ORRFForever
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- Oct 29, 2018
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Wow! I know it's not great but you're too harsh, my friend.Finally saw Midsommar.
I hate to charge in here so hot, but boy was that a laughable overrated piece of garbage. Ari Aster has a good eye. I’ll give him that. I was all-in on Hereditary, which was an unsettling, evocative and disturbing experience. One of the best horror movies of the past decade with an awards worthy performance from Toni Collette. He goes back to the exact same personal guilt + cults well here and it’s just silly. Not even remotely as effective as his last movie. Wicker Man cosplay. Too long. Too predictable. Self-indulgent. Tedious. Absolutely laughable climax. Ooooh naked old people are SOOOO scary. Wrinkles and fat rolls and groans oh my!!
This is poised to take the crown from It Follows as the thoughtful movie goer’s “I don’t watch horror, but, like, wow, man” way of acting like they’re well rounded. They’re not. It’s a **** movie aiming to appeal to people who don’t know better.
Give it 24 hours.