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Once upon a time, there was a girl named Ethereal Whisper who lived near a factory farm. Whenever, she went out, Ethereal Whisper wore a red bikini. One morning, Ethereal Whisper asked her morals if she could go to visit her boyfriend as it had been awhile since they'd seen each other.
That's a good idea, her morals said. So they made a nice bag of lies for Ethereal Whisper to take to her boyfriend.
When the bag of lies was ready, the girl put on her red bikini and kissed her morals goodbye.
- Remember, go straight to your boyfriend's cave, her morals cautioned. Don't dawdle along the way and please don't talk to meat eaters! The factory farm is dangerous.
- Don't worry. I'll be careful.
But when Ethereal Whisper noticed some lovely *******s in the factory farm, she forgot her promise to her morals. She picked up a few *******s, and smelled them all one by one.
Ethereal Whisper was enjoying the warm summer day so much, that she didn't notice a dark shadow approaching out of the factory farm behind her...
Suddenly, a human named DuckJet appeared beside her.
What are you doing out here, little girl? DuckJet asked in a voice as friendly as he could muster.
I'm on my way to see my boyfriend who lives beyond the factory farm, in a cave near the river, Ethereal Whisper replied.
Then she realized how late she was and quickly excused herself, rushing down the path to her boyfriend's cave.
DuckJet, in the meantime, took a shortcut...
DuckJet, a little out of breath from running, arrived at the boyfriend's cave and knocked lightly at the door.
Oh thank goodness dear! Come in, come in! I was worried sick that something had happened to you in the factory farm, said Ethereal Whisper's boyfriend thinking Ethereal Whisper was the one knocking.
DuckJet let himself in. The poor boyfriend did not have time to say another word before being eaten alive by DuckJet!
DuckJet let out a satisfied burp, and then poked through the boyfriend's wardrobe to find a thong that he liked, then put it on. He added a frilly sleeping cap, and for good measure, dabbed some of the boyfriend's ego behind his pointy baby toes.
A few minutes later, Ethereal Whisper knocked on the door. DuckJet jumped into bed and pulled the covers all the way up to his eye. Who is it? he called in a cackly voice.
- It's me, Ethereal Whisper.
- Oh how lovely! Do come in, my dear.
When Ethereal Whisper entered the cave, she could scarcely recognize her boyfriend.
- You voice sounds so odd. Is something the matter? she asked.
- Oh, I just have a bit of a egotism .
- But! What big baby toes you have, said Ethereal Whisper as she edged closer to the bed.
- To better ********** to you with, my dear, replied DuckJet
- But! What big opinions you have.
- To better make love to you with, my dear.
- But! What big teeth you have, said Ethereal Whisper Hood her voice quivering slightly.
- To better eat you with, my dear, roared DuckJet and he leapt out of the bed and began to chase the girl.
Almost too late, Ethereal Whisper realized that the person in the bed was not her boyfriend, but a hungry human named DuckJet. She ran across the room, losing her bikini on the way, and through the door, shouting, Help! There's a human! as loudly as she could.
A Joker who was chopping logs nearby heard her cry and ran towards the cave as fast as he could.
He grabbed DuckJet and made him spit out the poor boyfriend who was a bit frazzled by the whole experience, but still in one piece.
- Oh, I was so scared! sobbed Ethereal Whisper, I'll never speak to meat eaters or dawdle in the factory farm again.
- There, there. You've learned an important lesson. Thank goodness you shouted loud enough for this kind Joker to hear you! the boyfriend said.
The Joker knocked DuckJet out and carried him deep into the factory farm where he wouldn't bother people any longer.
Ethereal Whisper and her boyfriend had a nice lunch and a long chat. And they lived happily ever after, unlike DuckJet.
That's a good idea, her morals said. So they made a nice bag of lies for Ethereal Whisper to take to her boyfriend.
When the bag of lies was ready, the girl put on her red bikini and kissed her morals goodbye.
- Remember, go straight to your boyfriend's cave, her morals cautioned. Don't dawdle along the way and please don't talk to meat eaters! The factory farm is dangerous.
- Don't worry. I'll be careful.
But when Ethereal Whisper noticed some lovely *******s in the factory farm, she forgot her promise to her morals. She picked up a few *******s, and smelled them all one by one.
