@Falco Lombardi had some good predictions but left a few vague. So I thought I'd put my spin on them. My clarifications in bold.
Jake Allen has a .920 save percentage
against shots so low-danger a 6 year-old could stop them all. Blues fans complain anyway because of his supposed attitude or pads color or something equally stupid
like staying in or near the crease when the opposing team has the puck.
Jordan Kyrou fails to impress and isn’t in the lineup for more than 10 games
for the Cardinals. They are desperate but Jordan has to report to Blues camp.
Vladimir Tarasenko goes PPG.
PPG = Powerpuff Girl. Vladdy goes full-on Powerpuff girl
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Robert Thomas is playing on the top line by the end of the season
in the OHL.
The power play improves but it’s the penalty kill that really surprises (in
ever so very small part because of the goalie
who stopped 4 of the 500 shots while the D had to block the rest).
Vince Dunn has a sophomore slump at some point. and fans foolishly call for Walman to replace him
until someone posts his fight in the AHL and fans no longer care how he plays.
Patrick Maroon jerseys sell better than every other player not named Tarasenko or O’Reilly
which will coincide with a rise in the number of effigies being burned in the St Louis area.
Tyler Bozak becomes the first Blue in more than a decade to wear 21 and have a last name starting with B that isn’t disliked by 75 percent of the fanbase.
Only 73 percent will dislike him.
Way to go Boz.
Alex Steen becomes uncomfortably noticeable in a bad way that he’s no longer a good top 6 option for this team.
Until Pietrangelo tells him those types of jokes are no longer appropriate. Then he no longer makes people uncomfortable and goes back to being the same 45-50 point defensively responsible player he always is.
At least 25 times this year a post is made asking for Yeo to be fired before Christmas.
Then Majority of 1 gets bored with posting the same thing over and over.....wait, no, they'll keep going after that.
Ranksu shows genuine optimism after New Years
until he passes out. When he sobers up in the morning he is the same Ranksu as always. Board regulars will talk of the great New Years of '18 for decades to come.
At least one person thinks I’m personally attacking them here without naming them.
Is this an attack on me?
Robby Fabbri proves he can be a top 6 forward again and everyone gets majorly turned on at what could be.
How did you know "what could be" was my turn on....oh, majorly, not majority....never mind......
The Blues make the playoffs and beat Nashville in 7 games in the first round before falling to Winnipeg in 6 games as is customary.
In other news, customary was redefined as something that happens for the first time ever.
In case it doesn't go without saying, just kidding, all in good fun, hugs to you, Falco