GDT: LXXIX | "Centuryan Nugent-Hopkins" | Oilers @ Ducks | 4.5.23 | 8:00PM | SN360

[Ibanez]

Here's what you do brother... Don't jack off for like a week. Then knock yer load off on her pillow. Tell her this is just what I do in the bed. Problem solved. Trust me

 

[OfCorsiDid]

I don’t want to die in my sleep

Die in your sleep? She’d just murder you there point blank.

 

[mkatcherin00]

I actually regret watching this game lol. Such a nothing burger entertainment wise

 

[McDrai]

“Look at that view. Don’t be jealous.”

f*** you too Jack

 

[xoczar99ox]

So is McDavid trying to play it cool with his stats this year? Is he like I got my 60 now I have to act like it doesn’t matter anymore.

Newsflash McDavid! It matters to me!…

 

[Cloned]

My girlfriend eats in the bed and it PISSES ME OFF
I just told her and she said “oh well” and continued eating a damn cream filled chocolate donut in bed. Am I insane?‽ ugh help me

Oh and Kulak looked sloppy before the goal happened, was not surprised that he failed to clear

Cream filled chocolate donut eh?

 

[Shaquille Oatmeal]

op line is emulating TO's big boys in elimination games. Can't produce

Obviously you have the worst takes. It must suck to be so horrible

 

[McSpecial DraiBlend]

true and your right hand will become your best friend again real fast

If you are married long enough it will again anyway.

 

[K1984]

Hyman better get it together for the playoffs. He's an anchor right now.

He has to be still hurt or something. His game fell off a cliff around the time of his injury and hasn’t been back since.

 

[Captain Fantastic]

Past couple of games are the most boring stretch of hockey I've watched in a long time..woof..

 

[Vagabond]

I thought for sure that Woody was gonna load up that line after the icing call. Nope.

 

[FanOfSadTeam]

Keeping McDavid pointless only makes him stronger in the next game

 

[mkatcherin00]

Obviously you have the worst takes. It must suck to be so horrible

huh? Are they producing tonight? lol

 

[OfCorsiDid]

Here's what you do brother... Don't jack off for like a week. Then knock yer load off on her pillow. Tell her this is just what I do in the bed. Problem solved. Trust me

 

[Gordy Elbows]

As a great coach once said:
“We’ve got a tank of gas….half a pack of cigarettes….it’s night and we’re wearing sunglasses. Hit it!”

 

[Kerberos]

Have a feeling the remaining games against San Jose are going to be like this too.

 

[ZJuice]

I thought for sure that Woody was gonna load up that line after the icing call. Nope.

Very disappointed in that.

 

[SwedishFire]

Foegele needs to cut that dangling sh** out a the blue line. Keep it simple

He is feeling it.

 

[Ibanez]

I actually regret watching this game lol. Such a nothing burger entertainment wise

I was hoping for mcgoals to fill the net…

Instead we get this snooze fest. Need those playoffs to start.

I thought we might be playing harder to go for home ice adv.

It is the second game of a back to back and yesterday was emotional. Not surprised now that I think about it all

 

[RipsADrive]

Uh good game huh?

Definitely didn't fall asleep in the 1st intermission.

 

[Jimmi McJenkins]

Damn I thought Nuge had it there

 

[snag]

Here's what you do brother... Don't jack off for like a week. Then knock yer load off on her pillow. Tell her this is just what I do in the bed. Problem solved. Trust me

This all just reminded me of....

 

[tinfish]

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I grew up in a poor family and it worked for me when my grandma used to hog the bed. Wouldn't give advice if it hadn't worked for me in the past

 

[WhyYouHaveToBeMad]

If you are married long enough it will again anyway

So is McDavid trying to play it cool with his stats this year? Is he like I got my 60 now I have to act like it doesn’t matter anymore.

Newsflash McDavid! It matters to me!…

exactly i need it to back up my position on why Mcdavid is better than Matthews on main boards

 

[tardigrade81]

@tardigrade81 Need dog pics for luck

Zuma and my asshole son
Let’s finish this with a win!