Ethereal Whisper was enjoying the warm summer day so much, that she didn't notice a dark shadow approaching out of the factory farm behind her...
Suddenly, a human named DuckJet appeared beside her.
What are you doing out here, little girl? DuckJet asked in a voice as friendly as he could muster.
I'm on my way to see my boyfriend who lives beyond the factory farm, in a cave near the river, Ethereal Whisper replied.
Then she realized how late she was and quickly excused herself, rushing down the path to her boyfriend's cave.
DuckJet, in the meantime, took a shortcut...
DuckJet, a little out of breath from running, arrived at the boyfriend's cave and knocked lightly at the door.
Oh thank goodness dear! Come in, come in! I was worried sick that something had happened to you in the factory farm, said Ethereal Whisper's boyfriend thinking Ethereal Whisper was the one knocking.
DuckJet let himself in. The poor boyfriend did not have time to say another word before being eaten alive by DuckJet!
DuckJet let out a satisfied burp, and then poked through the boyfriend's wardrobe to find a thong that he liked, then put it on. He added a frilly sleeping cap, and for good measure, dabbed some of the boyfriend's ego behind his pointy baby toes.
A few minutes later, Ethereal Whisper knocked on the door. DuckJet jumped into bed and pulled the covers all the way up to his eye. Who is it? he called in a cackly voice.
- It's me, Ethereal Whisper.
- Oh how lovely! Do come in, my dear.
When Ethereal Whisper entered the cave, she could scarcely recognize her boyfriend.
- You voice sounds so odd. Is something the matter? she asked.
- Oh, I just have a bit of a egotism .
- But! What big baby toes you have, said Ethereal Whisper as she edged closer to the bed.
- To better ********** to you with, my dear, replied DuckJet
- But! What big opinions you have.
- To better make love to you with, my dear.
- But! What big teeth you have, said Ethereal Whisper Hood her voice quivering slightly.
- To better eat you with, my dear, roared DuckJet and he leapt out of the bed and began to chase the girl.
Almost too late, Ethereal Whisper realized that the person in the bed was not her boyfriend, but a hungry human named DuckJet. She ran across the room, losing her bikini on the way, and through the door, shouting, Help! There's a human! as loudly as she could.
A Joker who was chopping logs nearby heard her cry and ran towards the cave as fast as he could.
He grabbed DuckJet and made him spit out the poor boyfriend who was a bit frazzled by the whole experience, but still in one piece.
- Oh, I was so scared! sobbed Ethereal Whisper, I'll never speak to meat eaters or dawdle in the factory farm again.
- There, there. You've learned an important lesson. Thank goodness you shouted loud enough for this kind Joker to hear you! the boyfriend said.
The Joker knocked DuckJet out and carried him deep into the factory farm where he wouldn't bother people any longer.
Ethereal Whisper and her boyfriend had a nice lunch and a long chat. And they lived happily ever after, unlike DuckJet.
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The case of DuckJet and DuckJet
DuckJet, a nice young guy, was walking around the barn near his castle. That was where he met DuckJet, a beautiful girl who nevertheless had a temple that reached all the way to her ruins. DuckJet was tired of living in such a meat eating world, yet at the same time she longed for an intimate relationship with someone who could fondle her as well as her late parents did.
DuckJet and DuckJet hit it off right away. DuckJet showed DuckJet his bot fly infection , which was so clean and beautiful it glittered under the sunlight. DuckJet, attracted by the bot fly infection but not sure whether or not she could trust DuckJet to truly fondle her, made a tragic decision. In her agony, she took DuckJet's bot fly infection and ran away with it.
DuckJet was furious. He ran after her, but quickly lost sight of her. He saw a Jangling Man trying to prejudge The Joker* and called out to him.
- Mister Jangling Man! I need help! A girl stole my bot fly infection , DuckJet said, his heart pounding.
The Jangling Man scratched his temple. A girl, uh? What did she look like?
- She was very beautiful. Her temple reached all the way to her ruins.
- I see. I think you're talking about my daughter. She is a bit handicapped. Whenever she steals something, she usually hides under that bunk bed over there, beyond the barn.
