The Matrix Resurrectons (2021)
2.75 out of 4stars
"To find out if his reality is a physical or mental construct, Mr. Anderson, aka Neo, will have to choose to follow the white rabbit once more. If he's learned anything, it's that choice, while an illusion, is still the only way out of -- or into -- the Matrix. Neo already knows what he has to do, but what he doesn't yet know is that the Matrix is stronger, more secure and far more dangerous than ever before."
Probably one of the more fearless big budget sequels ever with it's offbeat choices and decisions. It's overstuffed with commentary on everything...including itself, sequels, mental illness, existentialism politics, society, individualism, religion, and love. Yeah, it's a lot to take in. There are also action sequences that are great, comedy that earns it's laughs, a story that touches the heart and keeps the brain active, and characters you like and care for (it helps knowing them previously, but Keanu earns his sympathy and he and Moss are great together and apart). It's not perfect though. It's a bit choppy and uneven, some of the meta stuff is repetitve and has near clone scenes/speeches which are cute the first time but beating a dead horse after the fifth time, and a couple of the action sequences are done incoherently. All that said, it's an incredibly refreshing gamble of a sequel that is never boring, unless you don't want to sit through the slower more cerebral moments and were only longing for action and straight up sci-fi, which would then make you hate a large part of the first quarter of the movie.
Better Watch Out (2016)
2.70 out of 4stars
"Ashley travels to the suburban home of the Lerners to baby-sit their 12-year-old son Luke at Christmastime. She must soon defend herself and the young boy when unwelcome intruders announce their arrival."
Christmas horror comedy movie that is full of twists and wit. This is another one of those "the twists kick in early and often" movies where I can't say too much without ruining it, nor do I suggest reading much about the movie going in if you choose to see it. That said, the best way to describe it would be part mildly raunchy comedy in a fun good way, part bad plan unraveling, and part nightmare.
Dead End (2003)
2.70 out of 4stars
"Christmas Eve. On his way to his in-laws with his family, Frank Harrington decides to try a shortcut, for the first time in 20 years. It turns out to be a big mistake."
Twilight Zone-esque Christmas horror comedy that I feel people are either going to enjoy or hate. I personally really enjoyed it and found it interesting, but I feel some could find the ride and it's characters annoying and making subpar choices. I'll argue against that angle by saying that the characters are a dysfunctional family whose emotions are bursting through the surface with everyone on edge in one way or another. And you could probably guess the twist, which I hear has gotten mixed results for it's decision, but this one is all about the journey. The journey plays with your mind in all the right ways, and I don't know if budget or creative choices were the reason for some decisions made, but it definitely lets your imagination run a little wild with joy. Sure, I wish the twist was more fantastic and climactic, but it's not a poor choice imo, but arguably one that prevents this movie from becoming a "great"/"cult classic" horror movie. Low budget and made a ton of money in DVD sales (yes, you read that right, made $76million~ PROFIT in DVD sales).
Rare Exports (2010) (subtitles)
2.55 out of 4stars
"On Christmas Eve in Finland, Santa Claus is unearthed in an archaeological dig. Soon after, children start disappearing, leading a boy and his father to capture Santa and, with the help of fellow hunters, they look to sell him back to the corporation that sponsored the dig."
A somewhat clever Finnish Christmas comedy horror. It pretty much spins Santa into a Krampus figure. I'm quite surprised it's rated R, for language and nudity apparently, the latter mostly unnecessary and the former could have been worked around. This feels like it is and would be a great movie for adolescent aged 'kids' and enjoyable for adults too. I don't think I enjoyed it as much as I should, and that's probably because early on I didn't 'buy into' the slower burn/more uneventful 'childhood wonder'/'coming of age' elements that were earlier on in the movie. That said, the twists are fun, acting is surprisingly great, and the last 3rd of the movie or so really comes alive.
A Christmas Horror Story (2015)
2.35 out of 4stars
"Interwoven stories that take place on Christmas Eve in a small town that is suddenly plagued with malevolent spirits, zombie elves and Krampus. A family brings home more than a Christmas tree, a student documentary becomes a living nightmare, a Christmas spirit terrorizes, and Santa slays evil."
Definitely doesn't live up to the premise it throws at you, but there is still Christmas horror fun to be had. As with movies that interweave 4+ separate stories simultaneously, anything that isn't of similar quality to the other stories sticks out. Sadly in this movie, the most fun story has the least screentime. That said, the other 3 stories do have their own merits and mischief and 'lessons' and are entertaining enough, but this movie is at it's best when it's trying to be more funny and less serious (which feels a bit too often imo). Tightly paced and breezy low brow fun.
The Children (2008)
2.30 out of 4stars
"A relaxing Christmas vacation turns into a terrifying fight for survival as their children begin to mysteriously turn on their parents."
Christmas horror movie that has good ideas that are executed less than par. The concept of a virus/bacteria causing aggression and/or mental blackouts has been done before and after better, but the way the kids/parents horror relationship is done was well thought out. Great job on playing on the whole kids as unsuspecting murderers/non-threatening 'beings', parents blind love/forgiveness, and even parents sometimes overregarded sense of their children. All the side story elements are mostly rubbish, as the brits would say about this low budget brit movie.
Cliff Walkers (2021) Directed by Zhang Yimou 6B
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