At any rate, thank you for this, because it led me to discovering this beautiful story.
Sokal affair - Wikipedia
'In the second paragraph I declare without the slightest evidence or argument, that "physical 'reality' (note the scare quotes) [...] is at bottom a social and linguistic construct." Not our
theories of physical reality, mind you, but the reality itself. Fair enough. Anyone who believes that the laws of physics are mere social conventions is invited to try transgressing those conventions from the windows of my apartment. I live on the twenty-first floor.'
Apparently, some other blessed souls did something similar a couple of years back.
'Boghossian, Lindsay, and Pluckrose wrote 20 articles that promoted deliberately absurd ideas or morally questionable acts and submitted them to various peer-reviewed journals. Although they had planned for the project to run until January 2019, the trio admitted to the hoax in October 2018 after journalists from
The Wall Street Journal revealed that "Helen Wilson", the
pseudonym used for their article published in
Gender, Place & Culture, did not exist. By the time of the reveal, 4 of their 20 papers had been published; 3 had been accepted but not yet published; 6 had been rejected; and 7 were still under review. Included among the articles that were published were arguments that dogs engage in
rape culture and that men could reduce their
transphobia by anally penetrating themselves with
sex toys as well as
Adolf Hitler's
Mein Kampf rewritten in
feminist language.
[2][4] The first of these had won special recognition from the journal that published it.'
Grievance studies affair - Wikipedia
Man, I'm pretty f***ing far from a conservative and I think a lot of the outrage over campus culture is overblown but it's hard not to be incredibly amused by these stunts.