Amazing GDT
@Cheddabombs
I started the day off with a really great laugh!
But I just have one critique. There's not more shots taken at this worthless franchise or more of their HOF players name dropped.
What a stable hall of fame talent they've acquired over the years.
Marian Hossa, Chris Pronger, these are some pretty big f***in names. You got Shea Weber there right, as was already mentioned.
And hey! They even have Patrick Kane on their payroll or at least part of him.
I'm not sure what body parts their covering.
Taylor Hall was actually able to get on the ice for them 3 years ago, remember that one? And they beat Hiney Head and Nashville in the play-in round and they at least have that.
f*** this franchise, f*** Tyson Nash (it took me 3 minutes to remember that LOSER's last name) and f*** the rest of this loser franchise and their glorified public skating rink/gymnasium of an arena.
Oh and SHANE DOAN IS NOT A f***ING HALL OF FAMER! I don't care how much you love him there or how much of a buddy he is to you (that's for you blowhard Yandle) he ain't a hall of famer.
Yeah, maybe a hall of famer in the AHHOF. Him and f***in Auston Matthews might wind up being the only two members EVER. They can put it right in the hallway of the gymnasium they play in.
Can't wait for one of their lurking fans to laugh like this post in the horrifying event they beat us tonight.
I'll take solace in the fact that I've gotten to watch 3 Stanley Cups and at least have a chance to watch another before I die. Couldn't say that if I were a fan of that team. They're an embarrassment to the original Winnipeg Jets.
They don't need to relocate, they need to FOLD. GO DEFUNCT! END! Like the Cleveland Barons.