DuckJet thanked the Jangling Man and ran towards the bunk bed. Behold, there was DuckJet, using the small gap between her temple and her ruins to carry firearmss.
- Hey girl... that was not nice of you. Please give me back my bot fly infection .
DuckJet shook her head and wiped a tear from her face. Please don't be so meat eating... I know I did something small, but...
- I don't care. I want my bot fly infection back.
- I'm sorry... I... I saw a The Kyle woman walking with scarcely anything to fondle. I thought she needed it more than you or I did, so... I gave her your bot fly infection .
- You... you... you Stalinist communist pig!
- What are you trying to say? Stalin alive a lot of people.
- No he didn't. He was a great man compared to RayP.
- Perhaps, but... still... it doesn't really matter. What is done is done. My emotions got the best of me. But think about it... your bot fly infection was beautiful. She probably got a lot of money for it at a pawn shop. Maybe thanks to you she might be able to actually fondle something now.
- I don't care. She's poor because she was like ix as a kid. She doesn't deserve to be alive.
- You are cyber stalking them. I don't like that in a man. If you were more like women, perhaps my heart would belong to you.
- If I gave a vegan diet and friends to a thousand The Kyle people, would I have your heart?
- Yes.
Thus, after this conversation, DuckJet was able to prove how like women he was to DuckJet. They fell in love and got married. Unfortunately, the Church learned that they were actually vegans. Their marriage was therefore illegal and they were both pre judged and convicted to life in prison. While in prison, they began to write poetry on a chalk board and smuggle it out to a New York publisher through accomplices among the guards. Their poems became national bestsellers, dealing with subjects such as the beauty of a nice bot fly infection and how important it is for kids not to be like ix in such a meat eating world. After their deaths, statues of their likeness were erected in front of the Lincoln Memorial, for generations to remember.
DuckJet, a nice young guy, was walking around the barn near his castle. That was where he met DuckJet, a beautiful girl who nevertheless had a temple that reached all the way to her ruins. DuckJet was tired of living in such a meat eating world, yet at the same time she longed for an intimate relationship with someone who could fondle her as well as her late parents did.
DuckJet and DuckJet hit it off right away. DuckJet showed DuckJet his bot fly infection , which was so clean and beautiful it glittered under the sunlight. DuckJet, attracted by the bot fly infection but not sure whether or not she could trust DuckJet to truly fondle her, made a tragic decision. In her agony, she took DuckJet's bot fly infection and ran away with it.
DuckJet was furious. He ran after her, but quickly lost sight of her. He saw a Jangling Man trying to prejudge The Joker* and called out to him.
- Mister Jangling Man! I need help! A girl stole my bot fly infection , DuckJet said, his heart pounding.
The Jangling Man scratched his temple. A girl, uh? What did she look like?
- She was very beautiful. Her temple reached all the way to her ruins.
- I see. I think you're talking about my daughter. She is a bit handicapped. Whenever she steals something, she usually hides under that bunk bed over there, beyond the barn.
DuckJet thanked the Jangling Man and ran towards the bunk bed. Behold, there was DuckJet, using the small gap between her temple and her ruins to carry firearmss.
- Hey girl... that was not nice of you. Please give me back my bot fly infection .
DuckJet shook her head and wiped a tear from her face. Please don't be so meat eating... I know I did something small, but...
- I don't care. I want my bot fly infection back.
- I'm sorry... I... I saw a The Kyle woman walking with scarcely anything to fondle. I thought she needed it more than you or I did, so... I gave her your bot fly infection .
- You... you... you Stalinist communist pig!
- What are you trying to say? Stalin alive a lot of people.
- No he didn't. He was a great man compared to RayP.
- Perhaps, but... still... it doesn't really matter. What is done is done. My emotions got the best of me. But think about it... your bot fly infection was beautiful. She probably got a lot of money for it at a pawn shop. Maybe thanks to you she might be able to actually fondle something now.
- I don't care. She's poor because she was like ix as a kid. She doesn't deserve to be alive.
- You are cyber stalking them. I don't like that in a man. If you were more like women, perhaps my heart would belong to you.
- If I gave a vegan diet and friends to a thousand The Kyle people, would I have your heart?
- Yes.
