Merald F***ing Christmas!

[Jiminy Cricket]

Can u imagine all the idiot`s out there doing last minute Christmas shopping this weekend, they will be panicking going in2 crowded store`s because Corporation`s have brainwashed them into buying Unnecessary item`s because some nerd was born over 2000 year`s ago. They are likely already in poverty as well but that won`t stop them from Racking up more charge`s on there credit card`s & going further & Further in2 debit. Merald F***ing Christmas to all the Financially Illiterate Dumbass`s whom keep the economy moving!!!

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[Mantis]

Happy holidays Jimothy!

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

I am Spending the day at Boscov`s to watch all the idiot`s scrambling for last minute Gift`s. Not only that but i took up 3 parking space`s with my Ford Super Duty just to make thing`s a little more difficult for everyone. I saw one woman in Tear`s because everything on her list is out of stock. I am also throwing loose change all over the place to watch these poor idiot`s go nut`s over a couple dollar`s. Merry ****ing Christmas Dum`b`ass`s!!!!

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Another year, another round of terrible gifts from my family. These are going straight in the dumpster. In fact I will make that a new chore for my kids. They will have to throw away the horrible gifts that they just gave me. Disgusting.