I live two hours west of Montreal.
My first job out of college was working tech support for Time Warner Roadrunner Internet.
I got a call from a guy in Raleigh once and he asked me where I was, and I explained to him.
And he goes f***ing nuts. "Dude, we went to a bachelor party in Montreal last year. You people are some sick sons of bitches". You would be arrested in North Carolina for doing what those french girls were doing on stage"
Then he proceeded in graphic details
Guy, I'm hear to configure your email and power cycle your modem.