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The Vanished (Facinelli, 2020) - Don't want to sell the punch so won't say too much. Two idiots lose their daughter and things spiral very quickly out of plausibility (not a single character acts or reacts in normal ways here, maybe the dog), only to be tied back up together by a rushed twist ending that only helps a little. Impressive tier-3 cast though. The film is directed by the vampire father in the Twilight films, who as a director comes from CollegeHumor - he shows some punctual skills in building suspense and intrigue, but can't maintain the tone. 3.5/10
 
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Preparations to be Together for an Unknown Period of Time
(2021) Directed by Lili Horvat 8A

This is my kind of movie. Vizy (Natasa Stork), a highly respected neurosurgeon, thinks she has met her ideal partner, Dr. Janos Drexler, with whom she has already spent one evening. Totally enamoured, the normally clear-thinking Vizy says hello to him on the street, waiting for his response. He looks quizzically at her and tells her that they have never met, that he has never seen her before. Turns out he's intrigued, though. I'm a huge fan of Polish director Krzysztof Kieslowski and in Preparations.... there is more than a hint of The Double Life of Veronique, a mysterious movie that somehow manages to visually express the kinds of vague feelings that can't be put into words. It helps that Preparations... is beautifully photographed, which allows this enigmatic movie to hold its slightly disquieting spell. Some critics are disappointed in the payoff, and I would be too, perhaps, if it wasn't handled with such droll humour, culminating in the perfect final shot.

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News of the World
(2020) Directed by Paul Greengrass 5A

If you really want to see a Western, News of the World is serviceable, but certainly uninspiring. Tom Hanks plays ex-Union officer Captain Kidd (yeah) whose job it is to ride from town to town reading the news to crowds of folks who pay a dime each to hear it. Early on, he takes responsibility for Johanna, a German-speaking 10-year-old girl (she looks older) who Kidd finds wandering around in the bush in Native American clothing. He tries to ditch her, but does the right thing, just like Tom Hanks always does, and decides to deliver her to her surviving relatives who happen to live a long, long ways away. Their road trip is something of an odyssey with many challenges along the way. There is a strong True Grit vibe here with a little bit of The Searchers thrown in, too. Hanks plays his usual good guy for the umpteenth time, and, like always, he does it well. He and the kid develop a nice rapport, but most of their adventures feel stale and overly familiar. Nothing is very fresh or even marginally original. I swear the first shoot-out has been done 1000 times in cowboy movies with only minor variatiions. Plus, oddly, we actually find out very little about either character. It would be interesting to know why a former cavalry officer chose to take a job of going around the territories reading news to people, but the movie lays the unique occupation out there, but then does nothing with it. If you can't figure out the ending of the movie by the 45 minute mark, you are not having a good day.

I thought that I had one of the more lukewarm takes (compared to the 88/89 RT percentages) when I gave it only a 6/10 a couple of weeks ago. You outdid me, surprisingly. I appreciated it slightly more just because even a serviceable Western is most welcome right now, but I agree with all of your criticisms. There's a lot of "meh" to cancel out what the film does have going for it.

BTW, I almost asked the other day whether you ever give scores of 5, since it seemed like all of your middle-of-the-road scores were 4s or 6s. You just answered without me having to ask.
 

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I’ve been watching things, but for whatever reasons I just haven’t felt real compelled to write about much of it. Some good, some bad, some perfectly cromulent, like a pair of Bertrand Travernier movies. I quite liked Captain Conan, but didn’t know what to say about it. Death Watch was a dull disappointment. I dug the horror/thriller VFW but I’m a total sucker for any sort of Alamo-scenario and if you throw a faux-John Carpenter sheen over top that, well I’m in. Speaking of, rewatched They Live. It’s still great. Nothing to really add or expound upon that smarter people haven’t already said.

But VFW did inspire me to dive into ...

The Expendables 1-3.
Not much to say about the first one. Fun idea but the movie just isn’t as fun as it feels like it should be. Oddly and obviously green screened at times. Eric Roberts gets it though. The climactic action is solid.

It was the second movie that jelled a little more when I dawned on me that this is basically GI Joe. (The silly names like Toll Road, Hale Ceasar and Yin Yang really should’ve been the tip off). JCVD as a villain named Vilain — that’s a good joke!

