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32 Years of Fail
Great, another best actor Oscar for a mediocre impression in a mediocre biopic.
Ah Buttgereit... Der Todersking is unbearable, and Schramm is probably the worst offender from this attention seeking bore.Nekromantic and Nekromantic 2. Notorious necrophilia horror sleaze that I just didn't find that interesting or titillating. Large stretches of both are really boring to be honest. Feels like shock for shock's sake (especially the first). The second has a little (very little) bit more on its mind. Has its place I suppose, but doesn't do that much for me. Checked a box on the EXTREME MOVIES checklist.
Was not impressed! Had my fill.Ah Buttgereit... Der Todersking is unbearable, and Schramm is probably the worst offender from this attention seeking bore.
I guess he doesn't really align with the Hollywood vibe, but tasteless? I liked The Fountain and The Wrestler, I mostly liked Mother! and Black Swan too. His first films were highly overrated by some teen-angst discovering that movies could be "different", but otherwise watchable. Well, ok, I kind of hate Requiem, but I haven't seen it in a looooong time.One of the most tasteless directors in Hollywood history
So, basically, a so bad it's good kind of movie?
The Whale (2022) Directed by Darren Aronofsky 3A
Charlie (Brendan Fraser), a six-hundred pound depressive nearing his death from morbid obesity, tries to reconnect with the daughter whom he abandoned eight years ago. Many dramatic moments occur. The Whale is a terrible movie but I was entertained....in a weird way, though,. The movie is one of those disastrous, even embarrassing events that you just can't take your eyes off of.....sort of like watching your best friend's ditzy, drunken aunt throw up all over her neighbour's cat. You wish it hadn't happened but it's like nothing you have ever seen before. The problems probably start with the choice of director. If you are going to make an allegedly sympathetic movie about a dangerously overweight person, Darren Aronofsky wouldn't be the first or four hundredth director you should call. One of the most tasteless directors in Hollywood history, restraint isn't exactly a strong suit with this guy (Requiem for a Dream; The Wrestler; mother!).
Beyond Aronofsky and his emphasis on the pathetic and the grotesque, the major problem is the script, in which Charlie is visited in his dark living room by a number of broadly painted, unbelievable characters, the kind that only occur in certain highly theatrical bad plays. At modest intervals they keep parading through his front door like Seinfeld characters. Fraser is indeed good--how could he not be with what he has to work with? Most of the time, Aronofsky's direction treats Charlie like a thinly disguised horror character, wheezing and coughing and taking a shower to boot. It all ends up being cringe-inducing but jaw-dropping watchable the way that the aunt was.
Film critic Dwight Macdonald, who used to write a monthly column of reviews in Esquire, had two categories reserved for certain movies: good bad movies and bad good movies. Ii think it would be fair to call The Whale a good bad movie.So, basically, a so bad it's good kind of movie?
Project A (1983) - 7/10
At the turn of the 20th century, the Hong Kong Marine Police's attempts to combat pirates is interfered with by corrupt officials and police.
Jackie Chan stars as Sergeant Dragon Ma Yue Lung, a mid-ranking officer in the Hong Kong Marine Police. On the eve of the Marine Police's deployment to battle pirates at sea, several of the unit's ships are sabotaged and funding to replace them is denied. Dragon and the rest of his shipmates are forced to join the Hong Kong Police, under the command of Inspector Hong Tin-Tzu (Yuen Biao). Reluctant to cooperate with the Police, Dragon teams up with con man acquaintance Fats (Sammo Hung) to get to the bottom of the corruption within the military and police force.
Project A was written and directed by Jackie Chan. It was the first movie in which he starred with both of his Peking Opera School brothers Yuen Biao and Sammo Hung (he had worked with Biao before however). The trio would go on to make several films together in the 1980's, including 1984's Wheels on Meals. Project A is also notable for being the first movie in which Jackie Chan does not play a martial artist, though his character obviously knows how to fight.
Project A is an action-comedy through and through, with the plot being there just to facilitate the fighting sequences. The film wastes no time jumping into the action, with an impressive and hilarious bar fight in the opening scene (boy, is a movie like this a palate cleanser after being subjected to Rush Hour 3). Later, Jackie is able to show off some impressive (and comical) stunts with a bicycle as he tries to flee from his pursuers. In general, the action and fighting is well above average, with lots of long takes and great editing.
