GDT: Le Svech Avec Jerks: Montreal @ Raleighwood
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Rick Davis
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cptjeff
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tarheelhockey
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DaveG
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That was the most Svech empty netter ever
HisIceness
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I was going to throw things after that Josh Anderson goal. Things will remain unbroken tonight.
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cptjeff
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Blake just said they played the "Caniac" way. Does that mean they were slamming storm brews and barbecue sandwiches on the bench?
(He meant to say the "Canes" way, I'm pretty sure).
(He meant to say the "Canes" way, I'm pretty sure).
hangman005
I still miss Logan Thompson
Also It worked again!!!!I wish you bad luck everybody
tarheelhockey
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WreckingCrew
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Orlov...CHUG
EDIT: Forgot I'm not watching live lol
EDIT: Forgot I'm not watching live lol
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Jackson Blake - the little dude who could. Man’s got possession numbers that make the rest of the NHL look like they’re playing with pool noodles instead of sticks. Gonna make his dad Jason Blake look like the tutorial level compared to the final boss.
Built in a lab specifically to be a Hurricane. Rod took one look at this kid and was like “put him with Aho and Jarvis immediately” and all he’s done since is treat the puck like it’s attached to his stick with industrial-strength super glue. Only leaves his possession when he decides it’s time for someone else to score.
Watching Blake on the forecheck is like watching a mosquito at a summer cookout - annoying as hell, impossible to get rid of, and somehow always finds a way to get what he wants despite being the smallest thing around.
Give this kid a few more summers with Rod and Billy’s strength program and he’s gonna turn those legs into such tree trunks that Martin St. Louis will be asking for his workout routine. By next season we’re gonna need new rink boards because the current ones can’t handle the physics of his edge work.
Tulsky’s sitting in his office watching Blake’s development like “all according to plan” while the rest of the league is wondering how we keep finding these guys. Just wait until his boating license instructor, the one and only Taylor Hall, sees him stick handle through the no-wake zone.
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Built in a lab specifically to be a Hurricane. Rod took one look at this kid and was like “put him with Aho and Jarvis immediately” and all he’s done since is treat the puck like it’s attached to his stick with industrial-strength super glue. Only leaves his possession when he decides it’s time for someone else to score.
Watching Blake on the forecheck is like watching a mosquito at a summer cookout - annoying as hell, impossible to get rid of, and somehow always finds a way to get what he wants despite being the smallest thing around.
Give this kid a few more summers with Rod and Billy’s strength program and he’s gonna turn those legs into such tree trunks that Martin St. Louis will be asking for his workout routine. By next season we’re gonna need new rink boards because the current ones can’t handle the physics of his edge work.
Tulsky’s sitting in his office watching Blake’s development like “all according to plan” while the rest of the league is wondering how we keep finding these guys. Just wait until his boating license instructor, the one and only Taylor Hall, sees him stick handle through the no-wake zone.
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Also, some fan won $15k in Cash Plinko tonight in the arena. So his Friday was probably a bit better than most of ours.
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Big Daddy Cane
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This season is the definition of "winning culture."
AhosDatsyukian
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Blake has been so much better than his season points total suggests. Glad to see them come in bunches tonight. Kid is gonna be a stud for us for a long damn time. What a steal of a draft pick
Stickpucker
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Your sexond job must be wearing you out.
60-65 points next season!
HisIceness
This is Hurricanes Hockey
Soon the world will know of Jackson Blake. The man with a last name for a first name and a first name for a last name.
Personally I think if you win plinko you should get 100k or more. That shit is hard.
Personally I think if you win plinko you should get 100k or more. That shit is hard.
CanesUltimate11
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I was assuming it was for the poke at the goalie. Which is bull because he wasn’t going to call that until the scrum and Aho got his helmet ripped off.
WreckingCrew
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Also Freddie had his glove hacked after he covered a puck and refs ignored it. But typical game management bullshit at best and obvious bias at worst as per usual
Finlandia WOAT
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About time they hit on a decent forward in the latter rounds. Aho as a low 2nd in a generationally deep draft doesn't count
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Eh, we have an OK hit rate. It’s just that they don’t play with Carolina. Geekie was a 3rd. So was Nikishin. Lorentz was a 7th.