The third movie is bloated in every way possible (time, cast), but it’s also the best. Part of that is because the small and large additions here — Harrison Ford, Wesley Snipes, Mel Gibson, Antonio Banderas, even Kelsey Grammar — can, in their sleep (and some **coughharrisonfordcough** may have been sleeping), act circles around anyone else who has been in any of the three movies even in stupid stuff. Bandaras' needy, high-energy weirdo is particularly fun. I’m a sucker for a good “get the team together” sequence and despite TEAM being at the heart of these movies, I am shocked this is the only one that has that. Wasted opportunity.

The stunt casting, which really is the entire reason for these movies to exist, is for the most part is good even when the stunt cast member (like say Chuck Norris) can’t act a lick. But it’s kids stuff. What if Rambo and The Terminator and John McClain and Han Solo, etc. all teamed up. Sometimes they’re even actually in the same scene as opposed to CGI’d together (which also happens).

If there’s a consistent problem, it’s that Stallone in particular keeps insisting on injecting some level of dramatic gravitas into these things — a message, a love interest. I don’t know that it needs the point in every movie where the characters discuss their mortality (They’re called the f***ing Expendables for godsakes I think they all get it). It’s definitely not overly serious. It’s very self aware, but I still can’t help but wish it was even more dialed up, more ridiculous.

But 12 year old me did derive some pleasure out of these.
 

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BTW, I almost asked the other day whether you ever give scores of 5, since it seemed like all of your middle-of-the-road scores were 4s or 6s. You just answered without me having to ask.
Minari on the last page is another "5", likely a controversial one. You're right, though, "5" is a rare bird, but I would argue the reason for that is because it is so difficult to find a movie that is balanced equally between the bad and the good. Many such movies fall slightly on one side or the other on that spectrum. Smack dab in the middle is hard to do.
 

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Rewatched The Karate Kid (1984) 9/10

Good to see what led up to the events in Cobra Kai and understand the reasoning behind why the characters did what they did. II and III were worse arguably but I has that mystic charm of the origin story of Daniel LaRusso adjusting to life in California.

Also since we now know what happened in CK LaRusso does come across as a bully at times :laugh: And what happened to LaRusso's hispanic friend Freddy? Will we see him in Cobra Kai?
 

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Minari on the last page is another "5", likely a controversial one. You're right, though, "5" is a rare bird, but I would argue the reason for that is because it is so difficult to find a movie that is balanced equally between the bad and the good. Many such movies fall slightly on one side or the other on that spectrum. Smack dab in the middle is hard to do.

That's what I figured and why I didn't ask. Also, giving a 5 is not much fun. Sometimes, I won't even bother to write a review if I don't really have feelings either way on a film. In fact, I've watched a few in the last week that I probably would've given 5s to, but didn't feel motivated enough to write reviews.
 

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I’m a sucker for a good “get the team together” sequence and despite TEAM being at the heart of these movies, I am shocked this is the only one that has that. Wasted opportunity.

The only reason I gave "Solo" a shot was because of Harrelson saying "I'm putting together a crew" in the trailer. I don't even think there was a proper sequence in the film, but that was all I needed to get on board.
 

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The Sweatbox (2002) (documentary). B-

Sting's wife thought it would be a fun idea to document his involvement in writing songs for a new Disney musical called "Kingdom of the Sun." Fun soon turns into tragedy, as the films goes through multiple development hitches, scraps most of his songs, and eventually turns into the irreverent, underrated comedy "The Emperor's New Groove." Certainly not what she and her co-director thought they signed up for, but it makes for a much more interesting watch for the viewer.

This doc chronicles the journey of one film turning into another. The events are just sort of shown "as-is." There isn't any type of agenda or viewpoint being pushed as far as I can tell. You hear from different creatives involved in the project, what they do and how they do it, why they agree/don't agree with things, etc. In that sense, it's a refreshing change of pace from your average doc. On the other hand, since the filmmakers didn't start with any bigger/deeper intent, there doesn't seem to be much focus to the project (and we get more Sting than any reasonable person would like, though he certainly proves to have his moments of value).

