Martin Erat crashes DUI, sped away from the scene.

[yeaher]

Obsessed with alcohol some people are, shit looked like team USA was drunk as shit when out with Pops Gadreau who also looked drunk as shit, like what is wrong with these people.

 

[Rodgerwilco]

I have this theory on HF...

When it's a Euro doing it, it gets villified much faster
When its a Euro that was part of a bad trade, it gets blown up!

Having said that.. here is what Erat has said



And I'm 100% positive this statement will get shredded... mostly because it sounds like absolute bullshit.lol

I'll wait for more info but this all sounds really bad.

He's one step away from the "I just used mouthwash" defense that my friend tried in college lol. Didn't work too well.

If the roads in Nashville are anything like the roads in Pittsburgh you wouldn't even need to crash to destroy your vehicle lol.

 

[kingsholygrail]

I might believe such a story if he didn't flee the scene of an accident.

 

[NOTENOUGHRYJOTHINGS]

But did the white Cadillac have a higher BAC than Erat?

 

[LaineBOOM]

And I'm 100% positive this statement will get shredded... mostly because it sounds like absolute bullshit.lol

I'll wait for more info but this all sounds really bad.

Yea if he is gonna say some bs lie about what happened, at least go all in with it. In this case he could have said "I had the self-drive feature on but it just went crazy and started driving towards other cars and mailboxes. Im relieved no one got hurt. Btw Im suing Elon Musk for 20 million dollars due to the trauma I endured from the malfunction of the car".

 

[Bruce Granville]

I'm highly skeptical because who the f*** can identify Martin Erat???? Like how locked in do you gotta be to know that he's Martin Erat

This.
Unless he was wearing his jersey, a helmet and skates…

 

[Nut Upstrom]

Its no worse than O'Reilly's Tim Hortons smash up except Erat was positively identified

 

[AlainVigneaultsGum]

What a f***ing bananahead.

 

[VaCaps Fan]

Can we have flip Forsberg back?

 

[Wolfpuck]

What a dope. Thank goodness he didn’t hurt anyone.