NFL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - ISOLATED PHASE! Part One!

[ajgoal]

Maybe i should consider oline...

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Picking a kicker this early seems crazy, unless you have a dual-threat guy like some of you wisely chose. But with the exception of one extraordinarily handsome and spectacular guy who is unavailable - [REDACTED] the [REDACTED] - this is the most handsome and charismatic kicker in the history of human kicking. He may or may not be any good at the actual balling of the foot - that's not what this is always about. This will not surprise those who know me, but for reasons related to science fiction and exploration and mystery and other secretive shit - i.e., #Levels - this is a slam-dunk, grand-slam pick.

PK - Rodrigo Blankenship

@Beef Invictus make it rain ground chuck.

 

[Beef Invictus]

NOBODY SAW THAT POST.

I thought we could have 3 of a position. Oops. Let me try this again.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

NOBODY SAW THAT POST.

I thought we could have 3 of a position. Oops. Let me try this again.

I saw it.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

I still see it.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I am panic-picking John Hannah. A manbeast who manhandled LBs at their largest. He's a Guard. Forgive my transgression.



@Young Sandwich take 2

 

[Beef Invictus]

I still see it.

Mods are cheaters

 

[Young Sandwich]

I'm going to bed, but I'll cram this one in there.



D FLEX - Jamal Adams

@Chuck Downie you can pick when you wake up at the ass crack of dawn.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I am panic-picking John Hannah. A manbeast who manhandled LBs at their largest. He's a Guard. Forgive my transgression.



@Young Sandwich take 2

Taking the best Guard ever is quite the panic pick.

I think he made 11 All Pro teams.

 

[Young Sandwich]

I am panic-picking John Hannah. A manbeast who manhandled LBs at their largest. He's a Guard. Forgive my transgression.



@Young Sandwich take 2

I got neither of the direct mentions on those posts for some reason. I'm all bunged up.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Taking the best Guard ever is quite the panic pick.

I think he made 11 All Pro teams.

The panic is not providing a proper writeup or research, I just bashed his name into a keyboard

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Aw, man, I just remembered something about a player that I wished I had remembered an hour ago so I could have drafted him.

Hopefully he's still there for my next selection.

 

[Chuck Downie]

Next pick is S Minkah Fitzpatrick

Minkah Fitzpatrick Stats | Pro-Football-Reference.com

@Lord Defect

 

[Lord Defect]

Who picks at 2:57 in the morning? Honestly.
I feel like I can’t pass on a guy named Forrest.

Forrest Gregg, OT
Run @Hollywood Couturier

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

We're going to go ahead and select... Eric Berry as one of of S. Another hell of a treat to watch over the years. We're also going to select... Lane Johnson as our other OT. We were thinking about selecting [redacted] over him because he's a great player and his brother was a Duck but we decided to go with Lane and a player that our fearless leader, Chip Kelly, knows very well.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

@Lord Defect you're up.

 

[Lord Defect]

Marvin Harrison, WR.
@Chuck Downie , catch.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

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Marvin Harrison, WR.
@Chuck Downie , catch.

taken. eight rounds ago.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

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Marvin Harrison, WR.
@Chuck Downie , catch.

He was already taken, doofus.

 

[Lord Defect]

taken. eight rounds ago.

Ain’t that a bitch.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I know who I want next. But I don't remember their name. I should figure that out.

 

[Lord Defect]

Michael Irvin,
Insert stats here.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Chuck Downie you are up now - good luck following that display.

 

[Chuck Downie]

Unnamed team selects WR Raghib "Rocket" Ismail

Rocket Ismail Stats | Pro-Football-Reference.com

@Young Sandwich

 

[Young Sandwich]

A six time pro bowl selection, Super Bowl Champion, and doer of this to Jojo's recently selected Left Tackle. Guess he didn't have enough space on that snap?





IDL - Fletcher Cox

Hey, @Beef Invictus :