Disney squashed the release of this documentary after it premiered at two film festivals, and I'm not really sure why. I guess they thought they came off bad? Or (worse?) incompetent? Either way, it's a pretty good look at how the Disney sausage gets made, or got made at the time, and for that alone it's worth checking out (x2 if you're a fan of the movie). A particularly harrowing sequence involves the director being barraged by a bunch of "what-if" critiques from a room full of people all at once for a project he'd already put 3+ years of work into. One sympathizes.

AFAIK this can only be found on YouTube. Just search the title and it will pop up.
 

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the small and large additions here — Harrison Ford, Wesley Snipes, Mel Gibson, Antonio Banderas, even Kelsey Grammar — can, in their sleep (and some **coughharrisonfordcough** may have been sleeping), act circles around anyone else who has been in any of the three movies

Oh this tickled me! I prefer Stallone to all of these actors(!), but I know I'm alone. There's a parallele universe somewhere in which the guy made better career choices after First Blood.

I have the first two Expendables at 2/10 and the third at 3.
 

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The Sweatbox (2002) (documentary). B-

Sting's wife thought it would be a fun idea to document his involvement in writing songs for a new Disney musical called "Kingdom of the Sun." Fun soon turns into tragedy, as the films goes through multiple development hitches, scraps most of his songs, and eventually turns into the irreverent, underrated comedy "The Emperor's New Groove." Certainly not what she and her co-director thought they signed up for, but it makes for a much more interesting watch for the viewer.

This doc chronicles the journey of one film turning into another. The events are just sort of shown "as-is." There isn't any type of agenda or viewpoint being pushed as far as I can tell. You hear from different creatives involved in the project, what they do and how they do it, why they agree/don't agree with things, etc. In that sense, it's a refreshing change of pace from your average doc. On the other hand, since the filmmakers didn't start with any bigger/deeper intent, there doesn't seem to be much focus to the project (and we get more Sting than any reasonable person would like, though he certainly proves to have his moments of value).

Disney squashed the release of this documentary after it premiered at two film festivals, and I'm not really sure why. I guess they thought they came off bad? Or (worse?) incompetent? Either way, it's a pretty good look at how the Disney sausage gets made, or got made at the time, and for that alone it's worth checking out (x2 if you're a fan of the movie). A particularly harrowing sequence involves the director being barraged by a bunch of "what-if" critiques from a room full of people all at once for a project he'd already put 3+ years of work into. One sympathizes.

AFAIK this can only be found on YouTube. Just search the title and it will pop up.

Just read a big oral history of The Emperor's New Groove and was intrigued about this aspect ...
 
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Oh this tickled me! I prefer Stallone to all of these actors(!), but I know I'm alone. There's a parallele universe somewhere in which the guy made better career choices after First Blood.

I have the first two Expendables at 2/10 and the third at 3.

Oh man, I totally forgot I recently rewatched First Blood, which is great, including Stallone who really nails the big speech at the end. The set-up is WILD in today's world. That opening confrontation between Dennehy (who is my favorite thing in the movie) and Stallone could never be done today. Well ... it could, but the Stallone character couldn't be a vet. A lot of it falls apart if you pause to think, but it's undeniably entertaining.

I'm not anti-Stallone, but I think he's got a pretty small margin for error in general. Expendables is very much in his wheelhouse, but he just doesn't sell a quip as well as some of the folks he puts himself alongside. But there's a fair counterpoint to be made that he's content being a graceful straight man in these things, giving others room to work. I suppose someone has to be the serious one.
 
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Oh man, I totally forgot I recently rewatched First Blood, which is great, including Stallone who really nails the big speech at the end. The set-up is WILD in today's world. That opening confrontation between Dennehy (who is my favorite thing in the movie) and Stallone could never be done today. Well ... it could, but the Stallone character couldn't be a vet. A lot of it falls apart if you pause to think, but it's undeniably entertaining.

I'm not anti-Stallone, but I think he's got a pretty small margin for error in general. Expendables is very much in his wheelhouse, but he just doesn't sell a quip as well as some of the folks he puts himself alongside. But there's a fair counterpoint to be made that he's content being a graceful straight man in these things, giving others room to work. I suppose someone has to be the serious one.

I really can't see Harrison Ford or Antonio Banderas (no, no!! ahah) pulling out Copland or Creed - maybe Mel Gibson. It's just too bad that the good roles in Stallone's filmo are drowning in shit.
 

