Confirmed with Link: Meme/Like Thread 6 - A new season on the horizon

[sabremike]

 

[Nogatco Rd]

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Did they remember to thank management tho?

 

[zman77]

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[Blueline Bomber]

@tarheelhockey

 

[LakeLivin]

THE MORAL OF THE STORY

My almost perfect girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. There was only one small thing bothering me; her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, fit, wore tight miniskirts and generally went bra less.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married. I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling before making a life long commitment to my sister, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline out of the house and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing there, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said "We are very happy that you have passed our test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"

And the moral of the story is: Always keep your condoms in your car!

 

[MinJaBen]

 

[Nogatco Rd]

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Ok this made me laugh

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The one on the left gotta be the croc tho right? Feel like I’ve seen the other one on golf courses before so that must be the alligator

 

[To Be Determined]

THE MORAL OF THE STORY

My almost perfect girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. There was only one small thing bothering me; her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, fit, wore tight miniskirts and generally went bra less.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married. I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling before making a life long commitment to my sister, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline out of the house and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing there, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said "We are very happy that you have passed our test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"

And the moral of the story is: Always keep your condoms in your car!

I had almost forgot this existed.

 

[To Be Determined]

The one on the left gotta be the croc tho right? Feel like I’ve seen the other one on golf courses before so that must be the alligator

alligator on the left, croc on the right. easist way to disambiguate them is when you part ways with them you'd no doubt say see you later to the alligator, whereas you'd tell the other after a while, crocodile.

 

[SlavinAway]

alligator on the left, croc on the right. easist way to disambiguate them is when you part ways with them you'd no doubt say see you later to the alligator, whereas you'd tell the other after a while, crocodile.

The alligator is the one that’s ornery because he’s got all them teeth and no tooth brush.

 

[SoupNazi]

 

[DaveG]

The alligator is the one that’s ornery because he’s got all them teeth and no tooth brush.

MEDULLA.

OB-LON-GA-TA.

 

[Blueline Bomber]

 

[Blueline Bomber]

Fair suck of the sauce bottle, this piss-up carries on like a pork chop. It’s such a cruisy place.

…I’ll admit, that made more sense than I expected it to.

 

[AD Skinner]

I’ve never gone anywhere to f*** spiders but I do remember Blackarachnia from Beast Wars