In present day, Jackie Chan is famous for his death defying stunts. That wasn't the case in 1983; though Chan did his own stunts and stunt choreography, he wasn't jumping from buildings yet. That changed with Project A, which features a stunt where Jackie falls three stories from clocktower, breaking through two canopies on the way down onto a non-padded landing. Jackie accomplished this stunt by hanging from the minute hand of the clock face until his strength gave out, and completed this stunt at least twice; two stuntmen - including Mars, who co-starred with Jackie in 1982's Dragon Lord and co-stars in this film as the character Jaws - also completed the stunt one time a piece.
Project A doesn't have too many flaws, though I might argue this period piece may not be as accessible as some of Chan's other works. The film has a tendency to go off on tangents, and it feels a little jarring when Sammo Hung's character enters the movie because the plot shifts a bit. I'm not sure if that's why it's so hard to find this movie nowadays. It was unavailable to purchase on iTunes, so I had to rent it on Youtube (otherwise I'd need to dust off my VHS player). I've never been able to find the Cantonese version of the film anywhere, but fortunately the dub isn't too bad (Danny Trejo of all people voices the main antagonist pirate in the dub).
Overall, Project A is an early classic Jackie Chan film. I've always thought of the film as "kicking off" Jackie's most prominent period of fame due to it being the first to feature a huge stunt and also the first in which he didn't portray a martial artist. As mentioned, the film was dubbed for American audiences in the late 1990's, but even this version has been getting much harder to find lately. Similar to 1986's Armour of God, Project A is overdue for a remaster in the United States. It's a very good movie and is required viewing for Jackie Chan fans.
Hopefully one day the Cantonese version will be widely available here in North America, because I actually think the dubs are terrible, and a lot of subtle humor is lost in translation. That said, I am fluent in Cantonese, as I was born in Hong Kong and continue to speak it a home, so take my opinion with a grain of salt.
Chan landed on his neck in the stunt you mentioned, which actually made it into the final cut. I cringed at that stunt, because it looked like he could have broken his neck, and I am actually surprised he was pretty much able to walk it off and continue to film. That is why even though I do not like Chan as a person, I respect his work, because he will put his life on the line for his vision, and he has earned everything he has right now. Plus, these stunts are pretty much extinct these days, because they are truly near-death experiences, and nobody will do these any more. Personally, I think it is a good thing, but I cannot help but admire these early stunt works, no matter how exploitive and dangerous they were. From what I gathered from various interviews by past stuntmen still in the business, they were paid about 3 to 5 times more than an actor back then, but most of them eventually transitioned out of it and into acting, because they could die at any of these sequences, and their bodies eventually broke down within a few years.
Chan's group was called "Seven Little Fortunes". There were more than seven, but on stage, only seven of them perform at a time. Yuen is the surname they all used. Sammo Hung's name in the group was Yuen Lung, Jackie Chan was Yuen Lo, and Yuen Biao just used his as his acting stage name too. Other famous members from the group include Corey Yuen, known more for his director work, Yuen Hua, most notable in the West for his role as the village chief in Shang Chi and the male owner of the apartment block in Kung Fu Hustle, and Yuen Qiu, who was one of the two karate nieces of James Bond's partner Lieutenant Hip in The Man with the Golden Gun and the female owner of the apartment block in Kung Fu Hustle.
In Chan's first English bibliography back in the late 90s, Chan was very complimentary to Yuen Biao, and called him a natural. It was clear that Biao was his favourite person in the group, because he had nothing bad to say about him, and Biao himself could have been the biggest action star in Hong Kong, but he chose family over success, and he immigrated to Canada and slowly transitioned out of the limelight in the early 90s. He made more screen appearances in the mid-2000s, but he quickly retreated again, and his on-screen appearances have become sporadic.
According to someone who worked on the foreign market blu-ray containing the 2018 restorations, we may see the set (with both movies) released in the US at some point this year.I'm sure if I get off my lazy butt and search online, I could find a region free blue ray player and a good remaster somewhere. Of the 30+ movies I've watched since November (and counting), I'm sure I'll be in the ground before I get the chance to watch many of them again. But for a good movie like Project A, which was sliced to ribbons in the American release, it would be worth it.
According to someone who worked on the 2018 restorations (the ones currently available only in foreign markets), the set (with both movies) "will def be seeing another release coming at some point in 2023 and yes it will will include the export cut in HD."
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Power of The Dog (2021) - 6/10
Cumberbatch is the only one given anything interesting to do here. The rest is an experiment in patience, a film that makes you feel uncomfortable but without any real payoff. Sort of less than the sum of its parts. Also part of the hypothesis that if you set a film in the West, it's usually better if it's a thriller than a drama excluding the classic types.