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I really can't see Harrison Ford or Antonio Banderas (no, no!! ahah) pulling out Copland or Creed - maybe Mel Gibson. It's just too bad that the good roles in Stallone's filmo are drowning in shit.

Copland has been on my rewatch list for a while.

But now you got me imagining Stallone in a Pedro Almodovar film ...
 

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Copland has been on my rewatch list for a while.

But now you got me imagining Stallone in a Pedro Almodovar film ...

Ahah! Same relative age, I'm sure he would have been great! Anyway, never thought Banderas was good in any of these films - the films were great, Banderas, never was a fan. But no worry, I'm ok being lonely in my loony bin.
 

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Ahah! Same relative age, I'm sure he would have been great! Anyway, never thought Banderas was good in any of these films - the films were great, Banderas, never was a fan. But no worry, I'm ok being lonely in my loony bin.
I gotta help bolt the door to your cell. I thought Banderas was great in several Almodovar films (Law of Desire; Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown; Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down; The Skin I Line In).
 

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If Banderas isn't dressed flamboyantly and killing people with swords, guns or Latin good looks, I'm not interested. Also, he has to be doing it in English because his pronunciations are amusing.
 

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I thought News of the World was better than some reviews here. True Grit meets Mr. Rogers. You guys are too critical. I also thought Soul was great. I think some of you guys are getting too curmudgeon-like in lockdown mode. And why didn't anyone tell me About Palm Springs. That's Groundhog Day Redux. Good Stuff. And what's all this moaning and whining about the MCU Universe and Star Wars. You guys are getting way too serious. Life is short. Enjoy. Geez....

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I thought News of the World was better than some reviews here. True Grit meets Mr. Rogers. You guys are too critical. I also thought Soul was great. I think some of you guys are getting too curmudgeon-like in lockdown mode. And why didn't anyone tell me About Palm Springs. That's Groundhog Day Redux. Good Stuff. And what's all this moaning and whining about the MCU Universe and Star Wars. You guys are getting way too serious. Life is short. Enjoy. Geez....

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Life being short is why mediocre 2+hr movies are hard to tolerate. ;)

BTW, kihei is many things, but "curmudgeon" is only one of them!
 

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I don't mind that we don't see eye to eye on movies. I put a winkie there to make sure folks knew I was joking.

We all have opinions. That's why we come here.

I had a hard time with First Cow at first watch and shut it down. I wasn't in the mood. I knew it was a good film though. Appreciated it another day when I was in the mood.

I actually find kihei has a wide dimension for films of all kinds. For a serious cinephile, I don't see him dumping on pop movies just for sport. He writes generous reviews for pop flicks like Star Wars as well as for art-house flicks.

Noticed lately that I seem to have a problem with plays translated to film. That was the case for A Night in Miami and again for Ma Rainey's. Both decent flicks, but had a problem watching long scenes in a room with the actors screaming, arguing or talking loudly as if meant for a stage audience (but it didn't seem to flow well for me in film). Don't know why that is. Maybe I have ADHD.

Anyway... I just noticed a new Denzel Washington release tonight. The Little Things. Might have to go to Berlin to see that one ;)
The Little Things (2021) - IMDb
 
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Hmmm

On another front, Sting is like the poor man's Paul McCartney. If one is willing to sift through all his solo work, there is some great music in there. It just tends to be overshadowed by all the uninspired dreck.
 
