Newfie Culture Thread

[CRM 114]

For the record one of my favourite dogs of all time is also called a "newfie"

I thought this whole thread was about the breed. Was thoroughly confused.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Go drink Screech and kiss the cod OP

 

[Guerzy]

Bring him back

 

[Guerzy]

@Doland

 

[lifelonghockeyfan]

@newfiejesus how did moose swim to Newfoundland?

The British brought moose to Newfoundland from Labrador as a cheap large meat animal, cheaper than cows or pigs. But there are no real predators for the moose, so they have now grown to seemingly unreasonable numbers.
But how did the moose swim to Newfoundland?

 

[McDrailers]

Greatest Lounge thread to date. LETS HIT GEORGE STREET FELLAS

 

[McDrailers]

A Jig's Dinner:

Fried Balogna
Fried Clam Strips
Liver and Onions
Pan Fried Cod

@Doland explain the racist term of Jig's Dinner. This is really a thing.

Buddy. You goes disrespecting a feed a Jiggs by saying it's Balogna (also, its bologny ((BO-LOW-KNEE)) I'm gonna have to tan yer arse. Jiggs dinner is had at yer mudders house on Sunday afternoon and if you don't have salt meat Its no friggen good.

 

[Bumpus]

Buddy. You goes disrespecting a feed a Jiggs by saying it's Balogna (also, its bologny ((BO-LOW-KNEE)) I'm gonna have to tan yer arse. Jiggs dinner is had at yer mudders house on Sunday afternoon and if you don't have salt meat Its no friggen good.

NEVER disrespect a Newfy.

It'll take him a month to realize that your rhinoceros stopped juggling plates of lasagna three harvest moons ago.

 

[Finnish your Czech]

Most Newfoundlanders I've met have never kissed. Take from that what you will.

 

[McDrailers]

Most Newfoundlanders I've met have never kissed. Take from that what you will.

Buddy I’ll kiss ya right now

 

[deepdark]

but where is Oldfoundland?

 

[VickAshley]

Figgy Duff

 

[Guerzy]

Most Newfoundlanders I've met have never kissed. Take from that what you will.

Interesting.

 

[McDrailers]

For the record one of my favourite dogs of all time is also called a "newfie"

I've always found this funny. We have a dog breed but I've only ever seen 2 or 3 in my lifetime. f***ing things are slobbery messes

 

[beowulf]

 

[McDrailers]

LOL they got discontinued in NewfieLand about 3/4 months ago. It was anarchy in the streets

 

[beowulf]

LOL they got discontinued in NewfieLand about 3/4 months ago. It was anarchy in the streets

Didn't another company pick up the slack?

 

[McDrailers]

Didn't another company pick up the slack?

Like a half ass no name company. Not even 1/10 of the original

 

[Conrad McBenis]

What in the blue f*** is that? Pickle mayonnaise?

 

[Conrad McBenis]

Newfoundland's biggest sport is goat herding.

 

[Deficient Mode]

Don't f*** anyone from Bell Island because you're probably related to them

 

[McDrailers]

Don't **** anyone from Bell Island because you're probably related to them

Just don't GO to bell Island. f*** that. @tonyhawks77 it's a pickle that is literally sitting in a jar of mustard. f***ing gross.

 

[John Price]

rip Anthony

 

[Guerzy]

I'm on my way

 

[newfiejesus]

@newfiejesus how did moose swim to Newfoundland?

they were brought by ship from New Brunswick about 120 years ago. Now they can be found being stupid on highways and in freezers.

The British brought moose to Newfoundland from Labrador as a cheap large meat animal, cheaper than cows or pigs. But there are no real predators for the moose, so they have now grown to seemingly unreasonable numbers.
But how did the moose swim to Newfoundland?

frig off ye hangashore, where'd you dig up that tripe? I AM THE PREDATOR.