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HisIceness said:
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What the f*** did you just f***ing say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f*** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f***ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, f***er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f***ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f***ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f***ing dead, kiddo.
 
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What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ****ing dead, kiddo.
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[Sir David Attenborough]Now you can witness... the devil is whispering to the person that he can't withstand the storm. The person is about to retort in very memorable fashion...
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According to this page he tricked and trapped Hades and made it so no one could die while Hades was locked up. Encyclopedia of Greek Mythology: Sisyphus But before that even happened it says "He was notorious as the most cunning knave on earth." Doesn't go into specifics but what an honor. Apparently he had some kind of punishment coming either way that just made it worse
 
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Leafs fan here, I hope you guys don't get Nylander, mostly because @Surrounded By Ahos doesn't deserve it(and he'll never let me hear the end of it).
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Why you posting about Nylander in our Greek Mythology News and Notes thread?

At least add some spice. You hope the Carolina Hadescanes come and steal PersephoNylander? Chain him down in the depths below the Mason-Dixon Line, where hockey fans will never hear from him again?
 
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Leafs fan here, I hope you guys don't get Nylander, mostly because @Surrounded By Ahos doesn't deserve it(and he'll never let me hear the end of it).
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A NiceSarcasticAHOle said:
So you come to our board to tell us you don't fathom one of our members??? What is the point of this. I hope Tor never touches the cup again because you fans are unbearable...
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Cut this one some slack, he’s just joshing me.

If he actually wanted to stir the pot he would have come her and told us alllll about how Kapanen for Pesce straight up is a good deal for both teams.
 
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Sisifo deserved every bit of his punishment...

One would expect a better behaviour from the son of Eolo.

Lempo said:
The funny thing is, practically no one has any idea what actual crap Sis Eephus pulled off the get the particular punishment but everyone knows the punishment and that he got done badly for it.

Zeus was two millennia ahead of that Machiavelli guy.
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CanesInducedComa said:
What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ****ing dead, kiddo.
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WTF is gorilla warfare? This ain't no planet of the apes shit is it?
 
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