Man who owned SIX TONS of porn dies when magazine collection fatally falls on him

[DoyleG]

The way he died, that's stiff.

 

[Deficient Mode]

He is also more likely to have reproduced than you are.

I'm not the one talking about Darwin, dork

 

[SladeWilson23]

I wonder how HARD the magazines hit him.

 

[Leafsdude7]

The way he died, that's stiff.

Rigor mortis probably had to be calculated to take the method of death into account when estimating time of death.

 

[yubbers]

I wonder how HARD the magazines hit him.

 

[Jumptheshark]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-who-owned-six-tons-9957269

and this is why the internet was created

 

[ProstheticConscience]

So isn't this the thread where all the lounge regulars sign in so everyone will know they're really not that guy?

(maybe)

Now that's what I call a sticky situation....

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

So isn't this the thread where all the lounge regulars sign in so everyone will know they're really not that guy?

my porn collection is only four tons ty

 

[jw2]

Wish I had this. The hubs down

 

[BigMac1212]

Six tons. How was he hiding it from the outside world?

 

[End on a Hinote]

Not to be that guy, but someone, who may have family*, still died tragically...


*He wasn't discovered for six months, so I dunno.

 

[SladeWilson23]

Who the hell quantifies porn by weight?

 

[Leafsdude7]

Not to be that guy, but someone, who may have family*, still died tragically...


*He wasn't discovered for six months, so I dunno.

 

[Jumptheshark]

FYI

This has been proved to be fake news(yes--ala trump)

there is only two things that are corerect

1) He died
2) He had a large collection of porn


he died 1 month ago --on top of his porn collection--he died of a heart attack

http://mashable.com/2017/03/06/japanese-man-crushed-death-porn-collection-fake/#Zusa5Gl.BkqY

 

[Kairi Zaide]

I'm not the one talking about Darwin, dork

Yes. Look at the bunch of fools who jump at the appât du gain. No proofread and all. Cannot proceed data to determine danger. That's how you die.

 

[Mantis]

Yes. Look at the bunch of fools who jump at the appât du gain. No proofread and all. Cannot proceed data to determine danger. That's how you die.

Wat?

 

[tarheelhockey]

FYI

This has been proved to be fake news(yes--ala trump)

there is only two things that are corerect

1) He died
2) He had a large collection of porn


he died 1 month ago --on top of his porn collection--he died of a heart attack

http://mashable.com/2017/03/06/japanese-man-crushed-death-porn-collection-fake/#Zusa5Gl.BkqY

So, it seems that Cleaning Crew Guy was hired to quietly dispose of the man's body and sizable (but not THAT large) porn collection in order to protect the family.

Instead he goes to the media for reasons, and the story not only goes viral, but gets blown up into insane proportions that aren't even close to what actually happened.

You had one job, Cleaning Crew Guy.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

i took a viagra but it got caught in my throat and now my neck is stiff

 

[ProstheticConscience]

i took a viagra but it got caught in my throat and now my neck is stiff

Via-gra, the wonder drug for a guy who's limp
Via-gra, a giant lobster from a cocktail shrimp...

etc etc etc.