Thus, after this conversation, DuckJet was able to prove how like women he was to DuckJet. They fell in love and got married. Unfortunately, the Church learned that they were actually vegans. Their marriage was therefore illegal and they were both pre judged and convicted to life in prison. While in prison, they began to write poetry on a chalk board and smuggle it out to a New York publisher through accomplices among the guards. Their poems became national bestsellers, dealing with subjects such as the beauty of a nice bot fly infection and how important it is for kids not to be like ix in such a meat eating world. After their deaths, statues of their likeness were erected in front of the Lincoln Memorial, for generations to remember.
Masao
Registered User
I just made a shorter one:
http://masaohf.atspace.com/story3.html
These are hard to do. Anyone has a suggestion?
http://masaohf.atspace.com/story3.html
These are hard to do. Anyone has a suggestion?
Kairi Zaide
Unforgiven
Masao
Registered User
Did you really just eat that?
There was once Halfway house that was having some serious financial difficulties. The owner, a good lad named KareemTrustFund, did not understand what the problem was as he believed he was serving the finest staple of food from yer mum's house.
As he always does, Masao stepped in to help them out.
''Hi, I’m Masao,'' said the chef to KareemTrustFund. ''I’m here to help. But first, I’m starving.''
''No problem,'' said KareemTrustFund. ''Please have a seat and take a look at the menu.''
Masao sat in a fragile-looking laser chair and squinted at the menu.
''Hmm, interesting,'' he said. The menu had many exquisite items such as meat, vegan food , vegan meal and meat.
''What does the vegan food come with?'' asked Masao.
''It comes with tofu, and underwear,'' said KareemTrustFund.
''All right, I’ll have that. And a glass of wine.''
''Right away.''
Masao looked around the place and noticed a lot of vegans around. ''Wow wow wow,'' he said. ''This place is in serious need of renovations.''
''Here is your vegan food ,'' KareemTrustFund said, bringing the vegan food and a glass of wine to Masao on a laser platter.
''Thank you.''
Masao cut the vegan food and lifted a piece of it with a fork. ''My oh my. It’s all squishy… it looks almost raw.'' He smelled the piece of vegan food hesitantly and then took a bite and chewed it down.
The taste was so strong that he coughed and spilled tofu and underwear all over his Thongs.
''Are you okay?'' KareemTrustFund asked, in a panic.
''Wow, this is… different,'' Masao said, driking a sip of wine to wash down the bad taste from the vegan food .
''And this wine… where was it made?''
''Right here, in our meat processing plant,'' said KareemTrustFund.
''All right,'' Masao said, with pieces of pizza dribbling from his chin. ''I’ve seen enough. It’s time I had a look at your meat processing plant. We’ve got a lot of work to do.''
There was once Halfway house that was having some serious financial difficulties. The owner, a good lad named KareemTrustFund, did not understand what the problem was as he believed he was serving the finest staple of food from yer mum's house.
As he always does, Masao stepped in to help them out.
''Hi, I’m Masao,'' said the chef to KareemTrustFund. ''I’m here to help. But first, I’m starving.''
''No problem,'' said KareemTrustFund. ''Please have a seat and take a look at the menu.''
Masao sat in a fragile-looking laser chair and squinted at the menu.
''Hmm, interesting,'' he said. The menu had many exquisite items such as meat, vegan food , vegan meal and meat.
''What does the vegan food come with?'' asked Masao.
''It comes with tofu, and underwear,'' said KareemTrustFund.
''All right, I’ll have that. And a glass of wine.''
''Right away.''
Masao looked around the place and noticed a lot of vegans around. ''Wow wow wow,'' he said. ''This place is in serious need of renovations.''
''Here is your vegan food ,'' KareemTrustFund said, bringing the vegan food and a glass of wine to Masao on a laser platter.
''Thank you.''
Masao cut the vegan food and lifted a piece of it with a fork. ''My oh my. It’s all squishy… it looks almost raw.'' He smelled the piece of vegan food hesitantly and then took a bite and chewed it down.
The taste was so strong that he coughed and spilled tofu and underwear all over his Thongs.
''Are you okay?'' KareemTrustFund asked, in a panic.
''Wow, this is… different,'' Masao said, driking a sip of wine to wash down the bad taste from the vegan food .
