Maple Leafs announce Oreo as new helmet sponsor

[Koivu11]

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[Mr Kot]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

One of the most overrated cookies sponsoring one of the most overrated franchises in pro sports.

Fitting.

 

[No Fun Shogun]

I know that they have to do it, as another party just paid them to display their logo, but teams trying to act like a sponsorship on a jersey or helmet or whatever is a big deal will never not be cringey.

I swear, if I win the powerball, I'm going to drop a million or two bucks on the Blackhawks and just have my name on their helmet or something. Or heck, if I were Roger Goodell I'd offer the NHL a few dozen million and make the NFL the official jersey sponsor of the NHL. You know there's a price where that flex would be financially attractive for the NHL while being a rounding error for the NFL.

 

[No Fun Shogun]

One of the most overrated cookies sponsoring one of the most overrated franchises in pro sports.

Fitting.

Hey now, you dunk Oreos, you don't dunk on Oreos.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Hey now, you dunk Oreos, you don't dunk on Oreos.

I’ve legit never understood the whole dunking Oreos thing.

I don’t want a soggy cookie. Plus white milk is gross.

 

[PositiveCashFlow]

buried in the twitter thread

https://x.com/i/web/status/1836082796751720862

EDIT: if you're not a Toronto fan #5 is retired

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

Phil Kessel to Toronto E5

 

[KrugAvoy]

Cookies crumble and Leafs crumble. Perfect match

 

[MoneyManny]

So cringey, who cares?

Oh yay! Oreos are now the "official" cookie of the Leafs!

 

[94 Oil Drops]

Seems legit.

 

[JPT]

I’ve legit never understood the whole dunking Oreos thing.

I don’t want a soggy cookie. Plus white milk is gross.

I'm sure white milk thinks you're pretty gross, too

 

[Koivu11]

 

[Ceremony]

I’ve legit never understood the whole dunking Oreos thing.

I don’t want a soggy cookie. Plus white milk is gross.

What other colours of milk are there?

 

[TheKrebsCycle]

The jokes will write themselves

 

[SheldonJPlankton]

Both are fragile on the outside and soft on the inside. Each is weak enough for a toddler to overcome.

A perfect pairing.

 

[Gaylord Q Tinkledink]

What other colours of milk are there?

chocolate, strawberry, vanilla, though vanilla is like yellow, or off white.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

What other colours of milk are there?

Chocolate milk is brown.

 

[jetsforever]

So their ads now are Oreo and Milk?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Both are fragile on the outside and soft on the inside. Each is weak enough for a toddler to overcome.

A perfect pairing.

Both can be seen as choking hazards as well.

 

[Frank Drebin]

One of the most overrated cookies sponsoring one of the most overrated franchises in pro sports.

Fitting.

oreos are one of the 5 best boxed cookies made

 

[Jared Dunn]

Wait is Milk still the jersey sponsor? What a pairing

 

[TheKingSlayer]

Are we changing our mascot to cookie monster?

 

[the valiant effort]

 

[The Real JT]

Spring Oreos.

A great snack while you’re golfing in May.