bellagiobob
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News Article: Kassian to have hearing with league (Suspended 2 games)
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I apologize in advance for being childish....
For any one of you who happens to have small kids, mine are 4 and 6: it only took me about 3 days to have them calling their poo tkachuk
Day 1:
"What is a tkachuk daddy?"
"It's a piece of shit, look it's right there in the toilet"
"Ah, that's a tkachuk?"
"Yes it is, but normally only grown ups use that term" (to lure them in)
Day 3:
"hey daddy, come look at my big smelly tkachuk!"
Proud father (alhough the wife thinks I've lost it...)
... ok, sorry again. But it's awesome it worked.
For any one of you who happens to have small kids, mine are 4 and 6: it only took me about 3 days to have them calling their poo tkachuk
Day 1:
"What is a tkachuk daddy?"
"It's a piece of shit, look it's right there in the toilet"
"Ah, that's a tkachuk?"
"Yes it is, but normally only grown ups use that term" (to lure them in
)Day 3:
"hey daddy, come look at my big smelly tkachuk!"
Proud father (alhough the wife thinks I've lost it...)
... ok, sorry again. But it's awesome it worked.
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Shaquille Oatmeal
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Who knew, Fat Bastard was talking about Tkachuck this whole time.I apologize in advance for being childish....
For any one of you who happens to have small kids, mine are 4 and 6: it only took me about 3 days to have them calling their poo tkachuk
Day 1:
"What is a tkachuk daddy?"
"It's a piece of ****, look it's right there in the toilet"
"Ah, that's a tkachuk?"
"Yes it is, but normally only grown ups use that term" (to lure them in
Day 3:
"hey daddy, come look at my big smelly tkachuk!"
Proud father (alhough the wife thinks I've lost it...)
... ok, sorry again. But it's awesome it worked.
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The Nuge
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what a spectacularly massive idiot. Archi has as much to do with this as Gags and Nuge. And I guess they’re apparently both in Gaudreau’s weight class, so the Crybaby is going to get in his first 2 fights on the 29th then right?
rickysusedsht
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Eric Francis is a complete and total moron. I cant stand that idiot and I'm more than glad he is not part of the oiler network. Guy needs a punch in the head
Oil Dood
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Not according to Francis logic. Nobody should fight Gaudreau. Nuge should probably scrap Rinaldo, and Gags should fight Hamonic.
Yammimoto is a touch too big for Gaudreau so maybe he could scrap Gio?
Francis is a joke. I asked him to back up an argument one time with facts and he kicked me off of his twitter page(which I joined specifically to ask him to back up a discussion with facts). The guy has zero credibility.
CantHaveTkachev
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Eric Francis is the same knob that wrote this garbage
Early returns on Neal-Lucic swap exactly what Oilers, Flames hoped - Sportsnet.ca
there's isn't a Flamer turd he won't attempt to shine
Early returns on Neal-Lucic swap exactly what Oilers, Flames hoped - Sportsnet.ca
there's isn't a Flamer turd he won't attempt to shine
Oil Dood
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Well he has a job still so Calgary fans must support him. He is a tool.
TB12
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My friend in the media always makes fun of him and says he has no credibility amongst other media types. So at least it's not just the fans that think hes a shill POS, his peers also have zero respect for him.
CantHaveTkachev
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Yeah, this is stupid. If you are going to do something like this, at least try to make it funny.
oobga
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Staples will probably stay a blogger type guy on hockey forever.
Francis on the other hand somehow keeps his job as the Sportsnet spokesperson for the Flames, while acting this unprofessional. Pretty embarrassing for SN to have this guy, that basically talks like a dude on CP, being their companies top guy for an NHL team.
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Its funny, because when you talk about the cheap shot artists up North, Drai and his slew foots and Elbows, Kassian the king of dirty hits. McDavid with his cheap a$$ punk cross check from behind and Kassian again attack Tkachuk from behind like the gutless coward that he is, You didn't see anywhere close to the level of obssession and outrage from the media or the fans, and the demanding of injuries and retribution. |
McSpecial DraiBlend
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A hood friend is a massive flames homer and even he can't stand Francis.
That skit by CJAY92 was embarrassing. Reminds me of the radio hosts from Parks and Rec.
That skit by CJAY92 was embarrassing. Reminds me of the radio hosts from Parks and Rec.
McShogun99
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Calgary playing STL the night before which could be a loss for them. Gives us a chance to put them on a 3 game losing streak and go up 2 points on them with 2 games in hand.
I have a feeling that the drama surrounding Tkachuk will negatively effect their team, causing them to miss the playoffs this year.
I have a feeling that the drama surrounding Tkachuk will negatively effect their team, causing them to miss the playoffs this year.
GodPucker
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Only negative thing about their game is that they will have legs while the Oilers will be rusty.
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Jim Matheson amazingly still has a job too, but he's not a tool. Just well past his best before date.
oobga
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Oil Dood
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I think we just need a full out beat down of all those guys dressed like Ronald McDonald.Then there is McDavid wondering who this crappy low minion is trying to talk to him lol
I want Backlund to try that with Nurse.
