Are there any experts out there who measure a playoff series by how many minutes were played?
If the baseless claim is about "figuring out a goalie", then yeah, how long they faced that goalie matters, especially when we're talking about a goaltending performance that was unsustainable and bound to end soon regardless of who they faced. The simple fact is,
Cup winner Tampa was no better at "figuring out" Columbus' goaltending through the same amount of time as Toronto. Tampa just faced him for longer.
Your argument essentially boils down to "well, even though that goaltending maintained for quite a while after our series, against the best offensive team in the league, and eventual Cup champion, the goalie didn't sustain his wildly unsustainable 0.952 performance
forever, so we clearly just suck".
5 games is 5 games, you can try to manipulate it into whatever you want but none if it has any validity.
Again, you literally excluded half of the sample. The most relevant half of the sample that was closest to the Toronto series. The half of the sample that included the goaltender we faced setting a playoff goaltending record in the game literally right after ours. And you're over here complaining that I'm looking at equivalent time against the same goalie, to test your theory you've given no evidence of, at the request of another individual?
Even if we include the entire series, it was Tampa's lowest scoring series of the playoffs.
Run from the facts all you like
The only one running from facts here is you. On top of everything we're talking about here, you still haven't even addressed Vegas (the team you brought up) having a losing record against the hot goaltending they faced. Or how you've determined that goaltenders are worthless blobs with no variation in play, contrary to all real world evidence, and all of the players on two of the best scoring and finishing teams in the league just suddenly and collectively forgot how to shoot. Or how in the context of the original discussion, how a team scoring a bunch on a goalie is somehow attributable to one individual on that team. Etc.
They also happened to have a superior defense/goalie (inb4 you argue our defense is as good as Tampa's) to ours which allowed them to stretch out a ridiculously long overtime to give them more time to do it.
Yes, this is the
real difference, not the baseless claims about offense you've made. Unfortunately, getting better 5v5 and PK defensive results than the best defensive team in the league during the regular season, and some of the best defensive results of the qualifiers wasn't enough. Unfortunately, a hot goalie can cover for a lot, and we ran into a hot goalie in a shorter than usual series.