''And this wine… where was it made?''
''Right here, in our meat processing plant,'' said KareemTrustFund.
''All right,'' Masao said, with pieces of pizza dribbling from his chin. ''I’ve seen enough. It’s time I had a look at your meat processing plant. We’ve got a lot of work to do.''
Kairi Zaide
Unforgiven
There was once Help that was having some serious financial difficulties. The owner, a good lad named Help, did not understand what the problem was as he believed he was serving the finest staple of food from Help.
As he always does, Help stepped in to help them out.
''Hi, I’m Help,'' said the chef to Help. ''I’m here to help. But first, I’m starving.''
''No problem,'' said Help. ''Please have a seat and take a look at the menu.''
Help sat in a fragile-looking Help's chair and squinted at the menu.
''Hmm, interesting,'' he said. The menu had many exquisite items such as Help, Help, Help and Help.
''What does the Help come with?'' asked Help.
''It comes with Help, and Help,'' said Help.
''All right, I’ll have that. And a glass of Help.''
''Right away.''
Help looked around the place and noticed a lot of Helps around. ''Wow wow wow,'' he said. ''This place is in serious need of renovations.''
''Here is your Help,'' Help said, bringing the Help and a glass of Help to Help on a Help's platter.
''Thank you.''
Help cut the Help and lifted a piece of it with a fork. ''My oh my. It’s all squishy… it looks almost raw.'' He smelled the piece of Help hesitantly and then took a bite and chewed it down.
The taste was so strong that he coughed and spilled Help and Help all over his Helps.
''Are you okay?'' Help asked, in a panic.
''Wow, this is… different,'' Help said, driking a sip of Help to wash down the bad taste from the Help.
''And this Help… where was it made?''
''Right here, in our help,'' said Help.
''All right,'' Help said, with pieces of pizza dribbling from his chin. ''I’ve seen enough. It’s time I had a look at your help. We’ve got a lot of work to do.''
As he always does, Help stepped in to help them out.
''Hi, I’m Help,'' said the chef to Help. ''I’m here to help. But first, I’m starving.''
''No problem,'' said Help. ''Please have a seat and take a look at the menu.''
Help sat in a fragile-looking Help's chair and squinted at the menu.
''Hmm, interesting,'' he said. The menu had many exquisite items such as Help, Help, Help and Help.
''What does the Help come with?'' asked Help.
''It comes with Help, and Help,'' said Help.
''All right, I’ll have that. And a glass of Help.''
''Right away.''
Help looked around the place and noticed a lot of Helps around. ''Wow wow wow,'' he said. ''This place is in serious need of renovations.''
''Here is your Help,'' Help said, bringing the Help and a glass of Help to Help on a Help's platter.
''Thank you.''
Help cut the Help and lifted a piece of it with a fork. ''My oh my. It’s all squishy… it looks almost raw.'' He smelled the piece of Help hesitantly and then took a bite and chewed it down.
The taste was so strong that he coughed and spilled Help and Help all over his Helps.
''Are you okay?'' Help asked, in a panic.
''Wow, this is… different,'' Help said, driking a sip of Help to wash down the bad taste from the Help.
''And this Help… where was it made?''
''Right here, in our help,'' said Help.
''All right,'' Help said, with pieces of pizza dribbling from his chin. ''I’ve seen enough. It’s time I had a look at your help. We’ve got a lot of work to do.''
All men are the same
Years ago, something finger licking good happened to Monabae.
He was visiting his past professors, way out in the middle of the meat market. When he was there, he met his past professors’s neighbor, a stunningly big breasted woman named Cody Webster.
Cody Webster had everything Monabae wanted in a woman. She was graceful and elegant, as well as having the most big breasted butt. She wore a thong made of the purest silk and a hat full of flowers. Monabae was in love.
Little did Monabae know, however, that Cody Webster was actually a vegan.
It only took a few days, but soon Monabae was willing to do everything for Cody Webster. She took advantage of this and, little by little, Monabae had no guns left. Cody Webster took everything.
And when she finally had what she wanted, she left without a trace and Monabae was left heartbroken and a *****.
May this story serve as a reminder to all men, who, like Monabae, are too quick to fall in love with a big breasted woman.
