meta physics of hockey

oba

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Does hockey even exist? Am I even real?

If a tree falls in the forest, and nobody is around to hear it, how would we know if Kuznetzov was nesting within it?
Kuzy was no seagull.

.... somewhere, in Nelson BC. ....
Pat Price sits in a small bar ....

... On Vrsovicka near Kubanske Nameste, the Jagr shop will fit you with a custom pair. .... (way on down south, way on down south .... praha town .....)
 
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tabness

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Mika Zibanejad's stoned ass look and garbage play suggests he spends more f***ing time pondering metaphysics than actually playing hockey nowadays
 

oba

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We can't possibly be "getting anywhere", given that neither space nor time really exists. We must always remain in the same place. (Except that words like "always" and "place" are meaningless, too, due to their reliance on illusionary concepts of time and space.)

The word really itself is highly questionable. 🤔

to say there is no time and no space, is to be actually beholden to an intellectual construct. What would this based on? Measurability? Certainly not. What then? Perhaps a sense of distrust?

In terms of pure consciousness (the thing that matters most, ultimately) time and space are simply comprehensions to feel grateful for. Gratitude is the cure and the solution to any kind of nihilism, even the worst possible. Yes even the extreme kind of nihilism cheered for in places like NJ.

but no, I'm not going there.

Ps. There were extraterrestrial players once, playing in the Via Lacta league, 20 parsec division.

They couldn't agree on a team moniker because they were trying to outdo each other with positive psychology.

To them, depth psychology manifested in not only what they did on a local level, but even things they undertook in the future.

Needless to say, their hockey turned out to be mostly about ripping accurate one timers from every possible angle.

So they sent an emissary called Drai to teach the folks here something.

Sure enough he was drafted third. Two teams missed on that one.
 
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Like anything hockey ceases to exist on a primordial level and can only be enjoyed in a fleeting way, unless of course you are a sabres fan, in which case it cannot be enjoyed at all.
 

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In terms of pure consciousness (the thing that matters most, ultimately) time and space are simply comprehensions to feel grateful for.

You mean illusions to be grateful for, but that's OK. :DD

(That time and space are only illusions constitutes a major and mighty branch/pillar of philosophy, from ancient times down to the present age: from Plato all the way down to Leon Draisaitl.) :cool:
 

oba

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You mean illusions to be grateful for, but that's OK. :DD

(That time and space are only illusions constitutes a major and mighty branch/pillar of philosophy, from ancient times down to the present age: from Plato all the way down to Leon Draisaitl.) :cool:
When Drai sets up the office just inside the outer hashmarks on the right circle, time and space do indeed become difficult to come by for most goaltenders. .....

ps. as for that major and mighty branch, it needs pruning.
 
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oba

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Like anything hockey ceases to exist on a primordial level and can only be enjoyed in a fleeting way, unless of course you are a sabres fan, in which case it cannot be enjoyed at all.
It's good. You're uncovering the difference between playing and watching others play...
 
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