Post-Game Talk: Large dental features vs. fast biplanes (7pm)

[Armourboy]

Slowly he drifts left. A small flutter of the foot. Slowly he drifts right. He examines the puck on the end of his stick as if it is a new species of life, unknown to science. He looks up. He drifts backwards. He winds up and lets it rip.

Shin pad dies.

Or he completely misses the net.

Saros just flat got beat on that shot.

 

[Kat Predator]

Or he completely misses the net.

Saros just flat got beat on that shot.

It counts as a shot attempt, which is all Wilbur has been talking about.

Well, 1st period is done. It was special.

 

[Bringer of Jollity]

Slowly he drifts left. A small flutter of the foot. Slowly he drifts right. He examines the puck on the end of his stick as if it is a new species of life, unknown to science. He looks up. He drifts backwards. He winds up and lets it rip.

Shin pad dies.

Puck slowly adrift
At the feet of the captain
Offense goes to die

 

[Kat Predator]

Brian Poile says the future looks bright. So there.

 

[Bringer of Jollity]

Brian Poile says the future looks bright. So there.

They'll be leaving Winnipeg after the game so he's not wrong about that.

 

[hockey diva]

Brian Poile says the future looks bright. So there.

Why is this bozo still on our payroll?

 

[wmupreds]

Kinda figured we'd see this result tonight. I was surprised they got wins on the back to back but both games were kinda goalie steals against mid teams. Jets are no joke

 

[herzausstein]

Brian Poile says the future looks bright. So there.

So bright that we traded or waived most of the young players on the team so career tweeners could have a spot.

 

[Kat Predator]

Hinostroza hits a post. Keeping with the "if you look like you got a little offensive game, you get no TOI" space age strategy. (Vinnie had the lowest TOI in the 1st.)

Why is this bozo still on our payroll?

He's a fax machine expert in training.

Kinda figured we'd see this result tonight. I was surprised they got wins on the back to back but both games were kinda goalie steals against mid teams. Jets are no joke

We did help them. We're nice like that.

1st goal was an own goal by the midget. 2nd goal was provided by a perfect screen on juice bag by Schenn.

 

[nullednumbed]

 

[hockey diva]

On the bright side,, after tonight,, we get 3 whole days without watching this team suck!

 

[Armourboy]

" Brunette trying different combos ", oh so a normal game.

 

[Kat Predator]

Evangelista got broken.

 

[Armourboy]

Evangelista got broken.

Apparently so is Stamkos

 

[Kat Predator]

Apparently so is Stamkos

I guess he won't be putting 25 minutes on the scoresheet.

 

[Mass]

Giving away forwards for draft picks is looking like big brained stuff right now. I suppose you can't predict injuries but it's fitting.

 

[AintLifeGrand]

Kemmell gets his call up??

 

[herzausstein]

Shut it down...
Shut it all down

Kemmell gets his call up??

Nah get some more ozzman and if we need another then bellows or lucchini

 

[Roman Yoshi]

The only reason Brian Poile says the future is bright is because fax machines are no longer in use for business really. Technology saved his job.

 

[101st_fan]

Our idiot broadcast duo doesn't realize double minors have no video review provision in the rulebook.

 

[Kat Predator]

Marchy with the move.

What is Masonjar talking about? We've had trouble scoring period. Up and down the lineup?

 

[Armourboy]

Alright well at least now I can turn it off. Jesus we stink.

 

[Roman Yoshi]

What the hell was that defense?

 

[Kat Predator]

What the hell was that defense?

Leave Vilardi alone in front of your net. Apparently.

 

[Roman Yoshi]

Leave Vilardi alone in front of your net. Apparently.

Bold strategy indeed