Movies: Jurassic World Rebirth - July 2, 2025

[Very Stable Genius]

Was that a f***ing Rancor?

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Jurassic Park IN SPACE, now I'd watch that.

 

[MadDevil]

Was that a f***ing Rancor?

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Confirmed Star Wars crossover coming...

 

[alko]

Why are you complaining? Its like Fast and Furious. You have to switch off your brain cells and watch. Nothing else.

Dont tell, this franchise can find any original idea... It is, what it is.

 

[SoundwaveIsCharisma]

Jurassic Park IN SPACE, now I'd watch that.

Confirmed Star Wars crossover coming...

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I think it's pretty clear where they are going with. Jurassic Park/World is actually a Star Wars prequel, and the Rancor was the main character this whole time.

 

[trojansoilers]

At this point of the franchise they should just give up on trying to make the plot make sense and just embrace the ridiculousness like the Fast and Furious movies.

Another island to house the dinos that were too dangerous? Screw that, these dinosaurs were covertly created as bio weapons to be launched against enemy countries. Next movie, they send these dinosaurs to outer space in armor to fight against an alien invasion. Then they send them to the multiverse to fight evil dinosaurs from an alternate timeline.

 

[Jovavic]

^crossover with Godzilla and Kong and I'm there

 

[x Tame Impala]

These movies are mostly for kids. The only interesting story possible was made back in 1993. Looking into it with any sort of detail makes the whole thing seem too silly to take seriously.

So they have wild ranging Mosasaurs swimming in the Central/South American waters? What keeps them from swimming around all over the globe eating all of the whales and such? Spinosaurs too. Pterodactyls with 30 foot wingspans are getting anywhere and everywhere they want to go.

There are only two great things to come out of this franchise. The original movie and the "Velocicoaster" at Universal Studios which is f***ing awesome. Other than that if you're not <= 12 years old if you're expecting anything good you have no one to blame but yourself.