Lottery Tips

[Bumpus]

Step 1: Mortgage house.
Step 2: Buy scratch offs.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit.

 

[alko]

Every-time you want to buy lottery tickets, dont do it! Put the money into some glass. Clear win! 100 % return.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Heres the best lottery tip ever: dont participate.

Period.

All those iDiots claiming to have a strategy are exactly what they are.

Literally Mad over An Lottery.

 

[Mulletman]

And here I was hoping to get some good tips that I could use...

 

[cupcrazyman]

Scan it yourself, clerks have been known to steal tickets & lie to customers.

Really ???

 

[SlickShot]

There is no skill/tips for playing the lottery. It's all about luck.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

I`ll never Forget the Lottery of 1999. I Hit on Every Number. It was the Bigges`t Jackpot of my Live, Over $10,00,00,00 Dollar`s, witch is Unthinkable in Today`s Money. I Took my Winnin`g ticket 2 the S`tore `n` Almos`t got Mug`d, but Gosh was on my Side that day. I Cash`d out `n` I`ve been the Lottery Champion ever Since.

 

[heatnikki]

Thanks for the tips! Wanna try my luck too one day at slot machine online canada. They offer bonuses for new players. Hope I'll get some money too.

 

[cupcrazyman]

 

[cupcrazyman]

I just won $14

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Imagine if i Won the Lottery. Gosh only Know`s. I Would open up An dog shelter for All the Dog`s 2 stay in. `n` I Would pay 4 my Freind Bobby`s Cancer treatment. `n` I Would pay for a 1 on 1 Ex`Perience with LeBron `n` show him Wat I`ve Got.

 

[Bumpus]

Imagine if i Won the Lottery. Gosh only Know`s. I Would open up An dog shelter for All the Dog`s 2 stay in. `n` I Would pay 4 my Freind Bobby`s Cancer treatment. `n` I Would pay for a 1 on 1 Ex`Perience with LeBron `n` show him Wat I`ve Got.

I’d buy cheese and applesauce.

Cheese. And. Applesauce.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

I just won the $150 million dollar Jackpot. This is an dream come true. I have never won anything in my life. I am going to set aside a couple grand for Arby`s, finally i can pay in Cash. The rest i am going to give away to my good friend Darius Vanguard Dividend, we call him D.V.D. He is a great guy, he deserve`s this money.

 

[The Crypto Guy]

STFU

 

[Ceremony]

So happy for you and your good fortune James.

 

[Mantis]

DVDA >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DVD

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Lottery tickets are for morons