Probably wont be on the forum for a few days now, Merry Christmas to all Oiler fans out there!
Enjoy the time with friends and family! Its going to be a cold one so buckle up!
Christmas Oiler Poem
Twas the night before Christmas
A great time to drink
Not a creature was stirring
Covid shut down the rink
Ken Holland was nervous
The team had lost six
Two wins they were recent
But the team needed a fix
The left D was shot
They were all out and sick
4K is the best one
And he is not quick
Kostko has again shown
That he really does suck
The early goals he lets in
Makes Tippet upchuck
Injury reported
It makes by eyes glaze
Because with the Oilers
Its in Venus days
The depth scoring has vanished
They cant score at all
Kassian invisible
He's hit a brick wall
Tippet got Covid
Glen Gully then won
With Playfair beside him
They shone like the sun
McDavid and Draisaitl
Still lead the team
Leaving the others
In their slipstream
PJ looks good
Yamo does not
RNH cant score goals
But assists he does got
Hyman has been
A breath of fresh air
Foegele scored two
On the first line with flair
Bouchard he looks forty
Keith looks like his kid
Nurse got a raise
But his play it has slid
Benson might make it
And then there is Skinner
He's played well enough
He looks like a winner
And with all of that said
Oilers have a good record
The nerdy stats guys
Say were still gonna get gored
Oiler fans can rejoice
We are in the playoffs
Until Bettman decides
That we need to get laid off
That mean little elf
Has a hate on this team
The rule book in his mind
It is but a dream
So that all we can do
Is sit here and grumble
And hope that our playoff
Dreams don't take a tumble
With all of that said
And all that is dear
I wish Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year.