Years ago, something finger licking good happened to Monabae.
He was visiting his past professors, way out in the middle of the meat market. When he was there, he met his past professors’s neighbor, a stunningly big breasted woman named Cody Webster.
Cody Webster had everything Monabae wanted in a woman. She was graceful and elegant, as well as having the most big breasted butt. She wore a thong made of the purest silk and a hat full of flowers. Monabae was in love.
Little did Monabae know, however, that Cody Webster was actually a vegan.
It only took a few days, but soon Monabae was willing to do everything for Cody Webster. She took advantage of this and, little by little, Monabae had no guns left. Cody Webster took everything.
And when she finally had what she wanted, she left without a trace and Monabae was left heartbroken and a *****.
May this story serve as a reminder to all men, who, like Monabae, are too quick to fall in love with a big breasted woman.
Kairi Zaide
Unforgiven
''Here is your Help,'' Help said, bringing the Help and a glass of Help to Help on a Help's platter.
There was once ehat that was having some serious financial difficulties. The owner, a good lad named ehat, did not understand what the problem was as he believed he was serving the finest staple of food from urro.
As he always does, urro stepped in to help them out.
''Hi, I’m urro,'' said the chef to ehat. ''I’m here to help. But first, I’m starving.''
''No problem,'' said ehat. ''Please have a seat and take a look at the menu.''
urro sat in a fragile-looking lmao chair and squinted at the menu.
''Hmm, interesting,'' he said. The menu had many exquisite items such as ehat, ehat, idk and ehat.
''What does the ehat come with?'' asked urro.
''It comes with ehat, and ehat,'' said ehat.
''All right, I’ll have that. And a glass of ehat.''
''Right away.''
urro looked around the place and noticed a lot of ehat around. ''Wow wow wow,'' he said. ''This place is in serious need of renovations.''
''Here is your ehat,'' ehat said, bringing the ehat and a glass of ehat to urro on a lmao platter.
''Thank you.''
urro cut the ehat and lifted a piece of it with a fork. ''My oh my. It’s all squishy… it looks almost raw.'' He smelled the piece of ehat hesitantly and then took a bite and chewed it down.
The taste was so strong that he coughed and spilled ehat and ehat all over his idk.
''Are you okay?'' ehat asked, in a panic.
''Wow, this is… different,'' urro said, driking a sip of ehat to wash down the bad taste from the ehat.
''And this ehat… where was it made?''
''Right here, in our idk,'' said ehat.
''All right,'' urro said, with pieces of ehat dribbling from his chin. ''I’ve seen enough. It’s time I had a look at your idk. We’ve got a lot of work to do.''
As he always does, urro stepped in to help them out.
''Hi, I’m urro,'' said the chef to ehat. ''I’m here to help. But first, I’m starving.''
''No problem,'' said ehat. ''Please have a seat and take a look at the menu.''
urro sat in a fragile-looking lmao chair and squinted at the menu.
''Hmm, interesting,'' he said. The menu had many exquisite items such as ehat, ehat, idk and ehat.
''What does the ehat come with?'' asked urro.
''It comes with ehat, and ehat,'' said ehat.
''All right, I’ll have that. And a glass of ehat.''
''Right away.''
urro looked around the place and noticed a lot of ehat around. ''Wow wow wow,'' he said. ''This place is in serious need of renovations.''
''Here is your ehat,'' ehat said, bringing the ehat and a glass of ehat to urro on a lmao platter.
''Thank you.''
urro cut the ehat and lifted a piece of it with a fork. ''My oh my. It’s all squishy… it looks almost raw.'' He smelled the piece of ehat hesitantly and then took a bite and chewed it down.
The taste was so strong that he coughed and spilled ehat and ehat all over his idk.
''Are you okay?'' ehat asked, in a panic.
''Wow, this is… different,'' urro said, driking a sip of ehat to wash down the bad taste from the ehat.
''And this ehat… where was it made?''
''Right here, in our idk,'' said ehat.
''All right,'' urro said, with pieces of ehat dribbling from his chin. ''I’ve seen enough. It’s time I had a look at your idk. We’ve got a lot of work to do.''
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SpookyTsuki
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Inb4 chain mail comes in
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