Minnesota Wild General Discussion - 2023-24

[Sweetnut]

Only for $1m x 1 prove it deal. I'd rather have MarJo (this year's version).

I thought you wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot pole?

 

[Wabit]

I thought you wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot pole?

That's pretty much my definition of a 10' pole for a NHL contract. It's a contract that can be sent though waivers without costing the team any cap if the player isn't claimed. Merril's pay would be a 9'9" pole.

 

[Sweetnut]

That's pretty much my definition of a 10' pole for a NHL contract. It's a contract that can be sent though waivers without costing the team any cap if the player isn't claimed. Merril's pay would be a 9'9" pole.

So you would touch him with a ten foot pole, then. I got scolded for suggesting as much. jk

 

[thestonedkoala]

Holy crap; I didn't know Nyquist had 75 points (more than Fiala) this season.

 

[57special]

So, we're down to dancing around the question of how long a pole can, or should, be?

 

[Wabit]

So, we're down to dancing around the question of how long a pole can, or should, be?

I gave up pole dancing long ago. It's too rough on the body.

 

[57special]

I gave up pole dancing long ago. It's too rough on the body.

I opened the door, and of course, you came waltzing in first.

 

[thestonedkoala]

I gave up pole dancing long ago. It's too rough on the body.

Builds up the legs though

 

[Wabit]

I opened the door, and of course, you came waltzing in first.

 

[DANOZ28]

I gave up pole dancing long ago. It's too rough on the body.

any vids or y-tube tic tok? jkjk

 

[Wabit]

any vids or y-tube? jkjk

Do you really need to ask? That stuff is all behind a paywall. No freebies.

 

[57special]

Builds up the legs though

Interesting...I've never done it, but am always ready to listen to those who have.

any vids or y-tube tic tok? jkjk

Not ready for that, personally. I keep picturing Wabit's hairy yams wrapped around a pole, and it's not a good thing. Not sure that shaving will help things, either.

 

[thestonedkoala]

Interesting...I've never done it, but am always ready to listen to those who have.

I know some strippers. They have a lot of upper and lower body strength.

 

[Wabit]

Not ready for that, personally. I keep picturing Wabit's hairy yams wrapped around a pole, and it's not a good thing. Not sure that shaving will help things, either.

So what you're saying is that you're going to want to see it sometime in the future.

I know some strippers. They have a lot of upper and lower body strength.

Lots of core strength overall.

I know some that don't do a lot of upper body things so they don't lose chest size and make their shoulders too broad.

 

[thestonedkoala]

Lots of core strength overall.

I know some that don't do a lot of upper body things so they don't lose chest size and make their shoulders too broad.

Yep! It's been a while since I talked to any of them. I should look one of them up.

 

[Minnewildsota]

Do you really need to ask? That stuff is all behind a paywall. No freebies.

Link your onlyfans haha

 

[NHL1674]

Oh yeah. We've hit offseason mode HARD.

 

[Digitalbooya]

Lmao, what is going on in here…

 

[Digitalbooya]

How do people feel about Gus+#45 for a pick in the 20s range?

 

[57special]

How do people feel about Gus+#45 for a pick in the 20s range?

Excuse me, we're talking peelers here. Do you mind?

 

[thestonedkoala]

Lmao, what is going on in here…

Just the usual pole dancing...

How do people feel about Gus+#45 for a pick in the 20s range?

What team would give that up?

 

[Digitalbooya]

Just the usual pole dancing...


What team would give that up?

LA at 21
Toronto at 23
Ottawa at 25

Possibly Carolina at 27

Those are my target teams.

 

[Obvious Fabertism]

LA at 21
Toronto at 23
Ottawa at 25

Possibly Carolina at 27

Those are my target teams.

I would be tempted to send him to LA solely for the memes of having him steal Talbot's job.

 

[Dr Jan Itor]

How do people feel about Gus+#45 for a pick in the 20s range?

Depends on who is there (obviously) and also how we use the cap space.

If we're talking about somebody like Hage, Artamonov, Jiricek or possibly Connelly plus grabbing a ~$7M player in UFA, then I'm relatively open to it.

Fleury/Wallstedt does make me really nervous next year though.

 

[57special]

I would also like one of the big RHD that will still be around in the 20's.