Laine vs Ovechkin goals and points tracking thread for Playoffs round 1

[mad4comp]

I will update the goals and points of Laine and Ovechkin from round 1 of playoffs between Habs and Washington.

... please don't.

 

[JJ68]

what about demidov? he is already tracking to be the goat of all russians

 

[Garbageyuk]

Some background stats for this epic 1 v 1:
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This doesn’t give the full picture. Laine is better.

 

[gtrower]

Just had a flashback to the summer of that one Finland fan fighting with anybody and everybody who had the audacity to think Laine might not surpass Ovi’s goal totals, armed with the stat that he had an 80 goal head start on Ovi by age.

9 years / 144 goals later and the comparison has returned lol.

 

[The Gr8 Dane]

For those not aware , this thread is funny because Laine is borderline unplayable at 5 on 5 but OP didn't mention that lol

 

[Legion34]

Reminds me of this comparison.

 

[CanadienShark]

Laine - 4
Ovechkin - 2

I'd like to outdo that crazy Canucks prediction with that random player scoring at a specific time, but I'll keep it simple.

Demidov, Laine, and Hutson will dominate the headlines. Suzuki, Guhle, and Slaflovsky will dominate on the ice.

 

[Frank Drebin]

we will win

 

[BigDaddyLurch]

...will this place crash if Laine actually SOMEHOW outscores Ovi??...

 

[mad4comp]

So apparently this thread was a massive lie...

 

[FrozenJagrt]

...will this place crash if Laine actually SOMEHOW outscores Ovi??...

It shouldn't. Laine can score in bunches, anyone that doesn't know that hasn't been paying attention.

Still shouldn't be compared to Ovechkin though.

 

[landy]

1-0

 

[Ianturnedbull]

Laine vs Strome


Just deal...my Dude...

 

[stevo61]

good start

 

[notbias]

This is aging worse than the Demidov threads

 

[Bruce Granville]

Someone’s making an a.. out of himself…
Btw, jinxes work.

 

[mad4comp]

I was told I would be provided updates. I guess we'll give him some time to wipe the tears.

 

[ViD]

Laine should retire after this thread

 

[CristianoRonaldo]

Laine is garbage, like this thread, you cursed us.

 

[CristianoRonaldo]

This is aging worse than the Demidov threads

Do you think about something not related to the Habs, sometimes ?

 

[TheDawnOfANewTage]

I will update the goals and points of Laine and Ovechkin from round 1 of playoffs between Habs and Washington.

Highlights of the battle between Ovi and Laine:
- Is Ovi gonna torch the net or pass the torch to the young and potential Patrik Laine?
- Will Ovi rough up Laine for not giving him praise and respect in the latest interview?

Points after 0 games:
Laine 0 goals 0 assists
Ovechkin 0 goals 0 assists

Hey bro, how’s this gambit working for ya so far?



I feel like being a Laine fanboy and a Katy Perry stan in 2025- same energy.

 

[Hippasus]

Some background stats for this epic 1 v 1:
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Wait a sec. I can number. They're both similar because they're less than infinity.

 

[Hippasus]

...will this place crash if Laine actually SOMEHOW outscores Ovi??...

That's why I prefer to rollerblade with hockey pants and elbow pads.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Some background stats for this epic 1 v 1:
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Obviously they're not even in the same realm.

But why the f*** are PIM highlighted as if having higher PIM is a win when it's quite the opposite lol (and the only thing Laine has on OV)

 

[Canadiens Ghost]

why are comparing the literal GOAT to a bum

I think you are being a little harsh calling Ovi a bum.


No but seriously, why is this thread still open?