Joe Thornton's beard

[Pinkfloyd]

Looks like 19th century statesman

He looks like WWE's Sheamus.

 

[AtNightWeFly]

The very first thought I had when I saw his beard is Hasidic Jewish people. All they're both missing is the curls on the side of their heads.

 

[TopShelfYzerman]

So, where the hell is his beard?

 

[1989]

Not even the best facial hair on his team.

 

[Alwalys]

well done, gentlemen

lol

 

[Quid Pro Clowe]

Not even the best facial hair on his team.

Depends on what you think best is. Thornton's is more thicker and manlier. Literally, there is no space between his cheeks and neck that isn't covered with hair when he grows the beard. It's ridiculous.

 

[Caged Great]

The Sharks have to grow beards during the season because they never last long enough to grow one in the playoffs.

 

[JoeThorntonsRooster]

It's funny how the two players with ridiculous beards are also our two best players this season

 

[JoeThorntonsRooster]

The Sharks have to grow beards during the season because they never last long enough to grow one in the playoffs.

I mean this was a decent burn but over the past decade they've been to the WCF twice and the Flames...oh...

 

[Straight Fire]

Thornton must think Burns' wife is hot.

 

[Evil Janney]

Still my favourite

"I will now perform an allusion."

 

[njdevils1982]

"I will now perform an allusion."

an allusion to what?

 

[SirClintonPortis]

an allusion to what?

The barbarian dude from Game of Thrones. Except he's short.

 

[Evil Janney]

an allusion to what?

"I have alluded you into thinking I was going to say illusion."

 

[redfzn]

goodnight

 

[WeegarUnderwood]

Digging the beards around the league. Burns is nice, Perreault has a great one and then you even got bergevin having one, which totally threw me off during trade deadline day lol. Thorntons beard is pretty nice too, doesn't look pubey at all. Beards are fantastic

Go beards

 

[Elvs]

Would love to see the same thing done to Brent Burns

 

[CorgisPer60]

Still my favourite

That's Mathieu Perreault - frontman for a Norweigan death metal band.

 

[pm88]

Burns legitimately looks like a homeless guy on the street. It's like the Sharks grabbed him off the street, give him some pads and hoped for the best

 

[izzy]

Thornton is the king.

 

[Stjonnypopo]

Might need to beard up my avatar picture, I've had this one for a good 5 years

 

[Player big P]

Looks like 19th century statesman

Whose mother was a yeti

 

[pbduck]

Ugly beards .. hair begone

Ugly beards .. hair begone

Has to be in hall of fame for beards, Look like the beard will stay beyond April this time around. Wonder how many people think he is a homeless person and not a multi millionaire in street ?

 

[Frosty415]

his beard is longer now

 

[tarheelhockey]

The Lanny McDonald of our time. Possibly in more ways than one.