GDT: Meaningless Late Night Gane

[A Star is Burns]

In spite of our lack of success in Vancouver, that was the game I thought we would win. San Jose was the game we should have won with the position we put ourselves in. We have no business beating the Kings, therefore we will. 4-2.

 

[RibFrabcus]

Regulation ends 0-0 with a total of 40 SOG between both teams. After 15 innings of shootout Jake Muzzin scores the winner when his stick breaks attempting a slapshot, Darling over commits and the puck slides across the goal line at 2 mph.

 

[MinJaBen]

Please excuse him, he's Hankgry.

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

I thought you were supposed to stick your head out and yell “let’s go Canes.”

 

[Navin R Slavin]

@HankAnger broke the rule of riding the hot hand

The only rule is ANGER.

 

[Hulkacaniac]

I thought you were supposed to stick your head out and yell “let’s go Canes.”

I can't find that for you but I can give you storminator. I did find this:

really one of my favorite movies, though, and very relevant these days

 

[Lempo]

guys I just ordered this amazing kit for getting 2 points tonight from a very reputable company called Acme. I think this is going to work out.

I thought they only sold to Coyotes.

 

[Lempo]

Please excuse him, he's Hankgry.

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[The Faulker 27]

I'm at the beach, drinking IPAs. I'm ready to start shit posting during the game. Why does have to be so late.

 

[Canes]

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Ah, the glorious country that superstar Derek Ryan first played pro hockey in. Székesfehérvár is a world-renowned hockey factory.

 

[Stickpucker]

@HankAnger I like where you're going...I think your avatar needs to be updated to reflect the new you.

 

[Lempo]

You won't find me snarking on the Hungarian ice-hockey after the show their fans put on the IIHF WHC tournament 2016, I tell you that.

 

[Canes]

You won't find me snarking on the Hungarian ice-hockey after the show their fans put on the IIHF WHC tournament 2016, I tell you that.

Yeah it's easy to cheer on your team when you're better than the Carolina Hurricanes.

 

[Navin R Slavin]

@HankAnger I like where you're going...I think your avatar needs to be updated to reflect the new you.

That's my secret, Cap: I'm always angry.

 

[JCLA]

 

[HisIceness]

Look, if you get a multi-goal lead again...

DONT. f***ING. BLOW. THE. LEAD.

 

[Canes]

Look, if you get a multi-goal lead again...

DONT. ****ING. BLOW. THE. LEAD.

A future 3-0 lead just turned into a 6-3 loss.

 

[The Faulker 27]

Look, if you get a multi-goal lead again...

DONT. ****ING. BLOW. THE. LEAD.

Don't blow. period.

 

[Cane mutiny]

Probably better off sitting back for a while and try to come from behind this time, cuz they obviously can't hold a lead. Maybe a different tactic will be better.

 

[the halleJOKEL]

This is message for Atticus Finch you can't have an NHL. without Canada you want to know why 1. It is our game for one 2. Hockey is more profitable in Canada than the USA. & 3. The Stanley Cup is the property of the Canadian Federal Government not the NHL. if don't believe me it is engraved right on the cup it's self the Property of the dominion of Canada just as the Grey Cup is not owned by the CFL it to is own by the government .

So if you want an NHL. without Canada you would have to make up some stupid looking trophy to hand out at the end of every season because you won't be handing out the Stanley Cup & would make every NHL. champion IRRELEVANT & hockey will die in the USA. so that being said the NHL. needs Canada more than Canada needs the NHL. .

So I say this MAKE IT 9 BY 2030
Montreal Canadians
Toronto Maple Leafs
Ottawa Senators
Winnipeg Jets
Calgary Flames
Edmonton Oilers
Vancouver Canucks
Quebec Nordiques
Ontario (Hamilton) Tigers

 

[Canes]

This is message for Atticus Finch you can't have an NHL. without Canada you want to know why 1. It is our game for one 2. Hockey is more profitable in Canada than the USA. & 3. The Stanley Cup is the property of the Canadian Federal Government not the NHL. if don't believe me it is engraved right on the cup it's self the Property of the dominion of Canada just as the Grey Cup is not owned by the CFL it to is own by the government .

So if you want an NHL. without Canada you would have to make up some stupid looking trophy to hand out at the end of every season because you won't be handing out the Stanley Cup & would make every NHL. champion IRRELEVANT & hockey will die in the USA. so that being said the NHL. needs Canada more than Canada needs the NHL. .

So I say this MAKE IT 9 BY 2030
Montreal Canadians
Toronto Maple Leafs
Ottawa Senators
Winnipeg Jets
Calgary Flames
Edmonton Oilers
Vancouver Canucks
Quebec Nordiques
Ontario (Hamilton) Tigers

Hay guys, I know how to make NHL even more irrelevant than arena football, please share

 

[Bub]

This is message for Atticus Finch you can't have an NHL. without Canada you want to know why 1. It is our game for one 2. Hockey is more profitable in Canada than the USA. & 3. The Stanley Cup is the property of the Canadian Federal Government not the NHL. if don't believe me it is engraved right on the cup it's self the Property of the dominion of Canada just as the Grey Cup is not owned by the CFL it to is own by the government .

So if you want an NHL. without Canada you would have to make up some stupid looking trophy to hand out at the end of every season because you won't be handing out the Stanley Cup & would make every NHL. champion IRRELEVANT & hockey will die in the USA. so that being said the NHL. needs Canada more than Canada needs the NHL. .

So I say this MAKE IT 9 BY 2030
Montreal Canadians
Toronto Maple Leafs
Ottawa Senators
Winnipeg Jets
Calgary Flames
Edmonton Oilers
Vancouver Canucks
Quebec Nordiques
Ontario (Hamilton) Tigers

At this writing there are only 7 replies on the GDT post at the LA Kings forum. CLEARLY A BAD MARKET WITH NO TRUE HOCKEH FANS...

...or maybe they realize it's not worth posting when playing the Canes.

 

[Jerkob Slavin]

Hay guys, I know how to make NHL even more irrelevant than arena football, please share

Whooosh?

 

[Canes]

Whooosh?

Copypasta is delicious.

I'm just going with the mindset that lead people to post things like that. Obviously they want to become irrelevant like arena football.

 

[Roboturner913]

Don't blow. period.

they're hurricanes though, they can't help but blow