GDT: Leafs @ Perjorative Slured -- Saturday 7pm

[Stephen]

I mean sure the second and third goals were buttershit soft but how is it possible that we come out this flat this often

We cannot play first period hockey at an nhl level. It’s like an ahl team vs nhl every time

Our superstar players just give off the impression that hockey is a chore. They’re always the lower effort start and always put themselves into a position of having to effort it out of the adversity they create for themselves. They’re just not serious.

 

[leafs in five]

Matthews the player is just a black hole of emotional energy. Nevermind he scores goals in bunches but a team with him in a leadership position just doesn’t look right.

pretty sure he was on the tablet after the 3-0 goal, looked like it anyway

 

[PanniniClaus]

They would have to really go 18 wheeler off the cliff for that to happen.

Can someone get our poster 34 some prozac? I also think he should do anything but watch hockey... seems detrimental to his health

 

[ULF_55]

Goalie pulled and a 6-3 game.

On track?

I am not surprised at this point of the game.

 

[Apex Predator]

No cap is Toronto slang brother

What does no cap mean lol? Educate me so I can use it in BC. BTW I’m 34 so not sure if this is younger slang.

 

[CabanaBoy5]

Rielly a -2 already. How shit is this guy???

 

[BraveCanadian]

Great showing on HNIC against your rivals you bums. See ya next game.

 

[HockeyVirus]

The big mac just sitting there getting cold while they shoot the puck around

 

[Stephen]

I think leafs need a game to get completely humiliated. Let this be the game. Let them hit rock bottom. If that doesn’t unleash Berube then this team is a lost cause.

The problem with that thinking is their skin gets thicker every year.

 

[Racer88]

I went to take a shit and the games already over huh….

If you ate more fibre you would have been back sooner

 

[AllHeartNoSkill]

20 years ago would you ever believe that Shannahan would go on to be a team president and would DELIBERATELY build the softest push-over team in the league?

 

[thewave]

Appeasing these p***yes is how we got here

I bet they cry into Shanahans ear every time they don't like what Berube is doing. Tre seems like he doesn't even exist right now

 

[Stephen]

pretty sure he was on the tablet after the 3-0 goal, looked like it anyway

Probably has Candy Crush fired up.

 

[MSZ]

Great showing on HNIC against your rivals you bums. See ya next game.

They have only won 5 times on HNIC this season. This team blows.

 

[Evilhomer]

I think it will either be tied or the Leafs will be within a goal by the end of the second.

 

[NastyKnies]

3-0 Habs... fire Berube NOW!!!

Our Leafs are a hot mess trying to play Berube hockey.

Fire the players you have to be Pejorative Slured to think this is on Berube at this point

 

[BTP]

This is a preview of the playoffs can't show up to big games

lol this is not a big game for us. It’s another Saturday. Were comfortably in First.

It’s a big game for the toilet seats, they need 2 points to get into the second wild card

 

[Aashir]

If you ate more fibre you would have been back sooner

Thank god I didn’t have to witness the last 10 minutes of that period lol

Might’ve shit myself a second time

 

[ACC1224]

Not like the top lines been playing defence.

Scored on today already once and our 1C gave them a pp on a double minor

Might as well split up Mid and Midder.

I’m sure we’ll see some juggling if the game keeps going this way. It won’t be Domi though with Tavares out.

 

[Blanche Blanche]

What does no cap mean lol? Educate me so I can use it in BC. BTW I’m 34 so not sure if this is younger slang.

Gen Z slang you rizzler.

Call someone out for lying basically

 

[Racer88]

pretty sure he was on the tablet after the 3-0 goal, looked like it anyway

Pretty sure he was checking stock prices

 

[HockeyVirus]

I think it will either be tied or the Leafs will be within a goal by the end of the second.

Just stop. Are you even watching these bums

 

[All Mod Cons]

20 years ago would you ever believe that Shannahan would go on to be a team president and would DELIBERATELY build the softest push-over team in the league?

If you told the fanbase what the future holds, after the Capitals series, you'd be labeled the biggest troll on the internet.

 

[Blanche Blanche]

The problem with that thinking is their skin gets thicker every year.

f*ck

 

[Stephen]

Goalie pulled and a 6-3 game.

Stolarz cannot come back soon enough. The quality of play in Woll’s game is regressing quite hard in a number one role.