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John Price

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Sep 19, 2008
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You heard about the Chinese Godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
 

John Price

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Langdon Alger

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Apr 19, 2006
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This is the kind of story I expect to hear on morning talk radio. Well done sir.

wasn’t the only time I farted in class that year. Did the same thing in math class once. My friend turned around a gave me a disgusted look, but he might have been the only who knew I did it. It wasn’t too loud.
 
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Bumpus

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Mar 4, 2008
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Q: What did the sign on the whorehouse door say?

A: Beat it! We’re closed.
 

NHL WAR

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Sep 29, 2018
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A Sens fan, a Leafs fan and a Bruins fan go rock climbing. Naturally, they get to talking about hockey. They all claim to be the biggest fan, one that would do anything for their team. The Sens fan says, " I'll prove it. This is for my team!" and jumps off the cliff. The Leafs fan says, "This is for my team!" and pushes the Bruins fan off the cliff.
 

HFBS

Noted Troublemaker
Jan 18, 2015
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If Tuesday Weld married Frederick March the Third, she'd be Tuesday March the Third.

I only say this on Tuesday March the Third.

Happy Holidays!
 

JMCx4

#HopeForHUTCH
Sep 3, 2017
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If Tuesday Weld married Frederick March the Third, she'd be Tuesday March the Third.

I only say this on Tuesday March the Third.

Happy Holidays!
That joke died with Fredric March I in April 1975. If not the month before. But Tuesday is still kickin' it.
 

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