Most Expensive Home in the US Has James Bond-Themed Theater, Exotic Cars Fleet & more

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

We got a bunch of critical nellies in here that will now not be invited to the get together.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

We got a bunch of critical nellies in here that will now not be invited to the get together.

you gonna recreate 50 shades of grey in that place ain't ya?

me?

i'ma recreate it in my trailer park so rather than being sexy

it'll be more like an episode of criminal minds

 

[MrFunnyWobbl]

BRB, gonna buy this pad and throw a HF get together. Everybody will be invited except for Leafs fans.

But it lacks a private golf course.

Theater would be great for watching sports though.

 

[HisIceness]

But it lacks a private golf course.

Theater would be great for watching sports though.

Super Bowl viewing party, lets make it happen!

 

[Goonzilla]

No problems here with the mega-crib thing, but I do never get the 10 bedrooms with 34 bathrooms thing? Do even the bathrooms need bathrooms?

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

you gonna recreate 50 shades of grey in that place ain't ya?

me?

i'ma recreate it in my trailer park so rather than being sexy

it'll be more like an episode of criminal minds

Can I watch?

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

But it lacks a private golf course.

Theater would be great for watching sports though.

That's the one thing I noticed too. That and a tennis court.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

Can I watch?

yes.

 

[ProstheticConscience]

Looks more like a convention centre. I guess you've got to be very social if you're a billionaire.

If I had a stupidly obscene amount of money to build a place with, it wouldn't look like that.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

Looks more like a convention centre. I guess you've got to be very social if you're a billionaire.

If I had a stupidly obscene amount of money to build a place with, it wouldn't look like that.

you can by dravula's castle for $80 million

that is where i would live

 

[ProstheticConscience]

you can by dravula's castle for $80 million

that is where i would live

Bleh. Need somewhere more secluded.

A mansion on a tropical island where it's always between 20c and 30c. No snow, rainy season in the winter. It has a movie theatre with surround everything, a bar with every kind of beer known to mankind, a full-time chef and maid, a gaming room with the fastest PC and net connection on the planet, a gym, spa, massage tables, and I won't be needing the whole "entertain a stadium full of snobby rich people" fleet of plush furniture or dining facilities. There's a medicinal plantation out back, and the upper floor is dedicated to a harem of 19 year-old girls.

In my garage there is: a McLaren F1, a McLaren Mercedes SLR, a 1969 Boss 429 Mustang, a 1970 Boss 302 Mustang, a 1968 Shelby GT350 Mustang, a Ferrari Enzo, a Lamborghini Egoista, a 1970 Lamborghini Muira, a 1969 Jaguar XKE convertible, a 1987 Buick Grand National (always had a soft spot for those), an absurdly overtuned Nissan Skyline GT-R NISMO (I'm talking one of those 1000 bHp Tokyo drift racing jobs), a Range Rover for inclement weather, a BMW M6 for everyday driving, an Audi A8 for those WTF moments, and 2006 Saleen S6. Because why not. Oh, and also a 1983 Ferrari 308 in case I ever meet the guy who does the voice of Archer so we can drive around with doing random Magnum PI quotes. Also a rebuilt Lancia Stratos kit car with modern electronics and a reliably supercharged engine by Honda or Nissan or someone that I can use to slaughter the homemade rally course out back in the place where other billionaires would foolishly build their convention centre-style dining room.

*edit* Thinking further, I'd put a sonically pure music studio in the basement of the main house. I'd have the full range of product lines from Gibson, Fender, Ibanez, Mesa-Boogie, Krank, and various other noisy things. My little island would be the modern home of car racing, industrial metal music producing, getting wasted and being far, far away from just about everyone I know in Vancouver.

There we go.

 

[tarheelhockey]

and the upper floor is dedicated to a harem of 19 year-old girls.

Thereby making the biggest mistake of his life.

 

[Vipers31]

I absolutely hate it when I'm heading for my wine cellar to pick out a nice bottle, but there's already someone I'm living with down there, and I neither want to have social interaction, nor wait until that person leaves, so having a second wine cellar is pretty much the only way to go, really.

 

[cupcrazyman]

Seems like that's due for some explanation.

they're made from the skin of dead alligators.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

they're made from the skin of dead alligators.

there is a restaurant in edmonton called "the louisiana purchase" that makes very good alligator ribs

i always go there when i am in edmonton

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

You guys are ruining this thread

 

[HisIceness]

You guys are ruining this thread

We're sorry. Have you purchased this fine structure yet?

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

We're sorry. Have you purchased this fine structure yet?

he probably calls his grill a "barbecue" also hahahahahahhaahhahahahaha

 

[LarryFisherman]

This is about the coolest thing I could ever imagine. Do want.