect??

 

[Lord Defect]

The Stay Pufts have about 23 too many hockey players and will not be selecting any this round(at least until cap had a conniption fit) first pick is in the all important sex tape category is none other than the sweetest, softest, most sincere love song by Clarence Carter; Stroking


@CanadianFlyer88 do you prefer to stroke it to the east or stroke it to the west?

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Never thought we'd get Zeev, but was hoping we'd get Zayne...

Given the options, we'll go for the undersized centre from the W.

The Seattle Sockeyes are thrilled to select Berkly Catton and spare him from the Earth Prime Seattle franchise.

@JojoTheWhale

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Taking hockey players first this phase is missing the point on a level usually reserved for a Flyers Facebook discussion about how well the boys played in a 2-1 Win against Pittsburgh in February in a lost season.

(Bern gets a Papal dispensation.)

Track One: Glory Box by Portishead (Symphonic)



This woman apologizes at the end of what becomes the seminal version of their big single at the best show I’ve ever attended. I will never get over that. The Portishead sound exists at a crossroad of classy and sleazy that may never be matched. Every time I hear this version, I need a shower and a pack of American Spirits. No, I do not smoke.

Please note this live album charted highest in France. The entire world had no choice but to commit to the bit here.

@BigToe Many, many things are better these days, but one thing I wish you could have gotten to do was have a shared unique experience with a crowd like this where nothing in the world existed for a few hours.

 

[DancingPanther]

Taking hockey players first this phase is missing the point on a level usually reserved for a Flyers Facebook discussion about how well the boys played in a 2-1 Win against Pittsburgh in February in a lost season.

(Bern gets a Papal dispensation.)

Track One: Glory Box by Portishead (Symphonic)



This woman apologizes at the end of what becomes the seminal version of their big single at the best show I’ve ever attended. I will never get over that. The Portishead sound exists at a crossroad of classy and sleazy that may never be matched. Every time I hear this version, I need a shower and a pack of American Spirits. No, I do not smoke.

Please note this live album charted highest in France. The entire world had no choice but to commit to the bit here.

@BigToe Many, many things are better these days, but one thing I wish you could have gotten to do was have a shared unique experience with a crowd like this where nothing in the world existed for a few hours.

f***ing RUDE

 

[BigToe]

Track One - Love Theme - Vangelis @GKJ gogogoogo

 

[GKJ]

Foreign Film, easy pick for me. 1998 Swedish language film, which in English was called Show Me Love, by which the song of the same name by Robyn was used in the end credits.



In Swedish it is called f***ing Åmål

@mja

 

[mja]

Sextape Song #1: Oh! by The Breeders



The languid pace of the sparse yet rich arrangement, achingly sweet violin, lustfully intertwined male and female vocals, and imagery suggestive both of childhood play in the woods and of the tender discovery of a lover--get lost in the moss...run to the log that's rotten...push me down, push me down--all of it just builds to such heady moment of anticipation for what comes next.

@Captain Dave Poulin, let's get it on!

 

[Magua]

Sextape Song #1: Oh! by The Breeders



The languid pace of the sparse yet rich arrangement, achingly sweet violin, lustfully intertwined male and female vocals, and imagery suggestive both of childhood play in the woods and of the tender discovery of a lover--get lost in the moss...run to the log that's rotten...push me down, push me down--all of it just builds to such heady moment of anticipation for what comes next.

@Captain Dave Poulin, let's get it on!

I listened to this yesterday.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Anyone stoked for the inevitable mental images of our Quackverse mates going to town on their partner while listening to their sex tape songs? Yeah, me neither.

 

[Lord Defect]

I listened to this yesterday.

Congrats on the sex

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

How the f*** did it get to me already? I am ready for it, though, even after having to wade through all the perversion of you weirdos.

There are certain films that try to have it all, and fail miserably at everything because they have no focus.

Then there are films that don't have to try to have it all, but do anyway, simply because there is no containing the storyteller's orgasmic volcano of ideas.

My Team Foreign Film selection is basically a cross between "Blazing Saddles," "Swing Time," and "Once Upon a Time in the West" by way of "Kill Bill."

It has music, dancing, romance, absurdist humor, romance ...

... and enough slaps, kicks, and punches to choke a goat.

Team Foreign Film - Kung-Fu Hustle

@Striiker my team won that game, thank f***. I'm so, so happy.

 

[mja]

I listened to this yesterday.

For some reason, I think I remember you sharing this some time back, and it's the only reason I picked this now. Otherwise I would have gone with a stupid hockey player.

 

[Magua]

Congrats on the sex

Congrats is just in order for my good taste.

 

[GKJ]

Thank you Magua! Scrumptious Magua! Potential Magua! Inexplicable Magua!


I pick THE FIRST TRACK of my SEXUAL FILM.




@Hollywood Cannon !! Dictatorial HC! Illegitimate HC! Tyrannical HC!

There’s also the thing about this song, which is that it kicks absolute ass

 

[Striiker]

@Striiker my team won that game, thank f***. I'm so, so happy.

Great news

You would think a show, or at least the streaming service that wants you to keep watching, would have made it more clear that the title had changed but…

Anyone stoked for the inevitable mental images of our Quackverse mates going to town on their partner while listening to their sex tape songs? Yeah, me neither.

I could get you in a whole lot of trouble, pal

 

[ajgoal]

Passed my exam today. Gives me a certification that will assuredly result in more responsibilities with the same pay. Yay?

 

[Striiker]

Foreign Movie - Sword of the Stranger

@Rebels57 you’re up

 

[mja]

Congrats is just in order for my good taste.

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Um, sir, have you ever heard of pick-tipping?

 

[Magua]

Um, sir, have you ever heard of pick-tipping?

Sir, if any of those other songs are your sex tape soundtrack, that’s flirting with kink shaming. I said flirting because we never kink shame.

I have the pick to end all picks. Possibly literally. But I’m worried about Biff.

 

[Striiker]

we never kink shame

Speak for yourself

 

[Lord Defect]

How the f*** did it get to me already? I am ready for it, though, even after having to wade through all the perversion of you weirdos.

There are certain films that try to have it all, and fail miserably at everything because they have no focus.

Then there are films that don't have to try to have it all, but do anyway, simply because there is no containing the storyteller's orgasmic volcano of ideas.

My Team Foreign Film selection is basically a cross between "Blazing Saddles," "Swing Time," and "Once Upon a Time in the West" by way of "Kill Bill."

It has music, dancing, romance, absurdist humor, romance ...

... and enough slaps, kicks, and punches to choke a goat.

Team Foreign Film - Kung-Fu Hustle

@Striiker my team won that game, thank f***. I'm so, so happy.

This was my back up film….
I hope you feel dirty for us thinking alike

 

[pit]

Foreign Movie - Sword of the Stranger

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@Rebels57 you’re up

I expected you to just use Fast and Furious with the title in a different language, so consider me impressed.

 

[Lord Defect]

Foreign Movie - Sword of the Stranger

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@Rebels57 you’re up

I was expecting the Tokyo fast and the furious or Tokyo drift. Wait, is that the same thing?