"Little kids need to drink milk." -My sister, Christina Hagen

[WhatTheDuck]

I've heard almond milk is a good substitute, but I prefer moo juice.

 

[Deficient Mode]

Responses to Mother Jones are telling lol

Anything against conventional wisdom is a conspiracy theory. Never mind that it cites reputable scientific studies.

 

[John Price]

who is mother Jones?

another internet health nut moron?

qft

 

[ChicagoBlues]

Mother Jones Awards and Accolades

Mother Jones has been nominated for the industry's highest honor―the National Magazine Award for General Excellence―nine times in the magazine's history, and has won three times. MoJo has also garnered a slew of other awards for its reporting, illustration, and photography, including:

2015

2015 National Magazine Award (General Excellence), Finalist
Mother Jones

2015 James Madison Freedom of Information Award
"The NRA's Murder Mystery"
Dave Gilson

2015 James Beard Foundation Journalism Award (Food Politics, Policy, and the Environment), Nominee
"California Goes Nuts”
Tom Philpott

​​2015 Gerald Loeb Award (Feature)
"California Goes Nuts”
Tom Philpott and Matt Black

2015 Shorty Award (Green Category)
Climate Desk

2015 Webby Award (Online Film and Video: News & Politics Series), Nominee
"The Great Frack Forward"
Jaeah Lee and James West



2014

2014 National Magazine Award (General Excellence), Finalist
Mother Jones

2014 Online News Association Award (General Excellence in Online Journalism), Finalist
Mother Jones

2014 Online News Association Award (Planned News/Events, Medium)
“Newtown: One Year After”
Mother Jones staff

2014 Clarion Award (Best Overall External Magazine)
Mother Jones

2014 Maggie Award (Best Web Publication/Consumer)
Mother Jones

2014 Maggie Award (Best Political and Social Issues Magazine/Consumer)
Mother Jones’ May/June 2013 Issue

2014 Northern California Excellence in Journalism Award (Photojournalism)
“It Was Kind of Like Slavery”
Nina Berman and Michael Mechanic

2014 Association of Food Journalists Award (Best Food Blog of 2014)
2013 Maggie Award (Best Web Publication Blog/Trade & Consumer)
"Food for Thought”
Tom Philpott

2014 Association of Food Journalists Award (Best Non-Newspaper Food Feature)
"Can Silicon Valley Make Fake Meat and Eggs That Don't Suck?”
Syndey Brownstone

2014 Clarion Award (Magazine Feature Article, Current News—External Publication)
2013 Northern California Excellence in Journalism Award (Feature Storytelling)
"Schizophrenic. Killer. My Cousin”
Mac McClelland

2014 Clarion Award (Magazine Feature Article, Miscellaneous—External Publication)
"Merchants of Meth”
Jonah Engle

2014 National Press Club’s Angele Gingras Humor Award
“A Day in the Life of a Snowden-Chasing Journalist at Sheremetyevo International Airport"
"What Would Happen If We Really Went to War Against Christmas?”
Timothy Murphy

2014 National Press Club’s Ann Cottrell Free Animal Reporting Award
"Gagged by Big Ag”
Ted Genoways

2014 Annual Silver Telly Award (Internet/Online Video, News/News Feature and Political/Commentary)
"Letters to Newtown”
Ross McDonald, Tim McDonnell, James West

2014 Maggie Award (Best Single Editorial Illustration/Consumer)
"Overshared" Illustration
Dale Stephanos

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Shall I continue?

 

[Chris Hagen*]

You know you're speaking to an audience with an average IQ of around 80, correct?

 

[ChicagoBlues]

You know you're speaking to an audience with an average IQ of around 80, correct?

Yeah, I've made my point.

Nuff said.

 

[BigMac1212]

You could try the bodily fluids of oranges

Eww! No thanks!

 

[Pharrell Williams]

god i wish i were as smart as tj

 

[Cody Webster]

Had a nice glass of chocolate milk again today.

Great post workout recovery drink

 

[Finnish your Czech]

Had a nice glass of chocolate milk again today.

Great post workout recovery drink

Troll.

 

[Cody Webster]

Troll.

k...

 

[Cody Webster]

Chocolate milk is an increasingly popular post-workout snack. Recent research has begun to investigate the post-workout recovery effects of chocolate milk versus protein shakes or powders, with promising results. Coaches and athletes may be surprised to learn that chocolate milk may even be more effective than supplements in many cases. Chocolate milk is a practical and inexpensive alternative to many "high-performance" supplements

 

[Chris Hagen*]

Maybe that's why you're scrawny and weak AF.

 

[Cody Webster]

Maybe that's why you're scrawny and weak AF.

ROFL.

Look in the mirror. Have you hit triple digits on the scale yet?

 

[Chris Hagen*]

ROFL.

Look in the mirror. Have you hit triple digits on the scale yet?

Been gaining weight consistently over the past year. Was looking damn fine in my little hipster shorts and nothing else at the beach today.

 

[Cody Webster]

Chocolate milk offers a number of key nutrients for athletes. According to the Nutrient Facts website, one cup of low-fat chocolate milk contains 160 calories. Further, a cup of chocolate milk offers significant amounts of several B-complex vitamins -- nutrients you need to convert food into energy -- as well as calcium, phosphorus and vitamin D needed for healthy bones. Chocolate milk is low in saturated fat and cholesterol, and contains over a dozen vitamins and minerals.

 

[CycloneLaunch]

Cody Webster rattling off uncited chocolate milk facts

 

[Pharrell Williams]

i drank chocolate milk once and now i'm the best poster on the lounge

 

[HanSolo]

You know you're speaking to an audience with an average IQ of around 80, correct?

That's very one love of you.

 

[Dr Pepper]

Been gaining weight consistently over the past year. Was looking damn fine in my little hipster shorts and nothing else at the beach today.

You paint quite a picture there.

 

[BigMac1212]

If we don't drink cow milk, what good are cows then?

 

[Deficient Mode]

If we don't drink cow milk, what good are cows then?

Accelerating global warming through their farts

 

[Bubba Thudd]

If we don't drink cow milk, what good are cows then?

visit the BBQ thread...

 

[BigMac1212]

visit the BBQ thread...

Homer Simpson: Hmm, BBQ Brisket.

 

[Juzmo]

If we don't drink cow milk, what good are cows then?

They aren't, but I'd say putting them and their babies through miserable shortened lives while making existing more difficult for the rest the beings living in the environment we're harming with this highly unsustainable industry is still the worse option overall compared to just not continuing to breed these animals and drinking plant-based milks that are just as delicious and often more nutritious or better for ones health in general.