GDT: M R Ducks M R Not

[HisIceness]

Aaron Ward made all this possible

 

[LakeLivin]

That'll do Canes. That'll do.

 

[TheReelChuckFletcher]

Stankoven, Hall, and Jankowski? As it turns out, our team will be alright in the end.

 

[cptjeff]

Hey, remember when we'd have counters to see if we were on pace for 90 points by the end of a season?

 

[chaz4hockey]

Freddie had the gaffe but he along with Hall were the stars tonight.

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

Hey, remember when we'd have counters to see if we were on pace for 90 points by the end of a season?

Remember 3 weeks ago when half the boards predicted we’d miss the playoffs?

 

[Wolfpuck]

With that hat trick goal, Taylor Hall ties Mark Jankowski on the career Hurricanes goals list.

Iron sharpens iron, as they say.

 

[TheReelChuckFletcher]

Obviously Jankowski's pace is totally unsustainable, but this is still a crazy statistic:

 

[hangman005]

I wished you good luck last game. that didn't turn out well. So i wish you bad luck.

It worked!

 

[Blueline Bomber]

When Taylor Hall joined the Hurricanes everyone was like "oh cap dump freebie" but Eric 'Galaxy Brain' Tulsky was actually playing 12D underwater chess while the rest of us were eating crayons.

Imagine trading for a guy who once tweeted "failed my boaters licence again. I'm a joke I just want my licence" and then watching him go ALL IN on the Canes system. Man sees the lakes in NC and gets more excited than a kid at Christmas, but can't get on the damn water legally.

Hall's been passed around the league more than a Stanley Cup at a championship party, but now he's found his home in Carolina. Rantanen didn't like the land of the pine and bounced, but Hall's sticking around like pine pollen on your car in April.

Every practice Hall is asking Rod "does this count toward my boater's license hours?" Rod just blows the whistle and makes him do one-armed push-ups. "You'll get your boating license when you win the Vezina!" - man's made so many goal line stops this year he might actually qualify. The league office keeps calling to check if he's secretly been registered as a goalie. Tulsky just submits another patent.

While everyone might've written off the Hurricanes deadline acquisitions, Tulsky sits crunching numbers and acting like Doctor Manhattan, already seeing all the timelines where his master plan unfolds. The man's got more patents than there are stars in the Carolina night sky on a clear summer night. Just wait until Hall finally gets that boating license - league is absolutely TORCHED.

 

[HisIceness]

I wished you good luck last game. that didn't turn out well. So i wish you bad luck.

Thank you for the bad wishes

 

[Stickpucker]

Yeah I know but guys like kk hall martinook Staal burns need to step up in games like this.

Hall says

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

UNPOPULAR OPINION. I STILL TRUST ANDERSEN MORE THAN KOCHETKOV.

DOESN’T MEAN I TRUST EITHER OF THEM.

 

[3CanesInTheBox]

UNPOPULAR OPINION. I STILL TRUST ANDERSEN MORE THAN KOCHETKOV.

DOESN’T MEAN I TRUST EITHER OF THEM.

Regular season maybe. He doesn’t deserve any more chances in the postseason— especially without rotating. He at least physically,and perhaps mentally, can’t handle it.

Pains me to disagree with you, MV, but nothing will erase Game 6 last year from my memory.

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

Regular season maybe. He doesn’t deserve any more chances in the postseason— especially without rotating. He at least physically,and perhaps mentally, can’t handle it.

Pains me to disagree with you, MV, but nothing will erase Game 6 last year from my memory.

HEH. I DON’T TRUST FRED EITHER.

I JUST DON’T THINK KOCHETKOV IS GONNA DELIVER US.

 

[BadgerCane58]

They're wearing black helmets with red pants on the road?!?

Whoa that is ugly!

 

[Stickpucker]

Janks game reminds me a lot of Recchi. Lots of greasy goals in tight.

Solid hands. His goals don't look particularly lucky.

 

[Tryamw]

Hey, remember when we'd have counters to see if we were on pace for 90 points by the end of a season?

6 in 5

 

[Tryamw]

Obviously Jankowski's pace is totally unsustainable, but this is still a crazy statistic:

Wait Drury has 4 and they counted????

 

[Chrispy]

Wait Drury has 4 and they counted????

Clearly the league is fine with Drury scoring goals in Colorado.

 

[Joe McGrath]

Janks game reminds me a lot of Recchi. Lots of greasy goals in tight.

Solid hands. His goals don't look particularly lucky.

Maybe Recchi after his like 38th birthday and he couldn’t skate any more (and he still has more goals after his 38th birthday than Janks has in his career).

When he was in his prime Recchi was a lot closer to a Jarvis by comparison. If Jarvis keeps getting better.

 

[rainband]

Yeah Sharks and Ducks, but you take 4 points out of a three-games-in-four on the road any time. But damn, the black helmets plus those full-body almost-but-not-quite-red orange Ducks jersey were nauseating.

 

[Negan4Coach]

Iron sharpens iron, as they say.

Oh, have you seen that commercial? New era in military recruiting for sure.

 

[Sigurd]

Noesen is the BMW. Janko is the Ferrari

 

[Stickpucker]

And after this movie most here couldn't afford that Supra either.