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Sonatine (1993) - What a film! Man, what's even more impressive, is that the director, Takeshi Kitano, is apparently some Japanese version of Jim Carrey who transitioned into becoming Martin Scorcese (i.e., he went from goofy comedy star to writing and directing classic gangster films) although I don't think Scorcese has a gangster film as good as Sonatine, with all due respect to Mean Streets. The plot is fairly simple - a burnt-out yakuza named Murakawa is somewhat contemplating retiring from the life despite the good business he has going. Sure enough, his boss sends him a peacekeeping mission to Okinawa where two allies are squabbling. Murakawa openly riffs on the idea that he's being sent on a suicide mission but doesn't seem to take it particularly hard. A couple of his guys seem to wonder as well. Still, they go along, as does Murakawa, but not before whooping the Boss's second-in-command beforehand to make a point. A delegation of gangsters head to beachy Okinawa where their greeting is worthy of a cheap resort, bus ride and refreshments included. Doesn't take long for Murakawa's suspicions to be confirmed (the alleged squabble is non-significant relative to gangster stakes) and for Murakawa to lose a lot of his men in two separate attacks. The few survivors lazily take refuge in a beach house and it's not long before they start enjoying themselves. The camadarie and their violet backgrounds mix in for a lot of fun. While waiting for what's to come, they cheekily play Russian roulette, dance, sumo wrestle, play war with firecrackers before Murakawa, cherubic for larges portions of the film, jokingly pulls out a gun and starts firing to his men's amusement. In fact, with death potentially on the way, rankings are still respected but not necessarily enforced. This allows for Kitano's comedic background to shine through. It's not hard to see why he was/is such a big comedy star in his native country. Despite his middle-age in the film, he has a smile and silly charm that's easy to fall for and cannot seem to fully shake the look of a goofball but which makes his character - even in his most violent moments - completely appropriate and intertwines well with the written story. So funny a man is he that he can even turn the death of a rapist into a laugh out loud moment. The raped woman sticks around, both grateful and attracted to/by Murakawa's violent streak. A sort of romance develops between the two of them, and the most torrid moment the viewer is given between the two still turns out funny. In an erotic scene, Murakawa gets flashed. His reponse: 'Indecent exposure is fun!' ( :laugh: ).

That's not to say that this isn't an intelligent film. It is, highly so, bittersweet and contemplative. Murakawa, for long periods of the film, is largely quiet and making sense of what's to come. He knows it's inevitable and when it does come, he does what he has to do with a sort of corporate resignation that doesn't show much on the surface. Still funny but thoughtful, a younger gangster keeps asking a seasoned one if he knows this crook or that crook who did that deed or this one, to which the annoyed veteran can just reply 'Don't you have any decent friends? Somebody who was a good baseball player in high school?'. That same younger gangster is the last one standing along with Murakawa. He helps him out on his final mission. He wearily asks to come along for the final act. Murakwa asks him if he hasn't had enough. Instead of being eager or loyal to the end, he seems to agree and probably goes out in a way that Murakawa's age and experience doesn't allow him to. On top of its superb narrative, the movie, like essentially all of great Asian cinema (moreso than North American, IMO) has perfect aesthetical style. The recurring opening score immediately teases a fresh, enthralling experience. It perfectly chooses which takes should languish dreamily and which ones should light up like pinball machines. Can't say that I'm not tempted to speedrun this guy's filmography. Sonatine might already be one of my favorite movies of all-time. For the life of me, I don't understand why Western filmmakers seem largely adverse to making reflective gangster movies of that sort. In comparision, even Scorcese's movies are adrenaline-filled, schizoid and unrelenting affairs. The only one that I can think of that seems to offer a similar vibe is The Killing of a Chinese Bookie, which is another all-time great. I'd be open to suggestions for these types of films. I love intelligent gangster films.

Great, great song.

 
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A Snake of June
(2003) Directed by Shin'ya Tsukamoto 6C

A tripartite mystery that drips with sexual tension, A Snake of June is all at once erotic thriller, through-the-keyhole peepshow, schizophrenic psychodrama, X-ray view of human pathologies, and strange romance.
--Anton Bitel, Projected Figures

Hard to put this movie in a better nutshell than that, and I don't think I want to try. Shot in black and white using an electric blue colour filter, A Snake of June tells the story of Rinko, a mild-mannered, shy office worker, who is married to a much older, clean-freak husband. She is forced to do the bidding of a stalker who is in possession of some compromising photos of her that were taken without her knowledge. He doesn't require sex from her, but he does insist upon other erotic acts performed in public, demands to which she feels she must submit. Politically correct, this movie ain't. Kind of interesting, though, with no shortage of brilliantly shot surreal imagery. Imagine a Japanese director even less risk-adverse than Takashi Miike with a sensibility filtered through David Lynch's outer limits. Caveat emptor on this one.

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Cape Fear (1992) - 7/10

I went with this one instead of the original because I needed something to hold my attention this week with all the wall street craziness going ons but this was maybe a bit too frantic. The ending is drawn out and I'm guessing the original probably had a better rhythm but I did immensely enjoy some of the acting here.
 
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