I've been knocking off some of the horror films that I didn't get to before Halloween...
City of the Living Dead (1980) - 3/10
So, this is what Italian horrormeister Lucio Fulci is all about. The only thing that I understood is that a priest hanging himself opens a gateway to hell and that looking at him dangling leads to bleeding from your eyes and regurgitating your internal organs. That produces one memorable scene in a film that was otherwise pretty incomprehensible.
The Beyond (1981) - 3/10
This second entry in Fulci's "Gates of Hell" trilogy has something to do with a guy getting acid splashed on his face in 1927 Louisiana and the same happening to anyone in the present who discovers the secret. I ended up watching this one in Italian without subtitles. Somehow, I don't think that knowing what the characters were saying would've helped any.
The House by the Cemetery (1981) - 3/10
So, there's a house and you'll never guess what's next door and what happens next. I watched this one in English, but, with lines like "No, not the children!" and "Mommy, it's coming to get me!", maybe it would've helped this time if I'd watched it without understanding the dialogue. One amusing thing is that American names don't seem to be Fulci's strength, since he re-uses some of the same ones in each movie, like Emily and Bob... and, in fact, I spent nearly the whole movie wondering who "Bob" was before realizing that it was name that he gave to the the 7-year-old boy
.
Day of the Dead (1985) - 3/10
Speaking of horrormeisters, this third entry in George A. Romero's
Night of the Living Dead series gives us two things that neither of the first two had: lots of standing around arguing and a domesticated zombie. If you always wanted to see a zombie learn to use the telephone, this is the movie to satisfy that itch. The gore effects in this are pretty impressive. Twice, a person is ripped in two, once where the lower half is an actor and the upper is fake and the other with the reverse setup (which I thought was a bit clever), and both are rather convincing. Unfortunately, those effects were the only decent things in the movie to me. Everything else just seemed low budget and campy in a bad way.
The Return of the Living Dead (1985) - 6/10
Hey, finally, a movie that I enjoyed! I had a feeling that I would when it opened with the disclaimer "The events portrayed in this film are all true. The names are real names of real people and real organizations." This parody of Romero's series even names
The Night of the Living Dead when a character says to another that the events in the movie were true, and, later, after realizing that that the zombies aren't dying like they're supposed to, the other character exclaims "you mean the movie
lied?" To me, this was a much more enjoyable movie than the latest entry in the series that it was parodying. Maybe it's partly because I find zombies rather absurd to begin with, but zombie comedies are more enjoyable to me than the more serious zombie horrors. In fact, I could've done with even more humor, especially in the second half, when it tapers off. I also could've used more Linnea Quigley in the second half, but that's another matter. It was also fun to finally watch a movie whose videocassette cover was very familiar to me from hours spent loitering in video rental stores 30 years ago. If I'd known that it was so decent, I would've actually rented it.
Return of the Living Dead Part II (1988) - 5/10
It's not as good as the original, but it has its moments, like when all of the zombies stop their rampage to stare at a jazzercise video on the TV or when an infected person is diagnosed, the distraught girlfriend asks "is it cancer"? and the doctor drolly replies "if we're lucky." Also, James Karen is once again one of the most enjoyable things in the film, this time playing a different character (an idea perhaps taken from Fulci, who uses the same lead actress in different roles in each part of his above trilogy). Anyways, I found it to be a clear step down from the first movie, but not nearly as bad as the 0% RT critic score led me to believe.