I saw it last weekend, had some free passes to use up. It's a good enough popcorn flick for Spider-Geeks, but probably putrid for everyone else.
I can appreciate what the movie tried to do, but Madame Web clearly fails to have the Marvel-infused charm of the Spider-Man movies, and sits comfortably in the same muck as the Venom flicks and Morbius. Not great, not bad, just mediocre.
It's bad writing. The story is not good enough. It's hamstrung by the limitations of telling an origin story in the middle of a slasher flick.
The villain? A once poor, now rich and greedy narcissist. Not interesting.
The hero? Slogging through her discovery of abilities isn't rewarding for the audience.
The Spider-Women? Just teenage girls running from the boogeyman. As earlier spoiled, no Spider-Women action until a cameo at the end. Sort of a congratulations for sitting through the set-up, now please give us the chance to make the payoff movie.
So many plotholes that require proper exposition, which would extend the running time to an insane length. The biggest one that really sticks, is: How do the girls become Spider-Women if they already know the mechanism for gaining superpowers? Aren't superpowers supposed to be the result of an accident or event that is out of someone's control? Can anyone seek out superpowers now?
Ugh.