Man who owned SIX TONS of porn dies when magazine collection fatally falls on him

[kingskring]

A man who owned six tons of porn died when his collection of filthy magazines fell on top of him.

The 50-year-old's body was was only discovered six months later when the landlord entered his flat in Japan to find out why the rent had not been paid.

The porn addict's lowly tragic death was revealed by a member of the cleaning team, who said that his company had been hired to remove the magazines discreetly in a way that would not be noticed by neighbours and the man's family to save them from the shame.

He said that the dead man, a former car-maker identified only by the name Joji, had died buried under a pile of the pornographic magazines.

He said it was unclear if he had suffered a heart attack and fallen into the stacks of magazines which had then fallen on top of him, or whether he had been crushed by the mass of paper.

Either way, if he was still conscious the paper would probably have muffled his cries, according to the cleaner.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-who-owned-six-tons-9957269

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[Deficient Mode]

 

[yubbers]

RIP Mod Bob

 

[Mantis]

RIP Kyle


Edit: ****in Yubbers beat me to it

 

[HisIceness]

One of those hundred ways to die shows had this exact segment about a man who had been collecting for years and had a shelf of magazines fall on him, plus the shelf.

There was also the guy in Detroit who died while watching porn on his phone while driving.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

dar
win

 

[yubbers]

RIP Kyle


Edit: ****in Yubbers beat me to it

I hope he reads this string of combo while flipping through a mag

 

[Deficient Mode]

dar
win

And this guy despite his porn addiction is still more likely to have reproduced than you are.

 

[Goonzilla]

Will there be a special episode of 'Hoarders' for this guy?

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

HF is slow when it comes to news. Read about this like two days ago on GAF.

Porn magazines WOAT anyway.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Will there be a special episode of 'Hoarders' for this guy?

WhoreDurrrrs: After Dark??

 

[Kairi Zaide]

And this guy despite his porn addiction is still more likely to have reproduced than you are.

He is also more likely to have reproduced than you are.

 

[Mantis]

He is also more likely to have reproduced than you are.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

I swear I saw this one 1,000 Ways to Die once

 

[John Price]

That **** ain't in magazines no more

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

That **** ain't in magazines no more

are you even old enough to buy//watch porn in the first place?

 

[John Price]

are you even old enough to buy//watch porn in the first place?

What

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

What

wait, you might be right

does blacksburg, va even have girls in it?

 

[John Price]

wait, you might be right

does blacksburg, va even have girls in it?

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[kingskring]

Will there be a special episode of 'Hoarders' for this guy?

yes.

 

[SladeWilson23]

Nice.

 

[tarheelhockey]

The porn addict's lowly tragic death was revealed by a member of the cleaning team, who said that his company had been hired to remove the magazines discreetly in a way that would not be noticed by neighbours and the man's family to save them from the shame.

What a complete jerk.

 

[WhatTheDuck]

What a complete jerk.

Apparently he needs to brush up on his vocabulary and learn the meaning of the word "discreetly".

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Now that's what I call a sticky situation....

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

Now that's what I call a sticky situation....

#28mph